((This thread is for lols, lets not take this too seriously...but long live the Caldari master race))

Im not racist or anything...but the universe would be better off if the Gallenteans just stop existing

the Gallenteans are the cancer of New Eden, they are also the reason why there is no PvE in dust,

Gallenteans are

Slow
Uneducated
Dirty
Savage
Over weight
Lazy
Have no idea what the **** they are ever doing
Smelly like 50 year old garbage
Rude
Never help anyone out
Greedy
Alcoholics
Abuse children
Racist
Always angry
never listen when us Caldari try to reason with them
And they crash super carriers into stations

Again, im not racist, i am a melting pot of friendship

But should us superior , Caldari, Amarrians and Minnies share this wonderful universe with theses animals ? No we should purge them before they cause further damage

Now in order to do this, the Amarrians and Minnies will have to realize and acknowledge that the Caldari are indeed the master race then offer their military to help us with incursions into Gallentean space in which we will evacuate all Caldari, Amarrian, Minmatar, intaki and jin-mei civilians from those poorly constructed Gallentean stations..

Then our massive dreadnaught fleet will begin to bombard said stations once all innocents are evacuated, leaving only debris and Gallentean corpses to drift space..

Then we call upon the spirit of Tibus Heth himself to wipe every Gallentean world clean of those dirty savages so we can then colonize them with a more superior race as the Gallenteans did not deserve to ever populate on such planets, wasting all the resources it had to offer, thus destroying the planets would be heartless...no we must wipe out the Gallenteans and establish a more worthy race....like the Caldari

Then once the smoke clears, The remaining superior races will appoint the Caldari the masters of New Eden (as we should be) and come to us for help and our infinite wisdom

As the Caldari are the master race, all other races may be superior..but only to the gallenteans..and that not saying much


Again, im not racist, im a melting pot of friendship