KingBabar
MAG was better...
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Posted - 2014.06.04 22:50:00 -
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Hi, my name is Babar, and I am a Dustoholic.
Hi Babar!
But now I have been Dust free for a week and earned my first badge!
Clapping sound.
Well, it started over two years ago. I got tempted by these, well lets simply say that they come from the dark side of programming. They lured me in and trapped me in an eternal grind for the next OP shiny.
Tell me Babar, are the dark side stronger?
Stronger no, more addictive, yes. But thats hardly the point. Once you're seduced by the dark side forever it will affect your Destiny.
Forever? Really?
Well, I'm a lucky one, I have all of you wonderful poeple here to help and support me, I love you guys!
Awww!!!
(At this point I cried a little, yes I'm a big boy, I can admit it.)
But I have to be honest with you guys. There isn't a single day where I don't miss doing a 180 jump down from somwhere with a cooked Core Locus in my hand, gently tossing it on someone's nosetip mid air. I do miss those occational epic moments.
So Babar, how do you manage to walk in the light on a daily basis?
Well, thats easy, I just think of all the horrid injustices I was a part of. I had a 5 KDR without even being a tryhard, FFS, I played the game with a horrid playstyle, the sort of way that would get you stomped in any other game. I've never been more than a slightly above average player, the dark side has tainted me. It has boosted my ego, now though, I've become a selfless man, only caring about the goo of others.
So, Babar, have you found yourself a new and better way of shooting people in the face then?
Well, since you insist, I have. I've gotten myself one of these new technical monstrosities, they are called a "PS4". There is a game there, its called KZ4, its, fun.
But how can you be sure that you walk in the light?
Well, for starters I now have consistency, the relation between my controller input and my character movement is consistent, the game, well there really isn't a way to sugarcoat it so I'm just gonna blurt it all out, the game works!
Good for you Babar! How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s
FU and FU Dust community, you're mostly a bunch of moronic carebear crybabies. Get good.
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KingBabar
MAG was better...
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Posted - 2014.06.04 23:00:00 -
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Flyingconejo wrote:KingBabar wrote:only caring about the goo of others.
Well, I am not going to judge you on your fetishes. We are on the XXI century. +1 for unarguable truth in your signature.
LOL
That typo is so accidentally cool....
FU and FU Dust community, you're mostly a bunch of moronic carebear crybabies. Get good.
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