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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
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Posted - 2014.06.15 01:36:00 -
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Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy
Green Heavy, Dead heavy
Rail heavy, tank heavy
Thales heavy, gank heavy
HMG or rail rifle?
in the redline?
sniper rifle!
You think I'm slow?
I have a car!
Ill jump out with my ARR!
Things can kill me?
They're OP!
CCP, nerf the RE!
Whats that?
Im a noob?
Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you!
I like EZ mode, its not my fault!
Why should I have to skill assault?
Right now we are super UP.
Thats why we're the only suit you see!
Even better, Ill drive a tank.
Watch me jump out with my HMG
OH wow, you got instaganked!
I just need this weapon that makes you super slow
Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revisited)
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
564
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Posted - 2014.06.15 01:49:00 -
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So beautiful and true.
*sniff* *tear*
pâ¬péñpâòpâ½pü«tÄïpü½pü¬péïpÇé --pâ¬pâùpâ¬pâ+pâ¬péñpâ¬pâ+
NyainChan Forever
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3906
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Posted - 2014.06.15 01:54:00 -
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The Scouts - they scream,
The Scouts - they cry,
"Everything Kills me.
Why, oh why?"
I can aim faster than you run,
your cloak is not so clear,
Everyone that holds a gun,
Is someone you should fear.
Don't hate the player,
Hate the ******* game,
It doesn't matter what they do,
this glitchfest will always be lame.
Now I'll take a bow,
And let the trolling commence,
It's time for the nubs and scrubs
To attempt to make sense.
PSN: The_Rynoceros
Destiny beta SoonGäó
Console Master Race
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knight guard fury
Carbon 7
Iron Oxide.
1053
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Posted - 2014.06.15 01:59:00 -
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote:Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy
Green Heavy, Dead heavy
Rail heavy, tank heavy
Thales heavy, gank heavy
HMG or rail rifle?
in the redline?
sniper rifle!
You think I'm slow?
I have a car!
Ill jump out with my ARR!
Things can kill me?
They're OP!
CCP, nerf the RE!
Whats that?
Im a noob?
Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you!
I like EZ mode, its not my fault!
Why should I have to skill assault?
Right now we are super UP.
Thats why we're the only suit you see!
Even better, Ill drive a tank.
Watch me jump out with my HMG
OH wow, you got instaganked!
I just need this weapon that makes you super slow
Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revisited)
thats the best thing ive heard about dust in my dust career...*Meanwhile, some noob doesn't like it* *Noob: CCP please nerf his poem, its to funnily OP*
In Rust We Trust
Vherokior Warrior
My Honor is for the Republic
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Mike De Luca
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
104
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Posted - 2014.06.15 02:03:00 -
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I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I've ever read on the forums
what i think of when charging fg
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Legio DXIV
3534
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Posted - 2014.06.15 02:20:00 -
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lol@scout QQing about people being OP.
I repeat, I didn't hear you crying when all you saw Nyain San running was squads of one (1) tank, one (1) heavy and four (4) scouts.
Wait, that's now.
CCP Rattati Best Dev
AmLogi 5 GÇó AmAss 5 GÇó AmSent 4 GÇó CalScout 4 (3 days left...)
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
461
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Posted - 2014.06.15 02:39:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:The Scouts - they scream,
The Scouts - they cry,
"Everything Kills me.
Why, oh why?"
I can aim faster than you run,
your cloak is not so clear,
Everyone that holds a gun,
Is someone you should fear.
Don't hate the player,
Hate the ******* game,
It doesn't matter what they do,
this glitchfest will always be lame.
Now I'll take a bow,
And let the trolling commence,
It's time for the nubs and scrubs
To attempt to make sense.
Too straightforward; not quite enough ambiguity. The rhetoric is slightly too heavy handed to be effective
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Vitharr Foebane
Terminal Courtesy
1385
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Posted - 2014.06.15 02:57:00 -
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote:Rynoceros wrote:The Scouts - they scream,
The Scouts - they cry,
"Everything Kills me.
Why, oh why?"
I can aim faster than you run,
your cloak is not so clear,
Everyone that holds a gun,
Is someone you should fear.
Don't hate the player,
Hate the ******* game,
It doesn't matter what they do,
this glitchfest will always be lame.
Now I'll take a bow,
And let the trolling commence,
It's time for the nubs and scrubs
To attempt to make sense. Too straightforward; not quite enough ambiguity. The rhetoric is slightly too heavy handed to be effective
I think it suits the heavy way just fine. Aint got no time for flitting about you know where that hay maker is coming from....
Amarr: Sentinel V Scout V Assault IV Commando IV Logistics IV
I place my faith in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
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The Eristic
Dust 90210
477
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Posted - 2014.06.15 03:00:00 -
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Welp, you've officially winrar'd the forums. Congratulations.
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Verily! So much for all that.
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
465
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Posted - 2014.06.15 03:53:00 -
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The Eristic wrote:Welp, you've officially winrar'd the forums. Congratulations.
winrar x- a macs best friend 
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
476
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Posted - 2014.06.16 02:26:00 -
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bump for those out there in their valiant fight against heavy spam 
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
4873
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Posted - 2014.06.16 02:31:00 -
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#deathtoallheavies
Scrambling brains since 5/14/13
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
640
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Posted - 2014.06.25 22:29:00 -
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gonna bump this :)
Had someone reciting the lines of this in game lol
"Goddamn it! I have to take out my plasma cannon to kill him cause I can't kill him with my flay lock!"
-Buzz Kill
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Eruditus 920
Prodigy Ops
193
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Posted - 2014.06.25 23:35:00 -
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote:gonna bump this :)
Had someone reciting the lines of this in game lol
Dial it back.
No one memorized your poem and happened to be reciting it while you happened to be on the same team.
Just let it be.
Go outside and play. It's summer in the Northern hemisphere.
Dominion over others is given not taken. Nothing has power over you but your own fear.
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1404
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Posted - 2014.07.16 03:38:00 -
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Bump for a merc with a similar name as mine!
"Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
Kills-Archduke Ferd1nand
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
11898
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Posted - 2014.07.16 03:43:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:The Scouts - they scream,
The Scouts - they cry,
"Everything Kills me.
Why, oh why?"
I can aim faster than you run,
your cloak is not so clear,
Everyone that holds a gun,
Is someone you should fear.
Don't hate the player,
Hate the ******* game,
It doesn't matter what they do,
this glitchfest will always be lame.
Now I'll take a bow,
And let the trolling commence,
It's time for the nubs and scrubs
To attempt to make sense.
BRAVO! It speaks to me..... its bitter cynism warms the cold and empty void in my soul where the 2014 Fanfest Dust 514 Keynotes repeatedly tore down and sodomised the trust I held for CCP.....
"Your Faith stands as a shield for the Faithful, and you are one of His Angels." - Soren Tyrhannos to Templar Ouryon
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Michael Arck
4871
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Posted - 2014.07.16 03:46:00 -
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Now its time for me to listen to Born Jamaicans after reading title.
Archistrategos
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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Marlin Kirby
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
425
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Posted - 2014.07.16 04:39:00 -
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I like this thread........that is all.
The not Logic Bomb!
-->We need better comms!<--
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1408
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Posted - 2014.07.16 05:08:00 -
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Marlin Kirby wrote:I like this thread........that is all.
Yay
"Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
Kills-Archduke Ferd1nand
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Boot Booter
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dark Taboo
686
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Posted - 2014.07.16 06:08:00 -
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Cool story brah.
Seriously though.
What happened to the repair tool glow?
Why won't CCP answer?
Conspiracy?
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Faquira Bleuetta
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
404
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Posted - 2014.07.16 08:25:00 -
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote:Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy
Green Heavy, Dead heavy
Rail heavy, tank heavy
Thales heavy, gank heavy
HMG or rail rifle?
in the redline?
sniper rifle!
You think I'm slow?
I have a car!
Ill jump out with my ARR!
Things can kill me?
They're OP!
CCP, nerf the RE!
Whats that?
Im a noob?
Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you!
I like EZ mode, its not my fault!
Why should I have to skill assault?
Right now we are super UP.
Thats why we're the only suit you see!
Even better, Ill drive a tank.
Watch me jump out with my HMG
OH wow, you got instaganked!
I just need this weapon that makes you super slow
Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revisited)
lol a can kill rr user at 70 meter with a hmg get gud scrub |
Leeroy Gannarsein
Legio DXIV
484
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Posted - 2014.07.16 10:22:00 -
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It would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart...
CCP BLOWOUT FOR CPM1
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Master Jaraiya
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1486
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Posted - 2014.07.16 10:27:00 -
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Lol as funny as it is, it isn't true for all of us.
...been heavy since March 2013
yea I suffered through Uprising 1.0 and on as a Heavy.
"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives, but how he dies."
- The Toad Sage
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1428
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Posted - 2014.07.16 12:12:00 -
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What a coherent, well thought out statement!
Id love to hear more of you're enlightening opinions!
"Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
Kills-Archduke Ferd1nand
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Kam Elto
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
365
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Posted - 2014.07.16 13:23:00 -
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote:bump for those out there in their valiant fight against heavy spam point to the place that the heavy touched you |
Leeroy Gannarsein
Legio DXIV
487
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Posted - 2014.07.16 15:29:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:What a coherent, well thought out statement! Id love to hear more of you're enlightening opinions!
I think it was pretty explanatory.
I did not once see you complaining about scouts.
Not once.
Your hypocrisy is rampant.
RE: coherency. Well, I think it was clear what I meant. Well thought out? It was considered and in my opinion, entirely appropriate to the context of the OP.
Enlightening? Well, I'm guessing you know what I think now, yeah?
To wit:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: abloobloobloobloo
P.S. Please correct your grammar.
It would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart...
CCP BLOWOUT FOR CPM1
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Marlin Kirby
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
426
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Posted - 2014.07.17 02:02:00 -
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Kam Elto wrote:Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p wrote:bump for those out there in their valiant fight against heavy spam point to the place that the heavy touched you
Everywhere. I can't escape the heavy death stare.
They touch every part of my body, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.
The not Logic Bomb!
-->We need better comms!<--
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1946
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Posted - 2014.08.09 21:22:00 -
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A much needed bump for the mysterious man who wrote this
"Minmitar Scout" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
Give the Minja active dampening!--By Bor
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