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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
509
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Posted - 2014.07.13 03:53:00 -
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DontChimpOut wrote:PANDA UZIMAKI wrote:DontChimpOut wrote:PANDA UZIMAKI wrote:Me vs terrorist number 1 Any battle hardened tankers out there want to take me on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6LXDgfHPcbtw I am looking for a corp no noob ones PC active molon labe has sparked an intrest lately though nyain san says im not even eligible for starter corp nyain chan I guess 20mil SP in vehicle support doesn't make the cut :P I couldn't get halfway through due to the poor driving and terrible music. You wanna be the next one featured in my videos *****? dosent even half to be tanks. You're using the more maneuverable Gunnlogi and still have trouble in CQC with a rail. Shot placement is still shoddy. The shield hardener is better than the armor hardener, you weren't using one. You can't do quick module activation, either. You slow down your tank with dual plates. You made a dumb decision going too deep into the redline to take someone out - you fought them on their terms. In short, you're not very experienced at all. Did I miss anything about your engagements?
I might be in the Illegal part of China, because Panda has just been served. Not only served, but Chef Chimp here seems to have burned you to the point we can't even see the white! Burned you so hard, he had to let me take charge! Burned you so bad, he made you think your name was Chad! Chimp told you off so good, made you think you was in the hood! His words so bright, make you see the light! Make you go night night! Made your "Cool" skills, seem like some fool poppin' pills! You can't handle him! You can't see Him! But you might wanna be him. You see him rolling on his feet, all you can do is troll on that seat! Chimp has bitches and hoes, you got pimps that use all your holes!!!! So you best get to steppin' before Chimp pops the trunk on your burned panda ass!
Original freestyle by yours truly. |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
509
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Posted - 2014.07.13 04:46:00 -
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Louis Domi wrote:DontChimpOut wrote:PANDA UZIMAKI wrote:DontChimpOut wrote:PANDA UZIMAKI wrote:Me vs terrorist number 1 Any battle hardened tankers out there want to take me on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6LXDgfHPcbtw I am looking for a corp no noob ones PC active molon labe has sparked an intrest lately though nyain san says im not even eligible for starter corp nyain chan I guess 20mil SP in vehicle support doesn't make the cut :P I couldn't get halfway through due to the poor driving and terrible music. You wanna be the next one featured in my videos *****? dosent even half to be tanks. You're using the more maneuverable Gunnlogi and still have trouble in CQC with a rail. Shot placement is still shoddy. The shield hardener is better than the armor hardener, you weren't using one. You can't do quick module activation, either. You slow down your tank with dual plates. You made a dumb decision going too deep into the redline to take someone out - you fought them on their terms. In short, you're not very experienced at all. Did I miss anything about your engagements? I might be in the Illegal part of China, because Panda has just been served. Not only served, but Chef Chimp here seems to have burned you to the point we can't even see the white! Burned you so hard, he had to let me take charge! Burned you so bad, he made you think your name was Chad! Chimp told you off so good, made you think you was in the hood! His words so bright, make you see the light! Make you go night night! Made your "Cool" skills, seem like some fool poppin' pills! You can't handle him! You can't see Him! But you might wanna be him. You see him rolling on his feet, all you can do is troll on that seat! Chimp has bitches and hoes, you got pimps that use all your holes!!!! So you best get to steppin' before Chimp pops the trunk on your burned panda ass! Original freestyle by yours truly.
Damn I just thought of this, for the last sentence instead of,"So you best get to steppin' before Chimp pops the trunk on your burned panda ass!", it should have been, "So you best get to steppin out that cheap tank before Chimp pops that sh!t with your burned panda stank!". OOH!!! DAMN!!!!! I JUST CALLED YOU STANKY!!! Bruh do you even realize how amazing that would have ended it!??!?!? If I put that in the Original that would disgrace you, your family, your friends family, your children, your neighbors children. That would have made your life Obsolete! Ended it completely! End it worse than the ending to Indiana jones and the crystal skull! You would have been on the floor crying! Would have destroyed you! Not even years in therapy could have saved you from that! Bruh I should be in a Rap Battle, because I just slayed you! They're gonna be saying stuff like, "hey did you hear what happen to panda?" "No" " He tried mouthing off and was K.I.R: Killed in Rap!" "Don't you mean K.I.A: Killed in action?" "No the only action that guy got was from his mom!!!!!!!!!!!!" OOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just got you again!!!!!!! "Paging doctor Louis, we have an emergency in the ER, some one needs 10 CC of BOOM!!!" "Sorry nurse, I'm too busy taking a panda to the Morgue, BECAUSE I JUST KILLED HIM!!!!! BAMM!!!!!! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL!!!!!??!?!!! I'm telling you if I were to do this to you in public I swear every innocent bystander would just be going,"OOHHHH!!!!!! He said he got action from his MAMA!!!!!!! OOOHHH!!! HE CALLED YOU STANK!!!"
Ok I'm done, I have more Material, but I don't want to wear you out...(Had a joke about the wear you out part... but I'm going to be an adult and not use it right now) |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
515
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Posted - 2014.07.13 05:40:00 -
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DontChimpOut wrote:aaaasdff ertgfdd wrote:PANDA UZIMAKI wrote:Reign Omega wrote:Stop speccing Vehicles immediately and build a solid infantry base....Vehicle combat is all but dead its a sad state. My vehicle alt has 18 mil in vehicles and 2 in infantry and I greatly wish it was the other way around. There isnt much that you NEED to run a decent vehicle after so much SP. I have 3 infantry alts which I plan on proto stomping the fuxck out of with after hotfix Charlie I would stop or demand a respect but I don't need one all grounds for infantry is covered so theres no point. in stopping now maybe one day ill get to brag about being a 40 mil tanker. but then everyone laugh in my face and say well im a 3mil AVer and ill still redline you. Vehicles are fine if you have squad infantry support. Solo is a no go. You cant run around the whole map and kill all. You know what, neither can I. You tankers will learn to use team and squad tactics. Or you will just keep dying. Tankers have been using teamwork since the game was a beta. The ones that got stupidly good were able to roll solo and lay waste to everything in their path. That's the whole difference. You people haven't a clue what some months or a year of experience makes when comparing someone using MLT gear to someone that has the SP to get the best stuff. Experience rules all.
Oh!!! Chimp making it rain wisdom like its Christmas!! Ho Ho Ho Chimp teaching you how to get sh!t done! Teach these kids how its done Chimp! |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
517
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Posted - 2014.07.13 05:55:00 -
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aaaasdff ertgfdd wrote:
Oh!!! Chimp making it rain wisdom like its Christmas!! Ho Ho Ho Chimp teaching you how to get sh!t done! Teach these kids how its done Chimp!
And you, until you get good at this game stop cheerleading. You sound like a highschool **** taking it up the a$$ from his railgun.
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You're no fun It seems to me like you got a stick up your **** hole. Uptight pricks who can't take a joke don't amuse me. Have some fun. |
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