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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
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Posted - 2014.06.15 01:36:00 -
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Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy
Green Heavy, Dead heavy
Rail heavy, tank heavy
Thales heavy, gank heavy
HMG or rail rifle?
in the redline?
sniper rifle!
You think I'm slow?
I have a car!
Ill jump out with my ARR!
Things can kill me?
They're OP!
CCP, nerf the RE!
Whats that?
Im a noob?
Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you!
I like EZ mode, its not my fault!
Why should I have to skill assault?
Right now we are super UP.
Thats why we're the only suit you see!
Even better, Ill drive a tank.
Watch me jump out with my HMG
OH wow, you got instaganked!
I just need this weapon that makes you super slow
Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revisited)
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
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Posted - 2014.06.15 02:39:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:The Scouts - they scream,
The Scouts - they cry,
"Everything Kills me.
Why, oh why?"
I can aim faster than you run,
your cloak is not so clear,
Everyone that holds a gun,
Is someone you should fear.
Don't hate the player,
Hate the ******* game,
It doesn't matter what they do,
this glitchfest will always be lame.
Now I'll take a bow,
And let the trolling commence,
It's time for the nubs and scrubs
To attempt to make sense.
Too straightforward; not quite enough ambiguity. The rhetoric is slightly too heavy handed to be effective
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
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Posted - 2014.06.15 03:53:00 -
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The Eristic wrote:Welp, you've officially winrar'd the forums. Congratulations.
winrar x- a macs best friend 
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
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Posted - 2014.06.16 02:26:00 -
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bump for those out there in their valiant fight against heavy spam 
What all Minjas are thinking as they play...
Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy...
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Gavr1Io Pr1nc1p
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Posted - 2014.06.25 22:29:00 -
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gonna bump this :)
Had someone reciting the lines of this in game lol
"Goddamn it! I have to take out my plasma cannon to kill him cause I can't kill him with my flay lock!"
-Buzz Kill
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