Here's a statement that will try to get you to like this thread.
Before I begin, please don't assume the wrong thing about me though. That would be great.

There's lots of details in this section, where I tell you about how I feel about a subject, and then make sure that it brings up interesting points which make you continue reading.

Cause honestly you should totally agree with me here.

I also like to use numbers and bullets to make me sound intelligent:

Before of this line of text, there are 474 characters, 11 of which are punctuation, many more which are space and/or line breaks

Players have created almost 70k threads in General Discussions

The map feedback threads have been ignored for months now, yet players still post in these threads as if they'll actually get the attention of a DEV or something.

Here's the part where I say something that makes you question whether or not I'm trolling, so I'll underline this section to let you know I'm serious.
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This is the start of a new section, so that players who are skimming will get the general idea of what I'm trying to say here just by reading this first line.

But I'll bold this part in hopes it'll interest you to read the next section

Why don't I make this section extra long because now that you're interested I can probably keep your attention for long enough to get my main point across. I'll keep rambling about other things that are less important to get you to understand what I'm trying to do here. I'm not saying what you should do, but most of this is pointless opinion stuff that will probably end up being quoted because I missppelled a word and it throws off my entire argument, giving someone else a reason to make me look like I have no idea what I'm talking about

However this is my main intent, which I should have just stated in the first place.
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And then of course the TLDR:

First major point, second major point, point I never even brought up in the post above, third major point altered slightly, a concluding statment.

Finally, something that'll make it sound like I'm really passionate about this, while really just trying to get you to like the post.

You misspelled "statement" in your second to last paragraph.

Therefore your entire point is moot.

+1

(That one guy who quotes the entire post just to do this, but doesn't actually like the post)

*tries to thread swerve into minmatar scout buff post*
*cant*
*goes to YouTube app*

Gives obligatory HTFU

Obvious troll goes over someones head, who then starts an argument debating the validity of said troll thinking it is indeed a real comment.

Person who chimes in with dumb statement and clearly did not read most or any of the original post.

Rock is overpowered, paper is fine as it is.
-Scissors

Inevitable Logi Bro quote

Hey screw you. Thats typically me and I resent the implication that I have to like your post to be qualified to quote it!

I"LL QUOTE ALL THE THINGS!

Lawtz uv mizpeled wurdz ahndd baad gramor two.

Disappointed person who thought this was a serious thread -_-