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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.04.27 14:19:00 -
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It can't be done. If you weren't here in closed beta the only way to survive is suck someone's nuts. Plus new players just quit.
Crush them
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.04.27 14:41:00 -
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Kovinis Sparagas wrote:If you just download this game from store not knowing anything about it - you will delete it in10 minutes.
Because this isn't your ordinary Call of Battlefield. New Eden will welcome him, and then kick directly in his nuts and spit on him with proto-stomping and HAV, and when after 10 deaths will show the bill, because you have to pay money (ISK) every time you die.
And then he will be lying defenceless on the ground with his own fluids from his pants all around him, from fear - when the game will ask him:
- Want to be like them? Then you have to work your way up son, because no one is helping you here. Your on your own kid.
After this conversation 90% of them will delete this game as fast as they can.
Other 10% are real men.
In other words - only we can advertise this game to our friends, and help them to become real men, like we are.
All my rl friends quit months ago. This game is for damaged people who can't shoot.
Crush them
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
1286
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Posted - 2014.04.27 14:45:00 -
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Kovinis Sparagas wrote:Darken-Sol wrote:Kovinis Sparagas wrote:If you just download this game from store not knowing anything about it - you will delete it in10 minutes.
Because this isn't your ordinary Call of Battlefield. New Eden will welcome him, and then kick directly in his nuts and spit on him with proto-stomping and HAV, and when after 10 deaths will show the bill, because you have to pay money (ISK) every time you die.
And then he will be lying defenceless on the ground with his own fluids from his pants all around him, from fear - when the game will ask him:
- Want to be like them? Then you have to work your way up son, because no one is helping you here. Your on your own kid.
After this conversation 90% of them will delete this game as fast as they can.
Other 10% are real men.
In other words - only we can advertise this game to our friends, and help them to become real men, like we are. All my rl friends quit months ago. This game is for damaged people who can't shoot. So why are you still here?
damaged.
Crush them
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