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Aeon Amadi
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.07.22 00:12:00 -
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I've done it. I've chanced on the mother load and this time, I'm not waiting until it happens to tell the world - I'm going to tell you first as a preventative measure!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's another volume of Dust 514 Conspiracy Theory... and I've got the most controversial yet...
I've shown you evidence that all CCP Devs are Caldari based on their forum avatars and the undeniable fact that the QA Godsuit is a Caldari Medium Frame. I've shown you the secret meaning behind the Duvolle Assault Rifle's DPS (back in September) I've shown you proof that CCP Wolfman is, in fact, a satanist... And I've shown you that CCP intentionally designed weapons to fit within their Satanic regime...
But now... This is the big one... They've now invaded our beloved community. They couldn't stop at just being Satanic, Caldari-favoring scum - OH NO - they had to get their sneaky dealings in our very own CPM1 Candidacy...
You'll note the fact that at the CPM Voting Page... THAT EXACTLY SEVEN CANDIDATES HAVE CALDARI AVATARS!!!!
That's right people, the voting is rigged. It doesn't matter who you vote for - it's all been staged - it's all been pre-determined... And it was all because of CCP's grand scheme and design to turn all of Dust 514, Eve Online, Legion and all of New Eden into A FASCIST SATANIC STATE!!!! And what's worse is that one of those Caldari [redacted] was already part of the CPM0, just adding insult to injury. I have no doubt that our next CPM election will consist of:
Iron Wolf Saber Mossellia Delt Xp3ll3d Dust Kevall Longstride Pokey Dravon Anarchide ...and The Black Jackal
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! THE TIME TO ACT IS -NOW- TAKE BACK DUST 514!!!
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Zion Shad
ZionTCD Top Men.
2360
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Posted - 2014.07.22 00:21:00 -
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Interesting to see Xel endorse you, but you not having the same feelings... Plus you didn't put urself Why? (Joke) Oh here link https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=167215
CPM1 Hopeful
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
11442
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Posted - 2014.07.22 00:22:00 -
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The CCP shadow-state is upon us, it all makes sense because the Caldari corporate power structure control all the banks, and have been producing CCP's satanic weapons like the magsec.
Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
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Aeon Amadi
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
6379
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Posted - 2014.07.22 00:25:00 -
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Lmfao, Zion, seriously? Here? On this thread? Of all places?
Also, it's a little late to hit me with this don't you think? Voting ends in like, thirty minutes.
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KING CHECKMATE
Opus Arcana Covert Intervention
5438
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Posted - 2014.07.22 00:26:00 -
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@ the wolfman post: ''now who else loves enslaving people? Satan.''
Ah man. as a righteous civilian and member of the Church of Satan i must admit this was pretty funny XD
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Scheneighnay McBob
Cult of Gasai
5697
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Posted - 2014.07.22 01:19:00 -
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I would like to point out that Dust is CCP's final satanic sacrifice in order to raise the demonic Legion
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KING CHECKMATE
Opus Arcana Covert Intervention
5438
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Posted - 2014.07.22 02:16:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:I would like to point out that Dust is CCP's final satanic sacrifice in order to raise the demonic Legion
Might be, but im poor and cannot afford a PC to play it.
My Mom said Satan lived in the internet. He doesnt live here but he does vacation here quite often .
Cheers.
Stealth Storm
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Espartoi
Orkz Clan
298
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Posted - 2014.07.22 04:04:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:I would like to point out that Dust is CCP's final satanic sacrifice in order to raise the demonic Legion Might be, but im poor and cannot afford a PC to play it. My Mom said Satan lived in the internet. He doesnt live here but he does vacation here quite often . Cheers.
So Satan is hiding over there, i have a legal contract that must be done if not i want my a blood refund.
Shoot Smash Stomp Chop.
Am a Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
11172
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Posted - 2014.07.22 04:43:00 -
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My cat agents were prepairing for a take over. But then Destiny happened, and now they're all busy playing the beta.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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The Noob Destroyer
1035
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Posted - 2014.07.22 05:30:00 -
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you caught us.
Who am I?
I am just a nobody.
Like facts? #GetFact!
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Kevall Longstride
DUST University Ivy League
1480
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Posted - 2014.07.22 06:14:00 -
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OMFG!!
It's all so clear now.... thank you for lifting the tinfoil from over my eyes and allowing me to see the truth!
I have to tell Elvis about this....
CPM1 Candidate
CEO of DUST University
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Zion Shad
ZionTCD Top Men.
2361
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Posted - 2014.07.22 06:41:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Lmfao, Zion, seriously? Here? On this thread? Of all places? Also, it's a little late to hit me with this don't you think? Voting ends in like, thirty minutes.
(Joke) lmao You must not had seen it in my poke. Oh well it's all over
CPM1 Hopeful
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CRAZYHORSE ONE EIGHT
CowTek IT Infotech
61
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Posted - 2014.07.22 08:12:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new satanic fascist overlords. |
Operative 1125 Lokaas
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
295
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Posted - 2014.07.22 08:29:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:I've done it. I've chanced on the mother load and this time, I'm not waiting until it happens to tell the world - I'm going to tell you first as a preventative measure! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's another volume of Dust 514 Conspiracy Theory... and I've got the most controversial yet... I've shown you evidence that all CCP Devs are Caldari based on their forum avatars and the undeniable fact that the QA Godsuit is a Caldari Medium Frame. I've shown you the secret meaning behind the Duvolle Assault Rifle's DPS (back in September) I've shown you proof that CCP Wolfman is, in fact, a satanist... And I've shown you that CCP intentionally designed weapons to fit within their Satanic regime... But now... This is the big one... They've now invaded our beloved community. They couldn't stop at just being Satanic, Caldari-favoring scum - OH NO - they had to get their sneaky dealings in our very own CPM1 Candidacy... You'll note the fact that at the CPM Voting Page... THAT EXACTLY SEVEN CANDIDATES HAVE CALDARI AVATARS!!!! That's right people, the voting is rigged. It doesn't matter who you vote for - it's all been staged - it's all been pre-determined... And it was all because of CCP's grand scheme and design to turn all of Dust 514, Eve Online, Legion and all of New Eden into A FASCIST SATANIC STATE!!!! And what's worse is that one of those Caldari [redacted] was already part of the CPM0, just adding insult to injury. I have no doubt that our next CPM election will consist of: Iron Wolf Saber Mossellia Delt Xp3ll3d Dust Kevall Longstride Pokey Dravon Anarchide ...and The Black Jackal WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! THE TIME TO ACT IS -NOW- TAKE BACK DUST 514!!!
Here's a secret clue to make sense of it all; It's not Satanism, it's Scientology. Tom Cruise is the one in which to direct your blame.
THIS IS THE VOICE OF RÁN
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Espartoi
Orkz Clan
298
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Posted - 2014.07.22 17:05:00 -
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CRAZYHORSE ONE EIGHT wrote:I, for one, welcome our new satanic fascist overlords.
I cant respect him the contract says about making Dust514 the best game ever he came with sure it will be awesome that he just will get some laser and stuff and i remember something about years...After 2 i call them and he you start with the am passing through a tunnel that the call is been interrupted and i get very clearly the word Legion and awesome, and i want my blood respect.
Shoot Smash Stomp Chop.
Am a Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
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RendonaSix
Techs Laboratory
146
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Posted - 2014.07.22 17:09:00 -
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My tinfoil hat is bigger.
"For those who have seen the light, repentance you shall find, for within the heart of battle, scum you shall grind"
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Aeon Amadi
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
6391
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Posted - 2014.07.22 21:25:00 -
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Espartoi wrote:CRAZYHORSE ONE EIGHT wrote:I, for one, welcome our new satanic fascist overlords. I cant respect him the contract says about making Dust514 the best game ever he came with sure it will be awesome that he just will get some laser and stuff and i remember something about years...After 2 i call them and he you start with the am passing through a tunnel that the call is been interrupted and i get very clearly the word Legion and awesome, and i want my blood respect.
What the [redacted] are you trying to say here O.o?
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2369
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Posted - 2014.07.23 15:44:00 -
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Oh noes, we have been unmasked. But it is too late now... Greater Things have already been set in motion!
CPM1 Underdog
Greedy Bastards
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
2369
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Posted - 2014.07.23 20:56:00 -
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In fact, CCP stands for: Caldarian Conspiracy Project.
CPM1 Underdog
Greedy Bastards
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