DUST Search - CCP Blowout, I challenge you to a fight to the death.

Hynox Xitio wrote:

I have my Connect 4 set at the ready; winner takes all, loser is destroyed at the molecular level.

I have created cancer-curing zebras. I have scaled Mount Everest whilst naked. I have solved world hunger in an entire solar system. I've shaken hands with Theodore Roosevelt. I've beaten Adolf Hit ler in a fistfight. I once defended an African tribe from polar bears by playing the flute. I am fluent in 363 languages. I ate an entire alpaca by the age of 6. I've killed thousands of Na zis in the war with a pan of cinnamon rolls. I have created over a dozen alien races with my mind alone. I have traveled to the moon and back using a saxophone and a 4 foot long stick. I defeated the Aztec armies with my ancient combat techniques. I slew a saber tooth tiger with a traffic cone during the Korean War. I turned the tide of D-Day with my 57 minute jazz odyssey. I created an omniscient cyborg and then destroyed it over the course of a 60 year war. I was born in a field of flowers in Babylon. I saved over 200 infant children from the wrath of a troll armada. I have crafted an army of kitten warriors that bested the Japanese during the second World War. I won an 82 player game of chess. I have mastered all forms of martial arts. I have fought in all human conflicts over the last 40,000 years, except for the war of 1812. I own a space cougar that is responsible for the destruction of several nations. I have the money and resources to create the largest empire in the history of man. Upon death, I am simply reborn into an identical body. I possess over 30 weapons made entirely of solid gold. I watched the entirety of There Will Be Blood without blinking. I have several gulags created in faraway lands to house my immortal enemies. I once ruled the world for 17 years, then quit because I got bored. I own a lightsaber. I once jogged across the Pacific Ocean. I have created several art pieces now renowned as classic masterpieces. I have performed 97 open heart surgeries, 34 of which being on aliens. I once meditated for 3000 years exactly. I inspired Nelson Mandela. The five second rule does not apply to me, time bends in my presence. I created clarinets encased in diamonds in my spare time. I am a wanted outlaw in all nations except for the US and Morocco. I sleep once every 35 years. I sleep fully submerged in the Atlantic Ocean. I once beat a bull in a fight to the death. I have beaten the sun in a staring contest. I have destroyed distant planets with my gaze of fury. I have touched MC Hammer. I willed sharks into existence because I felt the world was too peaceful. I accidentally started World War I. I genetically altered all humans millennia ago to have five fingers instead of eight. I swim in the depths of Mount Vesuvius on a regular basis. I am the reason megalodons no longer exist,

but I have not yet beaten CCP Blowout in Connect 4.


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Espartoi Orkz Clan 197	Posted - 2014.05.24 01:11:00 - [1] - Quote How can you play online with that?. 'Ere We Go: Orkz in Dust.
Espartoi Orkz Clan 197	Posted - 2014.05.25 02:32:00 - [2] - Quote Hynox Xitio wrote: I have my Connect 4 set at the ready; winner takes all, loser is destroyed at the molecular level. I have created cancer-curing zebras. I have scaled Mount Everest whilst naked. I have solved world hunger in an entire solar system. I've shaken hands with Theodore Roosevelt. I've beaten Adolf Hit ler in a fistfight. I once defended an African tribe from polar bears by playing the flute. I am fluent in 363 languages. I ate an entire alpaca by the age of 6. I've killed thousands of Na zis in the war with a pan of cinnamon rolls. I have created over a dozen alien races with my mind alone. I have traveled to the moon and back using a saxophone and a 4 foot long stick. I defeated the Aztec armies with my ancient combat techniques. I slew a saber tooth tiger with a traffic cone during the Korean War. I turned the tide of D-Day with my 57 minute jazz odyssey. I created an omniscient cyborg and then destroyed it over the course of a 60 year war. I was born in a field of flowers in Babylon. I saved over 200 infant children from the wrath of a troll armada. I have crafted an army of kitten warriors that bested the Japanese during the second World War. I won an 82 player game of chess. I have mastered all forms of martial arts. I have fought in all human conflicts over the last 40,000 years, except for the war of 1812. I own a space cougar that is responsible for the destruction of several nations. I have the money and resources to create the largest empire in the history of man. Upon death, I am simply reborn into an identical body. I possess over 30 weapons made entirely of solid gold. I watched the entirety of There Will Be Blood without blinking. I have several gulags created in faraway lands to house my immortal enemies. I once ruled the world for 17 years, then quit because I got bored. I own a lightsaber. I once jogged across the Pacific Ocean. I have created several art pieces now renowned as classic masterpieces. I have performed 97 open heart surgeries, 34 of which being on aliens. I once meditated for 3000 years exactly. I inspired Nelson Mandela. The five second rule does not apply to me, time bends in my presence. I created clarinets encased in diamonds in my spare time. I am a wanted outlaw in all nations except for the US and Morocco. I sleep once every 35 years. I sleep fully submerged in the Atlantic Ocean. I once beat a bull in a fight to the death. I have beaten the sun in a staring contest. I have destroyed distant planets with my gaze of fury. I have touched MC Hammer. I willed sharks into existence because I felt the world was too peaceful. I accidentally started World War I. I genetically altered all humans millennia ago to have five fingers instead of eight. I swim in the depths of Mount Vesuvius on a regular basis. I am the reason megalodons no longer exist, but I have not yet beaten CCP Blowout in Connect 4. I create you. 'Ere We Go: Orkz in Dust.