DUST Search - Joel's Farewell Lottery (50,000,000+ ISK)

Thrydwulf Khodan wrote:

(( Praise Joel!

Bringer and Provider of Bacon!

For it is in by him that the bacon is provided to those in need.
Savor the crunchy goodness and eat of the bacon he provides.

For truly we must eat and bacon is in a group alone and by itself.

Let us all take this moment to Praise Joel for his forthrightness and bringing of the bacon for those who will eat of its goodness. For in this eating of the bacon we may rejoice for it is good.

Yea, though we walk through this valley of drought and the light fades as he will soon depart we shall fear not.

For Joel, provider of Bacon, will shine out from afar!

He will be a beacon of the Bacon to come and a provider of the Bacon that was and the Bacon that is now.

Let us all now stand, and join together in this Baconing. That we may share this moment together as Joel will soon be gone.

But his bringing of The Bacon will always be remembered and we will cherish this thought that it will again come soon.

For Bacon is delicious.

We will now all give the salutory A-Person. For the clones who are here are both men and women, not just men.

A-Person. o7

Praise Joel! ))


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Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2552	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:43:00 - [1] - Quote Hello, mercs... and goodbye! Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it? Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form. Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats. Bonus points for praising bacon. Good luck!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2552	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:53:00 - [2] - Quote John Psi wrote: Praise Joel I want you to stay with us and your money - in your wallet. No chance, buckaroo. Got hooked on minecraft for PS3 as well as Dark Souls 2. Good luck!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2552	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:58:00 - [3] - Quote Mossellia Delt wrote: Praise joel Poor as heck over here. The Great and Mighty Joel has been killed by you many times. If Lady Luck allows it, The Great and Mighty Joel will deliver the iskies.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2555	Posted - 2014.05.14 21:59:00 - [4] - Quote Godin Thekiller wrote: Praise Joel I killed you one time, and I sniffed your shotgun, and it smelled like **. you you anally ** yourself with it? Haha, I blame the alcoholic beverages.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2555	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:01:00 - [5] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: Praise Joel I started The Wings of Legion to help train new pilots and pull together some veteran pilots to help out, though obviously the main goal is to eventually port over to Legion. Any ISK donated will go straight into the Corp Wallet in order to fund new pilot training once I open up the corp for recruitment. o7 I remember some dude trying to help me pilot a DS back in 1.4. I would give you plenty of isk if I wasn't giving it all away in one lottery. Perhaps I'll get some from corp wallet if the other members allow it (since I contributed greatly to our funds)... or perhaps, I'll run another lottery. Hehehehehe Good luck o7
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2556	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:09:00 - [6] - Quote TechMechMeds wrote: Don't delete your char. I have enough isk to proto stomp forever so you should give it to me to spite everyone that actually needs it. Please lean your heads over this cup and cry into it. I won't biomass, but I'll delete the game. I've already biomassed every single alt I've had and the only thing keeping this guy alive is the hope of SP transfer to Legion 2 years after it is released. You might have had a chance to win it if you wrote "Praise Joel" at the top
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2557	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:20:00 - [7] - Quote Thrydwulf Khodan wrote: (( Praise Joel! Bringer and Provider of Bacon! For it is in by him that the bacon is provided to those in need. Savor the crunchy goodness and eat of the bacon he provides. For truly we must eat and bacon is in a group alone and by itself. Let us all take this moment to Praise Joel for his forthrightness and bringing of the bacon for those who will eat of its goodness. For in this eating of the bacon we may rejoice for it is good. Yea, though we walk through this valley of drought and the light fades as he will soon depart we shall fear not. For Joel, provider of Bacon, will shine out from afar! He will be a beacon of the Bacon to come and a provider of the Bacon that was and the Bacon that is now. Let us all now stand, and join together in this Baconing. That we may share this moment together as Joel will soon be gone. But his bringing of The Bacon will always be remembered and we will cherish this thought that it will again come soon. For Bacon is delicious. We will now all give the salutory A-Person. For the clones who are here are both men and women, not just men. A-Person. o7 Praise Joel! )) That was beautiful +1, good sir and good luck!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2558	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:32:00 - [8] - Quote I HateMyFace wrote: Praise Joel You shouldn't leave though this game is still fun. Every match I got after fanfest was 5v5. I announced it dead to my corp and moved on. With luck, I'll see you guys in Legion. Maybe. Good luck!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2558	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:33:00 - [9] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Praise Joel Billy Joel I DID start the fire... Bacon won't crisp itself, you know?
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2559	Posted - 2014.05.14 23:17:00 - [10] - Quote Chit Hoppened wrote: Praise Joel? Praise Joel, indeed.

Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2560	Posted - 2014.05.14 23:20:00 - [11] - Quote Anarchide wrote: You mean: Frame Halgorbor wrote: Praise Joel Don't wake me in the morning unless it involves sex and bacon Well put. I DO enjoy bacon with my sex.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2562	Posted - 2014.05.15 02:14:00 - [12] - Quote Izlare Lenix wrote: Praise Joel! Would you pick me if I bribed you with bacon? Tempting, but The Great and Wonderful Joel is just. All are equal in this little game.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2567	Posted - 2014.05.15 12:44:00 - [13] - Quote nicholas73 wrote: Praise Joel. Joel from The Last of Us rocks Bacon is the gift of the heavens. Every Joel in existence is awesome.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2567	Posted - 2014.05.15 12:46:00 - [14] - Quote Syeven Reed wrote: Hey Joel, I'm a non conformist. No problem, mate o7 The ISK chooses its master. Those who praise me shall have a chance to receive it. PRAISE JOEL!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2567	Posted - 2014.05.15 12:48:00 - [15] - Quote By the way, it is 8:47am here. Just a few more hours until noon. The deadline is near.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2569	Posted - 2014.05.15 14:40:00 - [16] - Quote Atiim wrote: Praise Joel! The Plasma Cannon vs. Flaylock Pistol clash I had with you was really fun. o7 Haha, that it was. Good luck, man! Spend the 50 mill on a full proto PlC and FP combo if you win!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2569	Posted - 2014.05.15 14:45:00 - [17] - Quote al nize mk2 wrote: I don't know if you've done this yet - or even if it's for real... But PRAISE BE TO THE GOOD LORD JOELY! Hell brother maybe you should just stay, it seems like a lot to be giving away like that... and the game is still good! Stick around old chap - help the game survive! It's forrealzies. I JUST logged in to check my wallet and it is 51, 050, 049 (just needed one single more to make it doubles) ISK. Will be giving it ALL away in around an hour and 20 minutes. Perhaps I'll extend it to 12:30 EST because I'm a lazy bastard and also tend to eat around that time. Rest assured, "OP will delivar" and I would love to stick around for a few more weeks, but like I said, I only tend to get 5v5 matches. It's been that way since Fan Fest. I'm in the Blue Covenant over at Dark Souls 2 helping dudes out and leaving white signs, so if you play that, maybe I'll see you there o7
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2569	Posted - 2014.05.15 14:46:00 - [18] - Quote D34NOS MAZDA wrote: Praise Joel the Keeper of BACON!!! Praise the Bacon!!! Praise Joel the keeper of bacon again!! Joel can you let me guard the bacon in your absense Only if Fate allows it, young apprentice. Bacon is your only way to salvation.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2569	Posted - 2014.05.15 14:50:00 - [19] - Quote NDA Approved wrote: Michael Arck wrote: So who's in the top running? Praise Joel, and I will tell you what has been bound in strict confidentiality. Joel is always number one, but the winner of this lottery will be chosen at the end. The winner will be randomly chosen through a series of LEGOs, levers, pullies, and hats.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2569	Posted - 2014.05.15 14:58:00 - [20] - Quote I'll be playing today (just got on) until the deadline arrives to see if I can manage to gather a few more iskies for you guys. Send me in-game mail if you want to say goodbye o7

Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2571	Posted - 2014.05.15 15:11:00 - [21] - Quote Dust Devil01 wrote: Praise Joel, Of course, if you follow Joel, you know the guy has traveled more miles than the Space Shuttle. As a result, there were many, many, many, many, many, many expense reports that needed to be approved. We understand and support JoelGÇÖs efforts. Joel was (and is) the undisputed leader here in community development. For what it's worth, I believe he will continue to be in his new career. So, we bid Joel a bittersweet farewell. May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. And thanks! Joel 2:21 'Do not be afraid, land of Judah; be glad and rejoice. Surely the LORD has done great things!' Edit: I got banned after the Keynote; my main is Sum1ne Else (you can send the money there, and will proove I only posted once) - Unban tomorrow! Woop woop Very well. IF you win, I'll sent the money there. Good luck!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2571	Posted - 2014.05.15 15:42:00 - [22] - Quote Kira Lannister wrote: Fu Ck A Nig ga Named Joel. :] 20 million isk please. I have a billion isk, but be honest do you want your money going to some underprivileged minmatar slave? I will burn the isk on proto scrambler rifles to cleanse the remnants of Dust 514. I mean all racial slurs in loving endearment. Federation > Imperials, heh
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2571	Posted - 2014.05.15 16:23:00 - [23] - Quote Alright! The time is up! I will be putting the participants in the hat and let the LEGOs do their magic! I will be back to reply with the winner!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2572	Posted - 2014.05.15 16:52:00 - [24] - Quote Kai Graviton wrote: PRAISE ALMIGHTY JOEL me love you long time Congrats, brah. You won! Sending 56, 664, 743 ISK right now! (Ended up gathering a few more iskies with a long time friend I haven't seen.) It was fun, guys! See ya around!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2606	Posted - 2014.05.19 12:16:00 - [25] - Quote HYENAKILLER X wrote: Joel you stupid b a s t a r d you ruined local chat by leaving. Wtf? I will stab you. Pay up. Haha, going to local was fun sometimes. Also, got 0 isk, bud.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2606	Posted - 2014.05.19 12:17:00 - [26] - Quote Jadek Menaheim wrote: Atlacatl Jaguar wrote: Praise Joel!!! This merc wants a bonus round. Haha maybe one day... in Legion or something.
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2606	Posted - 2014.05.19 12:18:00 - [27] - Quote DaBOMB dotCOM wrote: Joel II X wrote: Hello, mercs... and goodbye! Right now, I'm sitting at around 50 million isk and plan to give it all away! Crazy? I don't think so. I'm not going to play anymore, so why keep it? Anyways, to enter, just write "Praise Joel" in this thread (because I'm awesome) and whatever else you want below it. Compliment me, diss me, or talk about someone else entirely. I will choose the winner some time tomorrow, 05/15, at around 12pm EST. Only one of your posts count, but you may bump the thread in any shape or form. Donations are welcome, but not necessary to enter. Participants will be chosen at random through a complex method involving LEGO, levers, pullies, and hats. Bonus points for praising bacon. Good luck! NUUUUUUU BBY DUNT LEEF US! VE LUB U :( besides, DaBOMB hasn't killed you yet :( And you never will
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2611	Posted - 2014.05.19 18:55:00 - [28] - Quote Cross Atu wrote: Praise Joel John Psi wrote: Praise Joel I want you to stay with us and your money - in your wallet. Also This^ If you do head out the door, and I do win the lotto I'll be donating the money to VDs charity drive or if that's concluded then to help newer players learn as I encounter them. Cheers, Cross Already concluded.