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Aeon Amadi
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.07.22 00:12:00 -
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I've done it. I've chanced on the mother load and this time, I'm not waiting until it happens to tell the world - I'm going to tell you first as a preventative measure!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's another volume of Dust 514 Conspiracy Theory... and I've got the most controversial yet...
I've shown you evidence that all CCP Devs are Caldari based on their forum avatars and the undeniable fact that the QA Godsuit is a Caldari Medium Frame.
I've shown you the secret meaning behind the Duvolle Assault Rifle's DPS (back in September)
I've shown you proof that CCP Wolfman is, in fact, a satanist...
And I've shown you that CCP intentionally designed weapons to fit within their Satanic regime...
But now... This is the big one... They've now invaded our beloved community. They couldn't stop at just being Satanic, Caldari-favoring scum - OH NO - they had to get their sneaky dealings in our very own CPM1 Candidacy...
You'll note the fact that at the CPM Voting Page... THAT EXACTLY SEVEN CANDIDATES HAVE CALDARI AVATARS!!!!
That's right people, the voting is rigged. It doesn't matter who you vote for - it's all been staged - it's all been pre-determined... And it was all because of CCP's grand scheme and design to turn all of Dust 514, Eve Online, Legion and all of New Eden into A FASCIST SATANIC STATE!!!! And what's worse is that one of those Caldari [redacted] was already part of the CPM0, just adding insult to injury. I have no doubt that our next CPM election will consist of:
Iron Wolf Saber
Mossellia Delt
Xp3ll3d Dust
Kevall Longstride
Pokey Dravon
Anarchide
...and The Black Jackal
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! THE TIME TO ACT IS -NOW- TAKE BACK DUST 514!!!
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Aeon Amadi
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.07.22 00:25:00 -
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Lmfao, Zion, seriously? Here? On this thread? Of all places? 
Also, it's a little late to hit me with this don't you think? Voting ends in like, thirty minutes.
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Aeon Amadi
Edimmu Warfighters
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Posted - 2014.07.22 21:25:00 -
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Espartoi wrote:CRAZYHORSE ONE EIGHT wrote:I, for one, welcome our new satanic fascist overlords.  I cant respect him the contract says about making Dust514 the best game ever he came with sure it will be awesome that he just will get some laser and stuff and i remember something about years...After 2 i call them and he you start with the am passing through a tunnel that the call is been interrupted and i get very clearly the word Legion and awesome, and i want my blood respect.
What the [redacted] are you trying to say here O.o?
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