Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Final Resolution.
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Posted - 2014.05.07 11:16:00 -
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Eat my DUST.
My friends call Militia Swarmers "Cornholes." Was driving my tank with some friends in a match and I swear THE most dedicated AV'er to ever exist was on the enemy side. I don't mean like he had a lot of points in AV; I mean he refused to give up even though his efforts weren't getting him much. He drove about 5 different LAV's next to the tank and starting blasting us with his Militia Swarm Launcher. He jumped out of a dropship once to try and nail us. We must have killed him like 6 times. His name was something like Cornelius Wallace or something like that but I could never get a full luck at his name. Each time he came back, my gunners were not aware it was the same guy.
"Guys, that Militia guy is back again. This is like the fifth time." "What's his name?" "I dunno. Corn something." "Cornhole?" And it stuck. When I am getting shot by swarms and have a gunner, my gunners states if the swarms are Cornholes or not.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Final Resolution.
1685
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Posted - 2014.05.07 11:18:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova wrote:Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word DUST. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'D' ...DUST is the only word referred to as 'the D word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. DUST, as most words in the English language is derived from Icelandic ...the word DUSTen, which means to help CCP develop a game.
In English, DUST falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for instance.. John DUSTed Shirley. As an intransitive verb... Shirley DUSTs.
Its meaning is not always gaming-related, it can be used as...
An adjective such as... John's doing all the DUSTing work. As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too DUSTing much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is DUSTing beautiful. As a noun... I don't give a DUST. As part of a word... absoDUSTinglutely -or- inDUSTingcredible. And as almost every word in a sentence... DUST the DUSTing DUSTers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of DUST...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: I got DUSTed at the used car lot. Dismay: ahhh DUST it. Trouble: I guess I'm really DUSTed now. Aggression: Don't DUST with me buddy. Difficulty: I don't understand this DUSTing question. Inquiry: Who the DUST was that? Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the DUST is going on here. Incompetence: He's a DUST-off. Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go DUST yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly: DUST YOU!
Good ol' Carlin. +1
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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