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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2014.05.15 04:06:00 -
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CCP having a D....
Yes this is a terrible joke and I shall now commit Seppuku.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
9676
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Posted - 2014.05.15 07:16:00 -
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Seppuku - Commited
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Kierkegaard Soren
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
450
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Posted - 2014.05.15 07:44:00 -
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You have nine lives, so you're pretty much cheating here CM. Bad cat. Bad. No biscuit.
Dedicated Commando.
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." -Paul Atreides.
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
9676
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Posted - 2014.05.15 07:51:00 -
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Kierkegaard Soren wrote:You have nine lives, so you're pretty much cheating here CM. Bad cat. Bad. No biscuit.
Since when do cats eat biscuits?
Silly slave.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Gemini Cuspid
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
55
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Posted - 2014.05.15 08:02:00 -
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Hara kiri and seppuki have some differences; keeping in mind that one was reserved for a "warrior"/samurai class [because technically samurai didn't exist in Japan well until the early 1600's actually] that the samurai could employ a second in seppuku where as in hara kiri the act itself was not limited by class but also implied you didn't also have a "second" as well.
Also unlike movies, a "second" was allowed to deliver the killing blow the second you reached and touched your weapon which meant you were saved the agony of attempting to cut your own stomach muscles which are some of the thickest in your body. If he hated you he could wait quite a while and make you suffer.
Why I wrote this at all, Idk, i'm bored and eating nachos  ...or maybe it was because i also used to teach premodern japanese history... |
Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
9676
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Posted - 2014.05.15 08:07:00 -
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Gemini Cuspid wrote:Also unlike movies, a "second" was allowed to deliver the killing blow the second you reached and touched your weapon which meant you were saved the agony of attempting to cut your own stomach muscles which are some of the thickest in your body. If he hated you he could wait quite a while and make you suffer.
I am aware of that.
Though it wasn't so common to cut the neck the moment you grabbed the knife, it only became common in the later years.
Also, something I found cool was that they would often cut the neck just right so a piece of skin would be left at the front, leaving your head attached.
I don't know why I find it amusing :3
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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TechMechMeds
KLEENEX INC.
3359
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Posted - 2014.05.15 09:15:00 -
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Have you seen cats the musical cat merc?.
Eve Legion FTW!
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TechMechMeds
KLEENEX INC.
3359
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Posted - 2014.05.15 09:17:00 -
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Well you clearly love cats so I'll just say now that if you haven't then you should. Its based off a poem and the costumes and dancing is top notch but its also freaky as fk and repulsive at some points but that's just me.
Eve Legion FTW!
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Kinky Fat Bastard
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.05.15 12:32:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:
Since when do cats eat biscuits?
Silly cat
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cat+biscuits |
Dheez
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
119
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Posted - 2014.05.15 13:34:00 -
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Any relation?GǪ Heroic Cat |
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Spartan MK420
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2014.05.15 13:36:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:Have you seen cats the musical cat merc?.
I remember the advertising for that. :o
Official Unofficial D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N team mascot.
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HiddenBrother
173
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Posted - 2014.05.15 13:52:00 -
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Meh.
This thread wasn't that bad.
Want a really bad one? Just go check out the official statement about Nova Knife's departure.
Man, I would totally commit sudoku after having to push the post button on that. |
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