|
|
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1815
   |
Posted - 2014.05.10 20:48:00 -
[1] - Quote
It is usually customary that we get credits, or a cheesy closing like in Animal House, with a totally sexy beat by yours truly.
Brought to by Derrith.
I'd like to go with the latter.
-Kain was cast down as the overlord of MH. In the middle of the night he was visited by a mysterious Genie he had past relations with and hasn't been heard from since.
-Free Beers was proven right, which brought about the apocalypse on Earth in the 1500's (yes, being proven right transcended time)
-DNSblack took back to the stars and abandoned MH, only to be hounded by the same mysterious Genie as Kain. Also MIA.
-Derrith uploaded his entire panty dropper library to his darling, Laira, and flew away into the sky, to officer stomp a bunch of poor noobs before his official retirement. Some say that if you listen hard enough, you can hear the sexy beats of the panty dropper warrior.
-Rampage died of AIDS, then spawned at the nearest CRU only to get it again.
-Marauder and Sota met up after the fight at a nearby coffee shop, and promptly got married after watching the cutest anime they've ever squealed like little girls to. (don't feel bad, I would too)
-Kalante is currently on the run from CCP after managing to break into the academy program on his main. No survivors were found.
-Ghostt Shadoww is currently in hiding in the darkest lair he could find (the cooch of Rosie O'Donnell), and is currently making plans to rule over all of MH by using his overly long TL;DR posts which I'm positive I will get one here.
-Thor found his hammer, Mjollnir, and is using it to attempt to tear a hole into the rift separating academy and real dust.
-Zatara got promoted to window washer of FA by Mr. Machine Guns after a drunk party involving much laxative, Mexican bean dip, and spicy nachos.
-Heimdall mounted a golden flying chariot with one hand thrust down his pants, and the other around one of his many Hobo slaves. Last he was seen, he was flying off into the sunset, hand still down his pants.
-Kujo got his revenge on Kain and Black by usage of a cookiedough scooper.
-Ghost Kaisar went to the mountains of Insoleadarin (yes I made that up) and learned the way of the fist.
-Bunnywink learned to transform into vegetables, and decided to become the broccoli that kids hated eating.
-Bigolenuts finally mastered the ability to yell at kids to get off his lawn.
-Hynox became a world renowned author, rivaling that of Stephen King, whom he killed for being his rival.
-the rest of the cast made their own endings because I can't think of anymore.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1820
|
Posted - 2014.05.10 21:58:00 -
[2] - Quote
2 things, 1, Bane, I meant to put you on there. I figured giving us that rant from Ghostt Shadoww deserves a spot, but I couldn't think of anything. 2, so Kobrah, uhhhhh..... you mad bro? Fine, I'll put you on there.
-Kobrah became sick of all his talk of baby slaying, and decided to make public his secret fetish for fat women, and their huge toes.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1834
|
Posted - 2014.05.11 02:58:00 -
[3] - Quote
noobsniper the 2nd wrote:Do me next! : D
*unzips pants* Oh wait, you wanted a closing. Gotcha
-Noobsniper went on to become a famous movie star, only to become addicted to heroine and prescription Viagra, and two years later died on the toilet. Or did he?
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1834
|
Posted - 2014.05.11 03:00:00 -
[4] - Quote
For those of you who'd like a closing from me, just ask for one. I'll do what i can making a proper ending by how well I know you.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1836
|
Posted - 2014.05.11 04:12:00 -
[5] - Quote
ACloneU Used2Know wrote:People I want to hear an ending for
- Planetside2bomber
- Cubs
- Soul
- Reg
- Quick
Can someone contact God's Architect because he needs to write a book about all of this. I used to love his Dear Diary's
-Planetside2bomber was last spotted in Iceland during fanfest. Rumors are circulating that he was intending to bomb the area during the Dust presentations, but laughed so hard at what CCP presented, he simply left and peed on the EVE monument.
-Cubs received intel of the outcome of the war, and after a brief five minute rage directed at his Matari maid, re-equipped his pimp coat and went back to counting his ISK.
-Soul learned how to become invisible,and has been practicing this ability to sneak into the girls locker room at the gym.
-Reggie built a time machine, and went back to the wild west ERA, where he fought many a cowboy for their saucy wenches.
-Quickgloves decided to kill himself after enduring the same pain I suffered by watching "The Help", only to respawn on an uplink shortly afterwards. He has since been seen weeping profusely at his own immortality at a stripper bar.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1843
|
Posted - 2014.05.11 20:42:00 -
[6] - Quote
Killar-12 wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Killar-12 KingBabar Patrick Cookie D4GG3R NPRZ Funkmaster ER-Bullit Soraya Anon Illuminati Zaria God Hates Lags Dengru 21 year old knight Ydubbs Goons (There's ulterior motives here  ) More coming soon to be requested for. Cmon...
You said more coming. I'll do them when you're finished.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1844
|
Posted - 2014.05.11 22:48:00 -
[7] - Quote
Killar-12 wrote:KingBabar Patrick Cookie D4GG3R NPRZ Funkmaster ER-Bullit Soraya Anon Illuminati Zaria God Hates Lags Dengru 21 year old knight Ydubbs Goons (There's ulterior motives here ) Atiim Ares 514 Fiddle Hawkin Pete SteelDark Roman 837 weccer HowDidThatTaste Roner Mike Ruan
-KingBabar magically transformed into the Lucky Charms Leprechaun and crossed a magical rainbow, where he forever continued to watch BBC tv (highly recommend Red Dwarf) and eating Lucky Charms until his dying day, where he respawned at the CRU made of captain crunch, and then ate too.
-Patrick became a superstar after his dynamite performance as Zatara's wife in the movie "dust51wars", where he now plays in such movies as, "my cousin sure is hot", "boy does my momma know how to please em", and the ever popular "Kujo; the untold love story".
-Cookie got brain damage, and thought he became an Ouroboros, and started to eat himself, only to find out his brain damage actually caused him to think he was a pretty princess, and was actually an Ouroboros. He has since been trying to figure out how to eat himself with cold milk.
-D4GG3R became a world famous chef after his dagger contracted the DNA of the Ouroboros Cookie, and has used the mystical abilities of the dagger to make chocolate chip cookie dough flavored steak.
-NPRZ I got no clue who the heck you are, so I'm going to pull the biggest load out of my butt. NP went on to become a well decorated lawyer, but after realizing that lawyers were the scum of the universe, even amongst the Minmatar, quickly decided he didn't give a crap, and continued to be a douchey lawyer.
-Funkmaster became a professional exotic dancer, and has been entertaining lonely old grandmas since. He also does birthday parties.
-ER-Bullitt took a shot at becoming a stand up comedian. But after killing an entire audience with the funniest joke about fat girls ever made, he stepped down. Carlos Mencia has since been stealing that joke for his own personal gain.
-Soraya, from getting so much experience making huge walls of text from the war room, became a professional, sexy journalist.
-Anon went to a meeting with the Mafia. After making too many bad jokes, he effectively forced all of them to kill themselves, his new title is "Don Anon".
-Zaria got a job as a figure skater waiter at the local Sonic burger shop. Then became a spokesperson for "Better Homes And Gardens".
-Lags was last seen at a dial up internet provider, with an explosion following close behind him. Rumor is he's going after FIOS next.
-Dengru became a phone sex operative, but was soon fired after blowing up at a certain 13ear who called him too much.
-21Knight was exposed to a special form of radiation which nearly tore his body apart. Since then, he gained the superpower of mind reading, and has been using this to try to understand women. No progress has been made after ten years, aside from when they says nothing's wrong, something's wrong.
-Everything I thought up about Ydubbs was insanely racist, like being a butler and a pimp at the same time (catchphrase: I sag and I serve), so I'm going to avoid this one.
-The Goons migrated out from under their bridges, and into a tiny village just east of London. The village has had numerous reports of stolen apple pies, socks and panties. PS, the goons were not responsible for the missing panties, a mysterious hooded warrior dressed in white and flying a square chariot was reported being seen in the area.
-Atiim became paralyzed from the neck down, and has since been trying to develop psychic powers to maintain an erection. Some progress was made after two years of intense training, only to have it all become useless when he was able to move again.
-Ares 514 retired after the last major war, and has been trying to come up with a technique to make his butt look intimidating and fearsome. After about two weeks, and a tragic moment involving a Mexican restaurant, he found the formula to do it, he has since painted two cans of refried beans, one on each cheek.
-Fiddle learned to play with himself, and has since lightened up a whole lot.
-Hawkin became overly paranoid after the war, convinced the kittens were out to get him. He was last seen locking himself inside of a tower, muttering that the league of My Little Pony would save him.
-SteelDark trained with the anti-hippie league to combat the ever growing threat of hippies. He then traveled back in time to stop Woodstock, replacing the entire concert with a neverending tape of this song.
-Roman returned to Canada after the bloodbath, and concocted the greatest maple syrup recipe ever to grace the lips of MH.
-Weccer became a professional cover artist, who mysteriously only did covers for Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, and Courtney Love. It was like he was trying to fail as a singer.
-Taste went on vacation to Jamaica, where he met a saucy bar wench, whom he quickly romanced, got into his bed, only to go promptly to sleep when he got her all hot and ready.
-Roner General enlisted in the Navy to become an actual general, only to realize twenty years that he couldn't become a general, but instead became a Rear Admiral.
-Mike Ruan stepped down as forum god, and went to the inner city of Chicago to teach young punks the ways of Asian math.
Wow, that took a lot out of me, hard to pull that much out of my butt, but I whipped it out.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1851
|
Posted - 2014.05.12 13:42:00 -
[8] - Quote
Zaria Min Deir wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:
-Zaria got a job as a figure skater waiter at the local Sonic burger shop. Then became a spokesperson for "Better Homes And Gardens".
...I don't even. What? 
Don't even like BHAG? What is wrong with you? BHAG is awesome, found some awesome shrubbery styles there.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1865
|
Posted - 2014.05.13 18:39:00 -
[9] - Quote
So perusing the forums I forgot to add in what would perhaps be the most fun ending for me to make. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the ending of WhataguyTTU!
-Whataguy was sent on a dangerous exploration into deep space as a lone ranger by the leader of the expeditionary strike force of the heavens, 1st Lieutenant Tiberius. Shortly before leaving, however, he was given a chance by Tiberius himself to take his body on the coffee table in the lounge, which he politely declined. No one in OH has judged Tib for offering his body to Whataguy, they all agreed they would've done the same thing. No one knows his exact whereabouts, but he keeps in touch with Radar, who also has offered his body to him, multiple times.
Going to be honest, I kind of based this ending heavily on a scene from a British comedy called Red Dwarf, Guy knows what scene I'm talking about, so I can't exactly take full credit for this.
Why do we dusties refuse to die?!! Seriously, I want to know!!
|
|
|
| |
|