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Louis Domi
Pradox One Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.06.08 17:46:00 -
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Little Timmy always knew he was special... He knew that one day he would become a fantastic mercenary, and fight for the federation. He trained and he trained, and he became a mercenary, clad in the gallente armor. Little Timmy was not so little anymore. Little Timmy became, 800 armor stacker logi/assualt Timmy, he also went by 700 armor stacking Scout Timmy. Timmy became corrupted, seeking out every FOTM, Timmy struck his enemies with fear, as he tore through there scrubbish Suits, killing clone after clone.
Until one day, when the news of Timmy's stomping had reached the ears of many. One man rose up to stop Timmy's reign of terror, It was Louis Domi! Timmy heard of this, and assembled a squad of Fotm protostompers. Louis Domi knew what he was up against, but didn't back down. He knew that if he did then he would lose millions. (due to all the players leaving and there being no one to battle with, resulting in no battles to fight, which means no money D:)
So Louis Domi, the man among men, smooth talking money maker, drew his Caldari gear and hunted down these villains! He used only an adv caldari scout suit, fitted only with ewar, 3 precision mods and 2 range amps. The enemy thought they were cunning, and had the best skills in the game, but they were wrong! Louis Quickly disposed of each of them quickly and silently. Using his Rail rifle, and Nova knife skills!
Some may ask, just who is this Louis Domi? He was Raised in the state, brought up to become a powerful man, his destiny is to rule over all and make fat stacks while doing it! He is New Edens Pimp, and no Pimp wants to have trouble making hoes who make it hard for these new hoes to give him his money!
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Louis Domi
Pradox One Proficiency V.
340
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Posted - 2014.06.08 23:04:00 -
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Shiyou Hidiyoshi wrote:I was adopted by a Bulgarian man and his 15 year old prostitute wife with webbed feet named Vulga.
Whenever I was insolent I was placed in a bag and beaten with reeds, quite standard actually.
We would make meat helmets in the summer.
My father's name was Roner General. He use to make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
When I was 11 I fell in love with the Caldari tech and wanted to enlist as a Caldari mercenary to capture minmatar rebel scum for my Amarr buddies. Unfortunately I accidentally signed up for the wrong side.
When I was 23, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat. Mercenary, doctor, actor, dancer. You get it
Austin powers reference? Dr. Evil? Lol |
Louis Domi
Pradox One Proficiency V.
340
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Posted - 2014.06.08 23:31:00 -
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:Minmatar, Sebiestor tribe, but my family never joined the Minmatar Republic; they basically were nomadic merchants. At some point my parents settled in the Gallente Federation, and that is where I was born. We weren't very traditional in our practices and beliefs, except when it came to tattoos (tattoos were always important), and we still supported the Republic in the ways that we could. I was very philosophical and political. I joined the Gallente military at some point because at the time they seemed like the most powerful chance New Eden has for humanity's freedom; I don't believe in democracy (glorified popularity contest), I believe in meritocracy (not the Caldari profiteering kind), but I DO believe in the personal freedom that both the Minmatar and Gallente strive for. Thinking back on it, I have no idea how I got the courage to join, I very much value my life, and I could never come to terms with the idea that I might really die one day. I was never really a good soldier, I basically just hung out with hookers (who I respect, hookers are nice people). Eventually I got out of the military, and this mercenary corporation with sleeper immortality-implant tech was recruiting ex-soldiers, and I joined in for the immortality (I reeeeaaaaally like being alive). Eventually I left, and found other mercs I like hanging out and shooting people in the face with.
Bruh get out of that Gal ****, join the state and make fat stacks!
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