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HowDidThatTaste
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Posted - 2014.07.31 07:40:00 -
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It seems simple? And yet I ask why are their no B batteries?
Are them looking into your sold for under such kane? |
HowDidThatTaste
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Posted - 2014.07.31 07:41:00 -
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HowDidThatTaste wrote:It seems simple? And yet I ask why are their no B batteries?
Are them looking into your sold for under such ?
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HowDidThatTaste
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Posted - 2014.07.31 07:44:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:???
to the original wolf, have your CPM balls dropped? Well spoken child. What is next? Give? Take? Or Recieve? |
HowDidThatTaste
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Posted - 2014.07.31 08:07:00 -
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You know what weGÇÖre talking about.-áThere is always that one person who makes it quite clear that they have had too much. Whether through actions, words, or just oblivious drunken proximity they succeed in either ruining a good time or-áembarrassing-áthemselves and others. While some-áantics-ácan lead to some great stories and memories, there are a few things us drunks should keep in mind to preserve our inebriated popularity.
Everyone knows how to GET drunk, but it takes some practice to know how to BE drunkGǪ.Whatever that means.
1. Know who is on your level an who is not
Most drunk social faux pas are nothing more than misunderstandings. You yelling, cursing, and swaying about seems ok in your mind because you believe everyone is in the same state that you are in. Chances are that they are not. So avoid interactions with those who clearly need a drink and seek out those other drunks who may understand you and get your hilarious drunk antics.
2. Join the activity, donGÇÖt distract from it
Surprisingly it is not all about you. Even when youGÇÖre drunk. ItGÇÖs OK to jump in the spotlight and be the life of the party but you donGÇÖt have to control everyoneGÇÖs attention all the time. WeGÇÖve seen too many drunks do some crazy stupid things just to stay the center of attention. Usually they are good for a laugh at first, but problems arise as they try to repeat or outdo their previous act again and again. Eventually it gets old, it gets obnoxious, or something gets broken.
3. DonGÇÖt Become a Zombie Drunk
Zombie status is a result of having too much drink but not quite passing out. It begins with an inability to follow conversations, continues with a dazed thousand-yard stare, and eventually culminates with a slight lean and stumbling walk. Grunts and a desire for brains (munchies) can also occur. Zombie drunks are creepy. DonGÇÖt be creepy.
4. Relax, Let it Go
Alcohol has a-átendency-áto turn people into poets and politicians. It is said that a drunk manGÇÖs words are a sober manGÇÖs thoughts. This leads to way too many heated arguments that usually end with people getting pissed off over something silly. People donGÇÖt want to argue politics, religion, or beliefs when they go out drinking; they want to have a good time. You can disagree with people and argue your point, but you donGÇÖt want to be one the guys arguing for 2 hours on whether or not blind people have -ádreams or on which Star Wars film was the best. |
HowDidThatTaste
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Posted - 2014.08.03 06:16:00 -
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This thread makes me sad, I should be embarrassed and yet you sad souled individuals with a plan make me proud!
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