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sir RAVEN WING
Death Dea1ers
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Posted - 2014.07.12 00:58:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:"Damn Mac he asked for some, not a whole damn bag" raven laughed at this
"Give me uh... Maybe 15-20 more of the strongest thing you've got" Raven said as he slammed a large stack of ISK on the bar Mac nodded and made the strongest drink imaginable. A very special drink he liked to call: 'Death's Door.' A mixture of absinthe, whiskey, vodka, bourbon and tequila. All with a hint of lime. Jonny watched as Mac handed Raven the drink. 'Good luck,' Jonny muttered as his finished another drink.
Raven quickly downed "death's door" and order another
"At this point I'll be drunk in maybe a few dozen more" ((raven has a unnaturally high metabolism))
Creative with guns
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Hawk-eye Occultus
ARKOMBlNE
265
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Posted - 2014.07.12 00:59:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:"Damn Mac he asked for some, not a whole damn bag" raven laughed at this
"Give me uh... Maybe 15-20 more of the strongest thing you've got" Raven said as he slammed a large stack of ISK on the bar Mac nodded and made the strongest drink imaginable. A very special drink he liked to call: 'Death's Door.' A mixture of absinthe, whiskey, vodka, bourbon and tequila. All with a hint of lime. Jonny watched as Mac handed Raven the drink. 'Good luck,' Jonny muttered as his finished another drink. Raven quickly downed "death's door" and order another "At this point I'll be drunk in maybe a few dozen more" ((raven has a unnaturally high metabolism))
((At this point, it is likely that you are either unconscious, dead, or about to enter one of those two states))
Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
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sir RAVEN WING
Death Dea1ers
7
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:03:00 -
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Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:"Damn Mac he asked for some, not a whole damn bag" raven laughed at this
"Give me uh... Maybe 15-20 more of the strongest thing you've got" Raven said as he slammed a large stack of ISK on the bar Mac nodded and made the strongest drink imaginable. A very special drink he liked to call: 'Death's Door.' A mixture of absinthe, whiskey, vodka, bourbon and tequila. All with a hint of lime. Jonny watched as Mac handed Raven the drink. 'Good luck,' Jonny muttered as his finished another drink. Raven quickly downed "death's door" and order another "At this point I'll be drunk in maybe a few dozen more" ((raven has a unnaturally high metabolism)) ((At this point, it is likely that you are either unconscious, dead, or about to enter one of those two states))
((Most probaly once he fills the affects...  ))
Raven downed the second as fast as the first
"I feel a bit..." ((Aaaand he's out))
Creative with guns
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
203
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:04:00 -
[124] - Quote
Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"Keep talking and I'll break your arm" "Ok, go on, try it"
Mac loads the clip back into his rifle. 'Now boys, don't do anything you will regret later.' He then turned to Jonny and said 'You remember how to make Death's Door?'
'Hell yeah, I used to drink them remember.'
Mac laughed, 'Go on, make the good Captain his drink.'
Jonny jumped over the bar, making sure to keep the SMG hidden and started making the drink.
Legionhares Unite!
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CAPTAN BAss
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
4
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:06:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:"Damn Mac he asked for some, not a whole damn bag" raven laughed at this
"Give me uh... Maybe 15-20 more of the strongest thing you've got" Raven said as he slammed a large stack of ISK on the bar Mac nodded and made the strongest drink imaginable. A very special drink he liked to call: 'Death's Door.' A mixture of absinthe, whiskey, vodka, bourbon and tequila. All with a hint of lime. Jonny watched as Mac handed Raven the drink. 'Good luck,' Jonny muttered as his finished another drink. Raven quickly downed "death's door" and order another "At this point I'll be drunk in maybe a few dozen more" ((raven has a unnaturally high metabolism)) ((At this point, it is likely that you are either unconscious, dead, or about to enter one of those two states)) ((Most probaly once he fills the affects... )) Raven downed the second as fast as the first "I feel a bit..." ((Aaaand he's out))
The Captain laughs at Raven |
Hawk-eye Occultus
ARKOMBlNE
265
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:08:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven downed the second as fast as the first
"I feel a bit..." THUD The Captain laughs at Raven
"Well, at this rate, we should all be dead before sunrise, you have your work cut out for you Mr Darkeye."
Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
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sir RAVEN WING
Death Dea1ers
7
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:11:00 -
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Raven walks back in with a fresh clone after some trouble with the bouncer
"Drink 70 rounds of scotch then two death's door and then we'll see who's laughing"
Creative with guns
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Hawk-eye Occultus
ARKOMBlNE
265
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:13:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven walks back in with a fresh clone after some trouble with the bouncer
"Drink 70 rounds of scotch then two death's door and then we'll see who's laughing"
"I think you should get your corpse out of here first; I think it's voided itself" Hawk said, waving his hand in front of his nose.
Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
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darkeye bloodwing
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:13:00 -
[129] - Quote
Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven downed the second as fast as the first
"I feel a bit..." THUD The Captain laughs at Raven "Well, at this rate, we should all be dead before sunrise, you have your work cut out for you Mr Darkeye."
"Well you're making it easy... Watching you guys kill yourselves is comedy to me"
for Ikhnitiast resa zakhn iekhi ejed.Dei chavn vaplatset, ta for Shaife jarru khaies dechjret.Platsen vaplatset ta ijed
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CAPTAN BAss
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
4
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:15:00 -
[130] - Quote
darkeye bloodwing wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven downed the second as fast as the first
"I feel a bit..." THUD The Captain laughs at Raven "Well, at this rate, we should all be dead before sunrise, you have your work cut out for you Mr Darkeye." "Well you're making it easy... Watching you guys kill yourselves is comedy to me"
"Does this mean I have another assassin on me?" |
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Hawk-eye Occultus
ARKOMBlNE
265
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:17:00 -
[131] - Quote
darkeye bloodwing wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven downed the second as fast as the first
"I feel a bit..." THUD The Captain laughs at Raven "Well, at this rate, we should all be dead before sunrise, you have your work cut out for you Mr Darkeye." "Well you're making it easy... Watching you guys kill yourselves is comedy to me"
"Remind me, why are you here again? I mean, yeah, we raided that admirals rather extensive cellar... But he can't of really put a bounty on us worth the trouble of collecting, and you may have noticed that the barkeep is interested in keeping his customers alive... Well, mostly..." He said, looking at RAVEN's corpse.
Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
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darkeye bloodwing
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:17:00 -
[132] - Quote
"Not on you, more like everyone except you and junko" he laughed
He ordered a drink after saying "just some whiskey"
for Ikhnitiast resa zakhn iekhi ejed.Dei chavn vaplatset, ta for Shaife jarru khaies dechjret.Platsen vaplatset ta ijed
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Hawk-eye Occultus
ARKOMBlNE
265
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:21:00 -
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:"Not on you, more like everyone except you and junko" he laughed
He ordered a drink after saying "just some whiskey"
"But I was there, and I was the one who downed that 843 year old bottle of absinthe that you mentioned earlier... Come to think of it, I think I may have been the reason that happened in the first place..."
He shook his head.
"And what do I get, I get someone who insists that I have done nothing wrong; and not so much as an ISK has been out on my head, for shame."
Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
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Hunter Junko
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
260
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:21:00 -
[134] - Quote
darkeye bloodwing wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven downed the second as fast as the first
"I feel a bit..." THUD The Captain laughs at Raven "Well, at this rate, we should all be dead before sunrise, you have your work cut out for you Mr Darkeye." "Well you're making it easy... Watching you guys kill yourselves is comedy to me"
after poking and prodding Raven's corpse, Junko looks at darkeye and shakes her head.
"not when im around" junko said with a chuckle, then she pulled out a civilian nanite injector and plunged it into where raven's liver would be. stepping back after laying down the good man, junko begin using her wristcomp.
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute" |
Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
204
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:21:00 -
[135] - Quote
sir RAVEN WING wrote:Raven walks back in with a fresh clone after some trouble with the bouncer
"Drink 70 rounds of scotch then two death's door and then we'll see who's laughing"
Mac pointed to Raven's corpse. 'Sorry, I only serve the living.' He smiled. He then turned to Hawk and said, 'He asked for it!' and starting laughing.
Jonny turned to darkeye. 'It would be funner if you bought something.' He then started mixing himself a glass of Death's Door. 'I'll show you light weights how it's done. It's only killed me twice before.' He didn't mention the seizures and alcohol poisonings or the fact that he shot himself twice just to end the pain.
Legionhares Unite!
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Hawk-eye Occultus
ARKOMBlNE
265
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:24:00 -
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Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..."
Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
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CAPTAN BAss
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
4
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:26:00 -
[137] - Quote
"hey, where's my death's door?" |
sir RAVEN WING
Death Dea1ers
7
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:26:00 -
[138] - Quote
Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..."
"Is it even possible?"
Creative with guns
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Hunter Junko
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
260
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:28:00 -
[139] - Quote
Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..."
"then there's the question: what would happen if Raven met a clone of himself who is still "Raven"; who would be the real raven?" Junko asked, while downing the rest of her drink. looking up at Mac, she asked for a glass of scotch. |
Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
204
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:29:00 -
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CAPTAN BAss wrote:"hey, where's my death's door?"
Jonny passed him his drink and held his own in his hand. 'Bottom's up!' He then down the entire thing in one go. His arm locked up and started shaking a bit. Jonny just smiled and sat down.
Mac poured Junko's drink then said, 'That is a paradox I would love to see.'
Legionhares Unite!
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Hawk-eye Occultus
ARKOMBlNE
265
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:29:00 -
[141] - Quote
sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..." "Is it even possible?"
"Ehh... Yes. I'm now also remembering that having two of you is breaking some serious CONCORD laws, so Mac; if you would be so kind" He said, shooting a pretend machine gun towards the clone.
((Also, signing off))
Shofixti beats an Ur-Quan Dreadnought and a Kor-Ah Marauder.
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sir RAVEN WING
Death Dea1ers
7
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:31:00 -
[142] - Quote
Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..." "Is it even possible?" "Ehh... Yes. I'm now also remembering that having two of you is breaking some serious CONCORD laws, so Mac; if you would be so kind" He said, shooting a pretend machine gun towards the clone.
"I was going to do the honor but I'd like to see me die... Again... "
Raven noticed the clone start to move
"Mac if you would hurry..."
Creative with guns
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
204
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:32:00 -
[143] - Quote
Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..." "Is it even possible?" "Ehh... Yes. I'm now also remembering that having two of you is breaking some serious CONCORD laws, so Mac; if you would be so kind" He said, shooting a pretend machine gun towards the clone.
Mac looked at the body then back at Hawk. 'Yeah, don't really want CONCORD to show up.' He then shot the living version of Raven right between the eyes, terminating that clone. 'I got 100 on 5 minutes.' He said gesturing to the non-terminated corpse.
Legionhares Unite!
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darkeye bloodwing
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:33:00 -
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"Ahh... Junko, repeat this process until you can't anymore..."
for Ikhnitiast resa zakhn iekhi ejed.Dei chavn vaplatset, ta for Shaife jarru khaies dechjret.Platsen vaplatset ta ijed
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Hunter Junko
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
260
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:33:00 -
[145] - Quote
Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..." "Is it even possible?" "Ehh... Yes. I'm now also remembering that having two of you is breaking some serious CONCORD laws, so Mac; if you would be so kind" He said, shooting a pretend machine gun towards the clone.
"whoa, hold it there Hawky, the bet is still on, after three minutes, then Mac can do his business" Junko said, holding her arm out to Hawkeye"
"and besides you still owe me 100 ISK for that fatty bet at that last job" she said with a friendly grin. |
CAPTAN BAss
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
4
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:33:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:CAPTAN BAss wrote:"hey, where's my death's door?" Jonny passed him his drink and held his own in his hand. 'Bottom's up!' He then down the entire thing in one go. His arm locked up and started shaking a bit. Jonny just smiled and sat down. Mac poured Junko's drink then said, 'That is a paradox I would love to see.'
The Captain sniffed the drink and downed it in one gulp, he just sits there
"Pretty good"
The Captain then collapsed to the floor.
He got up and said
"That was interesting"
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sir RAVEN WING
Death Dea1ers
7
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:36:00 -
[147] - Quote
Hunter Junko wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Hawk-eye Occultus wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:
"annnd... now we wait , 10 isk says he wakes up in one minute"
"20 says he doesn't, at least not for two..." "Is it even possible?" "Ehh... Yes. I'm now also remembering that having two of you is breaking some serious CONCORD laws, so Mac; if you would be so kind" He said, shooting a pretend machine gun towards the clone. "whoa, hold it there Hawky, the bet is still on, after three minutes, then Mac can do his business" Junko said, holding her arm out to Hawkeye" "and besides you still owe me 100 ISK for that fatty bet at that last job" she said with a friendly grin. when she heard the gunshot and saw the dead body of raven, as well as the bet, she nearly broke out in laughter.
"Junko, I think he was alive for a few seconds..."
Creative with guns
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Hunter Junko
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
260
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:36:00 -
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:"Ahh... Junko, repeat this process until you can't anymore..."
after managing to stop laughing, Junko looked up at darkeye with a small chuckle.
"ok, i'll try but im not miracle worker" looking down at her nanite injector she's ready for another go.
"5 minute mark, and then i give another dose, hows that sound?" |
darkeye bloodwing
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:43:00 -
[149] - Quote
Hunter Junko wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"Ahh... Junko, repeat this process until you can't anymore..." after managing to stop laughing, Junko looked up at darkeye with a small chuckle. "ok, i'll try but im not miracle worker" looking down at her nanite injector she's ready for another go. "5 minute mark, and then i give another dose, hows that sound?"
"Beautiful... I've got a bet too... 100 mil says we can have five ravens at once"
for Ikhnitiast resa zakhn iekhi ejed.Dei chavn vaplatset, ta for Shaife jarru khaies dechjret.Platsen vaplatset ta ijed
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i gots kills
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2014.07.12 01:45:00 -
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darkeye bloodwing wrote:Hunter Junko wrote:darkeye bloodwing wrote:"Ahh... Junko, repeat this process until you can't anymore..." after managing to stop laughing, Junko looked up at darkeye with a small chuckle. "ok, i'll try but im not miracle worker" looking down at her nanite injector she's ready for another go. "5 minute mark, and then i give another dose, hows that sound?" "Beautiful... I've got a bet too... 100 mil says we can have five ravens at once"
"Wouldn't that be like torture? Then again he said he was scared of anything..." |
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