Fatal Absolution are looking to expand our corp for PC operations.
Recruitment is closed for the time being.

Hey look, another corp recruitment thread. WhoGÇÖs this corp?

WeGÇÖre a corp created to satisfy the whims of our space commie overlord top toilet scrubber Princess Zatata! We frequent activity, a snazzy corp name, and most importantly compete regularly and competitively in Planetary Conquest.
Our purpose is PC GÇô weGÇÖre here to play PC, whether it be merc work/ringing or holding our own land.

Why join us?

You get to be an elitist wanker supreme dustlord who gets to fight in lots of PC matches for land in a bijou game. You also get paid space monies - PC is a lucrative venture, and each match you play will generally get you at least a couple mil.
You gain access to our forum warrior department, able to completely derail any thread you may dislike on a whim.
There are good squadding opportunities at most times of day, regardless of timezone. Really, the only quiet time is downtime.
0% tax, because weGÇÖre too bourgeois to bother with such things.


The ideal reason we want you to want to join is because you crave competitive fights. ISK and personal glory are cool, but love for the fight and the game should ideally be your primary motivators. We hope that in coming here you also develop corp and team cohesion as we learn and succeed together.

Here's our generic list of check-offs that are all negotiable:

• PC competitive fitting (proto weapon/suit and, unless you're a heavy, proto links)
• A sense of humour GÇô games are for fun, after all
• Microphone/headset + comms able (the ability to get on comms is a must, even if you donGÇÖt want to talk)
• Ability to get on well with people
• Immediate realization that Princess Zatata carries us all (even when orbitalling friendlies)

The intangibles we really care about is aptitude for shooting nerds, good teamwork, co-operation, and ambition to succeed at the competitive levels. ThereGÇÖs very little room for douchebaggery, but we can make an exception if your mic is turned off.

There are no hard KDR requirements. This is because we donGÇÖt believe that KDR is a good assessment of skill, only a guideline. You do need to have good combat aptitude, but KDR is only a guideline of that.

If youGÇÖre interested, get in touch and youGÇÖll get invited to our channel and weGÇÖll run a few matches with you so you can see if weGÇÖre a good fit for you.

EDIT: Do not contact me. I am presently inactive on DUST - I am unable to respond to direct mails.