DUST Search - Legal Suit: Scouts v. Heavies

ShamelessALT wrote:

*BURSTS THROUGH DOOR IN KOOL-AID MAN FASHION*
Judge I call into question the character of the prosecution's star lawyer he may sound reasonable here but he recently ransacked my thread and this is what the security cameras caught

Bojo The Mighty wrote:

Shameless Alt was just a little boy, picking his nose and wiping it on his jeans. Then his father, drunk with madness and vodka, came running through the door. He looked upon Shameless Alt's pants with rage, spying the booger.

"No Papa!" the boy cried, but his father's wrath was inevitable. He dragged Shameless Alt by the hand and bounded him into a chair. He wheeled a TV in front, swigging vodka as he did.

"You wanna pick your nose?!" he yelled. Shameless burst into tears. "No papa, please! Let me go! Let me go!" Shameless sobbed. His father then turned on the TV

For 36 hours Shameless was strapped to the chair, watching every single Kevin Bacon appearance ever....he was never the same. Some say he would later take out his issues on others, calling them insects and the like....

DO YOU HONESTLY WANT A CRETIN LIKE THAT IN COURT???!


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Bormir1r Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 607	Posted - 2014.07.30 03:21:00 - [1] - Quote Your Honor, the Jury, and rest of the court: I, following the prosecution, will state my case: In addition to the great Bojo, it should be noted that the damage taken from the HMG isn't noticed until after a few seconds, meaning that even though a player may be behind cover, it would seem as if he/she is taking damage behind that cover. This is not only deceiving but unreasonably accepted. Although this isn't the largest issue at hand, it definitely seems to be an important one. Futhermore many maps involve CQC, even if you are more than 35 m away from the HMG, it's DPS will defeat the player due to it's excellent range ability that isn't achieved with the shotgun, which can't even do damage more than 7 m. Again, eHP and DPS puts the scouts at a disadvantage. While this next point is only partially the heavies fault, Shared Squad Vision destroys the scout's EWAR capabilities and makes it even more easy for Heavies to take down scouts. And finally the court should acknowledge; we all love Bojo. I rest my case. "One does not simply" run like a Raptor. Only Mk.0 Scouts will do that. NK are my Teeth, Kin Cats are my Legs.
Bormir1r Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 612	Posted - 2014.07.30 13:44:00 - [2] - Quote MythTanker wrote: Your honor it is not the heavies fault for any bugs to do with the damage delay of the HMG... Your honor the optimal of an HMG is 40m but if you take into consideration that dispersion lowers the dps... Even so the HMG will still kill at that range if you're standing still or a low hp scout, that might sound like a disadvantage but if you are caught due to the fact that heavies can not scan, then that means uou have failed at your job. Any Suit/weapon can kill youat that range, simply up your stealth skills... Your honor imagine the dropoff for the shotgun, 3 shots doesn't even defeat heavies due to poor hit detection and disadvantage against armor. Clearly the DPS of HMG is much more potent than not just the Shotgun, but any other weapon in the game, and frankly, a little too much. I now turn to the Jury: If Hotfix Charlie sees no significant change in Heavy population/HMG Spam, then Hotfix Delta must attend to the problems, yet again. "One does not simply" run like a Raptor. Only Mk.0 Scouts will do that. NK are my Teeth, Kin Cats are my Legs.
Bormir1r Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 612	Posted - 2014.07.30 13:48:00 - [3] - Quote ShamelessALT wrote: BURSTS THROUGH DOOR IN KOOL-AID MAN FASHION Judge I call into question the character of the prosecution's star lawyer he may sound reasonable here but he recently ransacked my thread and this is what the security cameras caught Bojo The Mighty wrote: Shameless Alt was just a little boy, picking his nose and wiping it on his jeans. Then his father, drunk with madness and vodka, came running through the door. He looked upon Shameless Alt's pants with rage, spying the booger. "No Papa!" the boy cried, but his father's wrath was inevitable. He dragged Shameless Alt by the hand and bounded him into a chair. He wheeled a TV in front, swigging vodka as he did. "You wanna pick your nose?!" he yelled. Shameless burst into tears. "No papa, please! Let me go! Let me go!" Shameless sobbed. His father then turned on the TV For 36 hours Shameless was strapped to the chair, watching every single Kevin Bacon appearance ever....he was never the same. Some say he would later take out his issues on others, calling them insects and the like.... DO YOU HONESTLY WANT A CRETIN LIKE THAT IN COURT???! Your Honor, I believe the defense has just humiliated himself in spite of his attempt to debunk the prosecutions credibility. The main prosecutor, Bojo, was stating the facts at the time, which futher embarrases Shameless Alt. Furthermore, Relevance? What does this have to do anything with the Scout v. Heavy issue? Even more, Slander? Defense is now left to relying on slandering the prosecution because he knows his case is useless. I advocate for the defense to be held under contempt. "One does not simply" run like a Raptor. Only Mk.0 Scouts will do that. NK are my Teeth, Kin Cats are my Legs.