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Ripley Riley wrote:

Disclaimer: I am defining "new merc" as someone whose character is less than 30 days old.

Listen up pumpkin, and listen good. I'm sure you are hearing all kinds of chatter regarding CCP's fanfest... D-UNI's CEO has told us that CCP Rouge is apparently real and is not CCP Logibro's alcohol induced hallucination... you've probably heard over CCP Saberwing's twitter that there will be an important announcement made during the keynote... maybe you even plan on watching some of the streaming coverage of fanfest...

S'good... s'good of you to be interested in our community and fanfest...

But do not expect anything. Ever. "Oh but Ripley, I just know they are going to mention PvE! They have to! The game really needs more to d-" Shut your cockholster, you fatherless son of a chimp.

This game needs a lot of ****, you aren't wrong about that, but CCP has the development acumen of a one-legged dog on tranquilizers, humping itself uphill during a combination hurricane blizzard tornado. If you expect anything less than three more months of waiting for a new weapon, new map, and the ability to add furniture to your merc quarters you are in for a world of disappointment.

Don't expect anything ladies and gentlemen. Never expect anything. CCP has yet to prove us wrong.

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Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 1910	Posted - 2014.05.01 13:59:00 - [1] - Quote Disclaimer: I am defining "new merc" as someone whose character is less than 30 days old. Listen up pumpkin, and listen good. I'm sure you are hearing all kinds of chatter regarding CCP's fanfest... D-UNI's CEO has told us that CCP Rouge is apparently real and is not CCP Logibro's alcohol induced hallucination... you've probably heard over CCP Saberwing's twitter that there will be an important announcement made during the keynote... maybe you even plan on watching some of the streaming coverage of fanfest... S'good... s'good of you to be interested in our community and fanfest... But do not expect anything. Ever. "Oh but Ripley, I just know they are going to mention PvE! They have to! The game really needs more to d-" Shut your cockholster, you fatherless son of a chimp. This game needs a lot of ****, you aren't wrong about that, but CCP has the development acumen of a one-legged dog on tranquilizers, humping itself uphill during a combination hurricane blizzard tornado. If you expect anything less than three more months of waiting for a new weapon, new map, and the ability to add furniture to your merc quarters you are in for a world of disappointment. Don't expect anything ladies and gentlemen. Never expect anything. CCP has yet to prove us wrong. He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death Final Resolution. 3169	Posted - 2014.05.01 13:59:00 - [2] - Quote I don't :( Wait when did we get the ability to add furniture!!! ak.0 // 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak // I speak for the trees. Jason Person for CMP!
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 2463	Posted - 2014.05.01 14:01:00 - [3] - Quote No. Listen to me, instead! Try to have fun and remember, every time you score a kill, get on your knees and say, "thank you, Joel" for I am your God.
Asterion Cretos 703rd Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 234	Posted - 2014.05.01 14:01:00 - [4] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: This game needs a lot of ****, you aren't wrong about that, but CCP has the development acumen of a one-legged dog on tranquilizers, humping itself uphill during a combination hurricane blizzard tornado.. That's on a good day. I would rather die my way than live by yours.
Jason Pearson State Terrestrial Mercenaries 4274	Posted - 2014.05.01 14:01:00 - [5] - Quote Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: I don't :( Wait when did we get the ability to add furniture!!! and dancing, and chat bubbles pls King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire \\ Bad Mathematician Vote me for CPM1!
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 1910	Posted - 2014.05.01 14:03:00 - [6] - Quote Asterion Cretos wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: This game needs a lot of ****, you aren't wrong about that, but CCP has the development acumen of a one-legged dog on tranquilizers, humping itself uphill during a combination hurricane blizzard tornado.. That's on a good day. I gave the dog one leg, that's actually pretty generous. He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 1910	Posted - 2014.05.01 14:05:00 - [7] - Quote Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: Wait when did we get the ability to add furniture!!! It's the flagship feature of the new expansion. Haven't you heard? He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
Haerr Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 512	Posted - 2014.05.01 14:07:00 - [8] - Quote We're not getting those trees are we? Mr. J. Pearson for CPM!
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 1912	Posted - 2014.05.01 14:10:00 - [9] - Quote Haerr wrote: We're not getting those trees are we? **** no we aren't getting trees. Things we are also not getting... Player market Pilot dropsuits Any of the missing racial vehicles Fixes for PC PvE PvEvP Industry KB/M improvements Dust for PS4 Dust for PC That other thing you want, but I didn't list here That thing you think is really really easy to add That thing you are SURE would improve Dust in every way Better New Player Experience He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
R F Gyro Clones 4u 1362	Posted - 2014.05.01 15:01:00 - [10] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Disclaimer: I am defining "new merc" as someone whose character is less than 30 days old. Listen up pumpkin, and listen good. I'm sure you are hearing all kinds of chatter regarding CCP's fanfest... D-UNI's CEO has told us that CCP Rouge is apparently real and is not CCP Logibro's alcohol induced hallucination... you've probably heard over CCP Saberwing's twitter that there will be an important announcement made during the keynote... maybe you even plan on watching some of the streaming coverage of fanfest... S'good... s'good of you to be interested in our community and fanfest... But do not expect anything. Ever. "Oh but Ripley, I just know they are going to mention PvE! They have to! The game really needs more to d-" Shut your cockholster, you fatherless son of a chimp. This game needs a lot of ***, you aren't wrong about that, but CCP has the development acumen of a one-legged dog on tranquilizers, humping itself uphill during a combination hurricane blizzard tornado. If you expect anything less than three more months of waiting for a new weapon, new map, and the ability to add furniture to your merc quarters you are in for a world of disappointment. Don't expect anything ladies and gentlemen. Never expect anything. CCP has yet to prove us wrong. Thank you for doing your bit to improve the new player experience. RF Gyro: 12.5% damage bonus; 10.5% rate of fire bonus*

Cyzad4 Blackfish Corp. 324	Posted - 2014.05.01 15:08:00 - [11] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Disclaimer: I am defining "new merc" as someone whose character is less than 30 days old. Listen up pumpkin, and listen good. I'm sure you are hearing all kinds of chatter regarding CCP's fanfest... D-UNI's CEO has told us that CCP Rouge is apparently real and is not CCP Logibro's alcohol induced hallucination... you've probably heard over CCP Saberwing's twitter that there will be an important announcement made during the keynote... maybe you even plan on watching some of the streaming coverage of fanfest... S'good... s'good of you to be interested in our community and fanfest... But do not expect anything. Ever. "Oh but Ripley, I just know they are going to mention PvE! They have to! The game really needs more to d-" Shut your cockholster, you fatherless son of a chimp. This game needs a lot of ****, you aren't wrong about that, but CCP has the development acumen of a one-legged dog on tranquilizers, humping itself uphill during a combination hurricane blizzard tornado. If you expect anything less than three more months of waiting for a new weapon, new map, and the ability to add furniture to your merc quarters you are in for a world of disappointment. Don't expect anything ladies and gentlemen. Never expect anything. CCP has yet to prove us wrong. kinda sad but kinda true also "cockholster" hahahahahaha Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 668	Posted - 2014.05.01 15:20:00 - [12] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: Wait when did we get the ability to add furniture!!! It's the flagship feature of the new expansion. Haven't you heard? DUST 514: Incarna Variety is already dead; you either proto to fight/stomp or BPO to grind isk. If not, you're lying.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 1923	Posted - 2014.05.01 15:26:00 - [13] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: DUST 514: Incarna You joke... but I could see CCP trying something similar in an attempt to bring in AUR sales. R F Gyro wrote: Thank you for doing your bit to improve the new player experience. I do what I can. If my thread stops even one newberry from getting their hopes up, only to have them crushed, I've done my job. He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 1925	Posted - 2014.05.01 15:32:00 - [14] - Quote Jason Pearson wrote: and dancing, and chat bubbles Higher chance of us receiving dancing and chat bubbles than PvE or a player market He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
Pvt Numnutz R 0 N 1 N 1172	Posted - 2014.05.01 15:44:00 - [15] - Quote You make it sound like we have never gotten anything, like suitsnor weapons or vehicles or maps. I really don't care for your position, if you want to be all mopey and bitchy that's fine, just don't tell people to think like you its really annoying. I'm perfectly happy to wait and I enjoy dust "but numnutz you can't possibly ENJOY this shitt.." Shut your cockholster, yes I can.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 1927	Posted - 2014.05.01 15:51:00 - [16] - Quote Pvt Numnutz wrote: You make it sound like we have never gotten anything, like suits nor weapons or vehicles or maps. Those things are nice, but are not content... You understand that their is a difference between getting a few new weapons and getting a new game mode is, right? We have been doing the same things over and over in the pursuit of what? SP? Pvt Numnutz wrote: I really don't care for your position, if you want to be all mopey and bitchy that's fine, just don't tell people to think like you its really annoying. I'm not mopey nor bitchy. In fact, today is my Friday and I have a four-day weekend. I am the polar opposite of mopey and bitchy. I'm just trying to set the newberries straight on what they are getting into with fanfest. Pvt Numnutz wrote: I'm perfectly happy to wait and I enjoy dust "but numnutz you can't possibly ENJOY this shitt.." Shut your cockholster, yes I can. You stole that thing I say And I enjoy Dust and all of it's blemishes, by the way. He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...


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