DUST Search - Mac's Pub

i gots kills wrote:

Jonny D Buelle wrote:

i gots kills wrote:

"Hey Mac, can I get something stronger than death's door? Not for me of course"

Jonny and Mac exchanged a look. Jonny started to smiled and stood up and got behind the bar and started grabbing bottles. 'No, Jonny no. You are not going to make it.'

'Come on Mac, the lady asked for it,' Jonny replied as he started mixing Whiskey, Absinthe, Vodka, Tequila, and Bourbon.

'She doesn't know what it is!'

'I thought the customer gets what the customer orders. Now where do you keep the lighter fluid?'

Mac sighed. 'It's over there, by the champagne.'

Jonny grabbed the lighter fluid and the champagne and poured them into the mix. The then grabbed some Cherry, some Port, and a hint of chocolate sauce and poured them all into a glass. He then took a spoon and mixed it all up and placed it in front of Blux. Smoke was flowing from the top. 'We call this drink Mod. Short for Mother of Death. If this isn't for you, you must really hate whoever you give it to.'

Blux smiled "thank you" she said as she took it to Captain "Here, special blend too"

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Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 212	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:39:00 - [241] - Quote ((A bit off topic, but I believe this meme describes Captain's situation)) Jonny turned to Mac, 'Pay Up Old man!' Mac slapped him again, 'Nah, I'll use it to pay off your tab!' Captain then stood up. 'Well then Jonny, you owe me more' Mac started laughing. Legionhares Unite!
Hunter Junko Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic 263	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:40:00 - [242] - Quote Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: Jonny D Buelle wrote: darkeye bloodwing wrote: "I'll do you a service, seeing as your here by accident" blood said as he quickly pulled a nanite injector and stuck in the man's shoulder Jonny stood up quickly and shouted, 'Taking all bets! I got 150 that Death's Door will kill him BEFORE the nanite injector takes effect.' 'I'll take that bet,' said Mac. "Depends, I hear that the new Wyrkomi nanite injector can also metabolise excess alcohol, bloody expensive though..." " i have those injectors, a gift from my employers back at Ishukone. from what i learned after poking and prodding, the nanite injector also mixed in isopropanol- based nanite groups that jump-starts the circulatory system (along with the heart), after that they go to the liver and dissolve back into Alcohol. the amount of isopropanol is hardy noticeable though, so you cant really get drunk." its also a relatively fast way to make someone sober really fast, although the effects of being drunk last a while longer."
Hawk-eye Occultus ARKOMBlNE 273	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:43:00 - [243] - Quote darkeye bloodwing wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain gets up "I'm not dead yet ya fools, and what rumor hawk?" "Pay up Johnny" blood said as he patted captain on the back "Wait wait, let me help Captain up first, it's not over till he is on his own two feet" He crouched down and lifted captain up slowly, putting a small shot glass to his lips "Drink" he whispered. Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
sir RAVEN WING Death Dea1ers 7	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:45:00 - [244] - Quote Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: darkeye bloodwing wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain gets up "I'm not dead yet ya fools, and what rumor hawk?" "Pay up Johnny" blood said as he patted captain on the back "Wait wait, let me help Captain up first, it's not over till he is on his own two feet" He crouched down and lifted captain up slowly, putting a small shot glass to his lips "Drink" he whispered. "Cheat!" Raven yelled pointing at the shot glass Creative with guns
CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:46:00 - [245] - Quote Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: darkeye bloodwing wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain gets up "I'm not dead yet ya fools, and what rumor hawk?" "Pay up Johnny" blood said as he patted captain on the back "Wait wait, let me help Captain up first, it's not over till he is on his own two feet" He crouched down and lifted captain up slowly, putting a small shot glass to his lips "Drink" he whispered. The Captain jumps up to his full height. "Dear god, nanite injections do wonders for alcohol poisoning."
Hawk-eye Occultus ARKOMBlNE 273	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:47:00 - [246] - Quote sir RAVEN WING wrote: Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: darkeye bloodwing wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain gets up "I'm not dead yet ya fools, and what rumor hawk?" "Pay up Johnny" blood said as he patted captain on the back "Wait wait, let me help Captain up first, it's not over till he is on his own two feet" He crouched down and lifted captain up slowly, putting a small shot glass to his lips "Drink" he whispered. "Cheat!" Raven yelled pointing at the shot glass Raven's shout startled Haekeye, causing him to jump, thrusting the glass into Captain's mouth where it shattered. "H-wha!?" Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 212	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:47:00 - [247] - Quote CAPTAN BAss wrote: Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: darkeye bloodwing wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain gets up "I'm not dead yet ya fools, and what rumor hawk?" "Pay up Johnny" blood said as he patted captain on the back "Wait wait, let me help Captain up first, it's not over till he is on his own two feet" He crouched down and lifted captain up slowly, putting a small shot glass to his lips "Drink" he whispered. The Captain jumps up to his full height. "Dear god, nanite injections do wonders for alcohol poisoning." 'Why do you think I hate the damned things,' Jonny said drinking another glass. 'It messes with my system.' Legionhares Unite!
CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:48:00 - [248] - Quote "Ouch, ya damn fool" The Captain glares at hawk
Hawk-eye Occultus ARKOMBlNE 274	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:49:00 - [249] - Quote CAPTAN BAss wrote: "Ouch, ya damn fool" The Captain glares at hawk "Don't worry, the alcohol will numb the pain... After it has finished stinging the cuts..." Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
darkeye bloodwing Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 4	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:51:00 - [250] - Quote "Pay up old Johnny" for Ikhnitiast resa zakhn iekhi ejed.Dei chavn vaplatset, ta for Shaife jarru khaies dechjret.Platsen vaplatset ta ijed

Hawk-eye Occultus ARKOMBlNE 274	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:51:00 - [251] - Quote darkeye bloodwing wrote: "Pay up old Johnny" "Aren't you supposed to be killing someone?" Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:52:00 - [252] - Quote Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: "Ouch, ya damn fool" The Captain glares at hawk "Don't worry, the alcohol will numb the pain... After it has finished stinging the cuts..." "Stand back kid, I've killed men bigger than that bouncer out there with my bear hands, give me a moment to cool off"
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 213	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:52:00 - [253] - Quote Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: "Ouch, ya damn fool" The Captain glares at hawk "Don't worry, the alcohol will numb the pain... After it has finished stinging the cuts..." Jonny started laughing. And search his pockets for his smokes but couldn't find one. He turned to Mac, 'Hey Mac, got a spare smoke?' Mac reached into his pocket and took out a packet of smokes and passed them to Jonny. 'You know these things will kill you one day.' Jonny laughed even harder. Until Blood spoke up. 'I made the bet with Mac here, not with you.' Legionhares Unite!
i gots kills Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 00:55:00 - [254] - Quote "Hey Mac, can I get something stronger than death's door? Not for me of course"
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 213	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:02:00 - [255] - Quote i gots kills wrote: "Hey Mac, can I get something stronger than death's door? Not for me of course" Jonny and Mac exchanged a look. Jonny started to smiled and stood up and got behind the bar and started grabbing bottles. 'No, Jonny no. You are not going to make it.' 'Come on Mac, the lady asked for it,' Jonny replied as he started mixing Whiskey, Absinthe, Vodka, Tequila, and Bourbon. 'She doesn't know what it is!' 'I thought the customer gets what the customer orders. Now where do you keep the lighter fluid?' Mac sighed. 'It's over there, by the champagne.' Jonny grabbed the lighter fluid and the champagne and poured them into the mix. The then grabbed some Cherry, some Port, and a hint of chocolate sauce and poured them all into a glass. He then took a spoon and mixed it all up and placed it in front of Blux. Smoke was flowing from the top. 'We call this drink Mod. Short for Mother of Death. If this isn't for you, you must really hate whoever you give it to.' Legionhares Unite!
i gots kills Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:10:00 - [256] - Quote Jonny D Buelle wrote: i gots kills wrote: "Hey Mac, can I get something stronger than death's door? Not for me of course" Jonny and Mac exchanged a look. Jonny started to smiled and stood up and got behind the bar and started grabbing bottles. 'No, Jonny no. You are not going to make it.' 'Come on Mac, the lady asked for it,' Jonny replied as he started mixing Whiskey, Absinthe, Vodka, Tequila, and Bourbon. 'She doesn't know what it is!' 'I thought the customer gets what the customer orders. Now where do you keep the lighter fluid?' Mac sighed. 'It's over there, by the champagne.' Jonny grabbed the lighter fluid and the champagne and poured them into the mix. The then grabbed some Cherry, some Port, and a hint of chocolate sauce and poured them all into a glass. He then took a spoon and mixed it all up and placed it in front of Blux. Smoke was flowing from the top. 'We call this drink Mod. Short for Mother of Death. If this isn't for you, you must really hate whoever you give it to.' Blux smiled "thank you" she said as she took it to Captain "Here, special blend too"
CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:14:00 - [257] - Quote i gots kills wrote: Jonny D Buelle wrote: i gots kills wrote: "Hey Mac, can I get something stronger than death's door? Not for me of course" Jonny and Mac exchanged a look. Jonny started to smiled and stood up and got behind the bar and started grabbing bottles. 'No, Jonny no. You are not going to make it.' 'Come on Mac, the lady asked for it,' Jonny replied as he started mixing Whiskey, Absinthe, Vodka, Tequila, and Bourbon. 'She doesn't know what it is!' 'I thought the customer gets what the customer orders. Now where do you keep the lighter fluid?' Mac sighed. 'It's over there, by the champagne.' Jonny grabbed the lighter fluid and the champagne and poured them into the mix. The then grabbed some Cherry, some Port, and a hint of chocolate sauce and poured them all into a glass. He then took a spoon and mixed it all up and placed it in front of Blux. Smoke was flowing from the top. 'We call this drink Mod. Short for Mother of Death. If this isn't for you, you must really hate whoever you give it to.' Blux smiled "thank you" she said as she took it to Captain "Here, special blend too" "Hey, I said I was sorry" Nevertheless, The Captain took the drink "Captain BAss, you've lived a good life, ah what the hell my life sucks" The Captain downs the drink
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 213	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:16:00 - [258] - Quote As Captain downed the drink, Jonny grabbed Blux and pulled her down to the ground and Mac dove beneath the bar. 'HIT THE DECK!' Jonny shouted. Legionhares Unite!
i gots kills Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:17:00 - [259] - Quote "Not yet buddy" Blux said as she showed him the real MoD After seeing the reaction to him downing the drink, Blux fell over laughing
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 213	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:19:00 - [260] - Quote Jonny blinked his eyes in surprised. Then stood up laughing. 'You got me good girl.' Mac stood up and slapped Jonny on the back of the head. 'What was that for?!' 'You almost gave me a heart attack!' Legionhares Unite!

CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:21:00 - [261] - Quote "I've had stronger" The Captain began to vomit but remains standing
Hawk-eye Occultus ARKOMBlNE 275	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:24:00 - [262] - Quote ((Has Captain become the object of all our abuse?)) Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 213	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:26:00 - [263] - Quote Hawk-eye Occultus wrote: ((Has Captain become the object of all our abuse?)) ((I believe so, also just so everyone knows, drinking an MoD will cause your stomach to violently erupt. It is a horrific sight. Well the way I imagine it :P)) Legionhares Unite!
CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 01:31:00 - [264] - Quote The Captain pulled off an implant from his neck and said laughing "Morons, this implant is designed to induce vomiting, used for jokes, gags, or parties.
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 213	Posted - 2014.07.13 02:07:00 - [265] - Quote CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain pulled off an implant from his neck and said laughing "Morons, this implant is designed to induce vomiting, used for jokes, gags, or parties. Mac slapped Captain on the back of the head, hard. Legionhares Unite!
i gots kills Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 12:57:00 - [266] - Quote "Well should I be worried about the spilt MoD?"
Hawk-eye Occultus ARKOMBlNE 276	Posted - 2014.07.13 13:38:00 - [267] - Quote i gots kills wrote: "Well should I be worried about the spilt MoD, because I kinda spilt it when Johnny pulled me back." "Just keep away from any naked flames, or energy weapon discharges, and you should be fine" Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.13 21:10:00 - [268] - Quote Jonny D Buelle wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain pulled off an implant from his neck and said laughing "Morons, this implant is designed to induce vomiting, used for jokes, gags, or parties. Mac slapped Captain on the back of the head, hard. "What did I do?"
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 215	Posted - 2014.07.13 22:59:00 - [269] - Quote CAPTAN BAss wrote: Jonny D Buelle wrote: CAPTAN BAss wrote: The Captain pulled off an implant from his neck and said laughing "Morons, this implant is designed to induce vomiting, used for jokes, gags, or parties. Mac slapped Captain on the back of the head, hard. "What did I do?" Jonny chuckled, 'Mac is the one who has to clean up the vomit.' He finished his drink and ordered another one. Legionhares Unite!
CAPTAN BAss Opus Arcana Covert Intervention 6	Posted - 2014.07.14 00:33:00 - [270] - Quote "Well this has become my number 12 most painful night ever"



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