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GILDENLOCK
Pradox One Proficiency V.
58
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:57:00 -
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I don't understand it. I've been playing this game for months now, and in that time, not one angry noob has ever sent me a mail telling me how much he hates me. I hear so many stories from other player about all the hate mail there getting from pissed off raspberries, but none has ever come my way. I've crushed lots with my HMG. I've sat at ridiculous range with my rail rifle and charge sniper rifle. I've ever roflcopter ran around and farmed cheapass Remote explosive kills off skirmish letters. Nothing. Still nothing. The closest I've been able to manage was pissing off some squaddies for promoting my videos, that turned into quite a good hate session but I got kicked before that could even get good. I thought joining pradox would help get me hate but nope, nothing. So, What do I have to do to **** off the noobs enough that they will write me and tell me how much they hate me? How do you do it?
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PR0FESSOR CHAOS
Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic
63
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:58:00 -
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Got Thales?
Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
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Ace Starburst
Tom Cruise Thetan Army
99
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:00:00 -
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You must use the cheapest tactics available and go after the same person again and again.
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Nstomper
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement Caldari State
553
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:02:00 -
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Drive a tank maybe? if you do that im sure everyone from the A/V alliance will send you hate mail...
but frankly i never get hate mail myself, i only get mail asking to join my corporation which is weird because im not in a corp.
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Arkena Wyrnspire
13034
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:03:00 -
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I feel sure a lot of people on the forums exaggerate the amount of hatemail they receive.
Anyway, some tips I've picked up from my own ventures:
Attempt to relentlessly punish a single person. Over and over. If there is a bad proto user in the match, kill them as many times as you can, as cheaply as you can. OHKOs are ideal. Plasma cannons generally result in more 'GG' or 'respect' mail, though.
Cheap tactics are bread and butter when you want to collect tears. Remotes are infuriating, cloaked shotgun scouts are infuriating, forge sniping is infuriating. That kind of thing - sudden death when you can't really see it coming. Alternatively use an HAV.
The US server seems to be a better bet for hatemail than the EU or Asian servers. I get a fair bit on the EU servers but a lot of it ends up in languages I don't understand (which is amusing in itself I suppose) and it's still less than on the US server.
I get a lot, lot more hatemail on this character than I do on my alts. Get e-famous! 
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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Doc Browner
Subsonic Synthesis RISE of LEGION
251
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:14:00 -
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send hate mail and soon you will receive hate mail
I spill my Blood for Freedom and righteousness
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Hin Raven
Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation
39
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:28:00 -
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GILDENLOCK wrote:I don't understand it. I've been playing this game for months now, and in that time, not one angry noob has ever sent me a mail telling me how much he hates me. I hear so many stories from other player about all the hate mail there getting from pissed off raspberries, but none has ever come my way. I've crushed lots with my HMG. I've sat at ridiculous range with my rail rifle and charge sniper rifle. I've ever roflcopter ran around and farmed cheapass Remote explosive kills off skirmish letters. Nothing. Still nothing. The closest I've been able to manage was pissing off some squaddies for promoting my videos, that turned into quite a good hate session but I got kicked before that could even get good. I thought joining pradox would help get me hate but nope, nothing. So, What do I have to do to **** off the noobs enough that they will write me and tell me how much they hate me? How do you do it? I remeber you and i hate you |

Death Shadow117
70
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:35:00 -
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jihad adonis valejo
When Can I Have Assault Nova Knives
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
784
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:35:00 -
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GILDENLOCK wrote:I don't understand it. I've been playing this game for months now, and in that time, not one angry noob has ever sent me a mail telling me how much he hates me. I hear so many stories from other player about all the hate mail there getting from pissed off raspberries, but none has ever come my way. I've crushed lots with my HMG. I've sat at ridiculous range with my rail rifle and charge sniper rifle. I've ever roflcopter ran around and farmed cheapass Remote explosive kills off skirmish letters. Nothing. Still nothing. The closest I've been able to manage was pissing off some squaddies for promoting my videos, that turned into quite a good hate session but I got kicked before that could even get good. I thought joining pradox would help get me hate but nope, nothing. So, What do I have to do to **** off the noobs enough that they will write me and tell me how much they hate me? How do you do it? If you're feeling so desperate for attention you have to turn to hatemail... you could always write to yourself and pretend you have a split personality.
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU Dust to Dust, theme
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad.
963
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:50:00 -
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Get Gud.
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
Kyle720 on PSN
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Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2942
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Posted - 2014.05.07 16:06:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:Get Gud.
Beat me to it |

Hairy Butter
Fairy Fleet
107
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Posted - 2014.05.07 16:56:00 -
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I only ever get hatemail from "pro" players, usually has to do with negating their sidesteppy+low fps tricks with mass drivers or about getting a 1:1000 isk loss:damage ratio on protostombers by using remote explosives :) Once got one for continually annihilating a squad of high-ground proto fitted kill-farmers with a militia forgegun.
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad.
9520
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Posted - 2014.05.07 16:57:00 -
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Become a feline god among men like myself.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Hin Raven
Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation
43
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Posted - 2014.05.07 17:01:00 -
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GILDENLOCK wrote:I don't understand it. I've been playing this game for months now, and in that time, not one angry noob has ever sent me a mail telling me how much he hates me. I hear so many stories from other player about all the hate mail there getting from pissed off raspberries, but none has ever come my way. I've crushed lots with my HMG. I've sat at ridiculous range with my rail rifle and charge sniper rifle. I've ever roflcopter ran around and farmed cheapass Remote explosive kills off skirmish letters. Nothing. Still nothing. The closest I've been able to manage was pissing off some squaddies for promoting my videos, that turned into quite a good hate session but I got kicked before that could even get good. I thought joining pradox would help get me hate but nope, nothing. So, What do I have to do to **** off the noobs enough that they will write me and tell me how much they hate me? How do you do it? Let us see if you are remembered. Ill post a new topic |

Krixus Flux
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
221
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Posted - 2014.05.07 17:04:00 -
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No problem bro, I will hook up. Call you a scrub, type lol and if you respond dude...I didn't read. Hatemail proficiency lvl 3
Saying what's on people's minds
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
123
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Posted - 2014.05.07 17:07:00 -
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Headshot snipe a protostomper with starter fits from 100m |

Flyingconejo
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
978
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Posted - 2014.05.07 17:08:00 -
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GILDENLOCK wrote:I don't understand it. I've been playing this game for months now, and in that time, not one angry noob has ever sent me a mail telling me how much he hates me. I hear so many stories from other player about all the hate mail there getting from pissed off raspberries, but none has ever come my way. I've crushed lots with my HMG. I've sat at ridiculous range with my rail rifle and charge sniper rifle. I've ever roflcopter ran around and farmed cheapass Remote explosive kills off skirmish letters. Nothing. Still nothing. The closest I've been able to manage was pissing off some squaddies for promoting my videos, that turned into quite a good hate session but I got kicked before that could even get good. I thought joining pradox would help get me hate but nope, nothing. So, What do I have to do to **** off the noobs enough that they will write me and tell me how much they hate me? How do you do it?
Kill 13ear.
Hatemail 100% guaranteed.  |

General Potatoe
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:24:00 -
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Redline sniping the same guy over and over.
Jihad spkrfromthedead.
Murder taxi. |

deezy dabest
Warpoint Sharx
506
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:34:00 -
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Ace Starburst wrote:You must use the cheapest tactics available and go after the same person again and again.
If you want a guarantee of hate mail there are two options.
The most consistent way to receive it is wait for an assault dropship to start doing its thing and ram him with a viper. This is the one and only thing I will send out hate mail for.
Another possible way is to stand at the supply depot and wait for an enemy to attack you. Pop off a few shots on him and switch suits, you will need to have something decent set as favorite so you can just tap the x button a few times, once you have changed suits finish him off. Bonus points if the suit you switch to is fully prototype.
It will likely only take you 2-3 times maximum using one or both of these tactics before your inbox becomes the proud recipient of hate mail.
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Void Echo
Total Extinction
2536
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:36:00 -
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just find 13ear and kill him with a cloak and a knife
Closed Beta Vet.
Playstation 4 or nothing CCP.
Only the strongest can do good and the weakest do evil. - Void Echo
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A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
849
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:40:00 -
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You need to kill a tryhard in their protofit several times.
Public Relations
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Will Driver
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
45
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:57:00 -
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Let's see, you want to demoralize another player to such an extent that he is compelled to write you and tell you what a low down dirty dog you are?
Don't be so needy.
GÇ£Creativity is knowing how to hide your sourcesGÇ¥
GÇò Albert Einstein
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gauntlet44 LbowDeep
Heaven84 Devils General Tso's Alliance
8
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Posted - 2014.05.07 20:14:00 -
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as soon as i turned off the aim assist i get one a week at the least always the "your cheating" or "you cant do that" i dont even read them anymore, i just find the player and block him i get way more "GG" than anything, even from the other side
battlefield veteran
but still a noob in this world
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
5068
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Posted - 2014.05.07 20:15:00 -
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Drive a blaster tank in ambush and top the charts.
Target 1 player over and over and over again untitled hey send you hatemail.
Or.....just use a Thales....but that makes you target #1 on the battlefield
PSN: jcptmo8055
Commando 6
Long live commandos
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Kira Takizawa
uptown456 Proficiency V.
193
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Posted - 2014.05.08 04:43:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:just find 13ear and kill him with a cloak and a knife
I've stabbed him before no hate mail :( Guess I can't be hated? 
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance
2484
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Posted - 2014.05.08 04:50:00 -
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all you need to do to get hate mail is literally any and every single thing I do in a match.
I'll sum the equation up
Bloated EGO + kill from anywhere aside from directly in front of them = rage
it's pretty simple really. |

Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
4480
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Posted - 2014.05.08 07:43:00 -
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Find the person most dedicated to not getting killed, and go needlessly out of your way to kill them repeatedly.
Flying a dropship with a scanner into the redline to find a sniper was my personal favourite.
RIP Stinky Sleeve.
RIP Dust514.
See you on Destiny. PSN: GSDSteVB
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The Eristic
Dust 90210
444
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Posted - 2014.05.08 09:18:00 -
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Get creative.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f250/the_eristic/vidya/inattentive_blueberries.jpg
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Verily! So much for all that.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Final Resolution.
1736
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Posted - 2014.05.08 10:31:00 -
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My tank is a hate mail machine. The thing you have to do is reply with a happy, go lucky attitude and not to be sarcastic in a hateful way.
My favorite was one that I believe was in Spanish that was something like "no balls tanker and you suck" with lots and lots of colorful insults that would suggest that I was both a male genitalia but also a kitty. My reply: I am an Ugly American so I had to use Google Translate to figure out the gist of what you said. If I didn't know any better, I would say you are trying to hurt my feelings.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
7421
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Posted - 2014.05.08 10:44:00 -
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Doc Browner wrote:send hate mail and soon you will receive hate mail Worst advice ever.
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