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Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.16 18:26:00 -
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You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on Surface Research Lab and lag,
Lag out for beer during Warbarge,
Because the revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by EVE
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Kane
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Beers Pattaya Party Palace, Fellow DNS CEO's & Directors to eat
Lemon Pepper Buffalo Wings purchased from ChicagoCubs Sammich shop.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by the-á
KEQ Glitch Theatre and will not star Rebel Scum and Traky or WTF and Px1.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the noobs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.
There will be no pictures of you in a proto suit
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that SSD card into a Rusty PS3.
CCP will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.
There will be no pictures of The blue Donut shooting down
Rebel Scum in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Flakko315 being
run out of Biomass on a railgun with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Quickgloves strolling through Bravo objective in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.
Planetary Conquest, Factional Warfare, and Pubstomping
will no longer be so damned relevant, and
noobs will not care if NS finally gets down with
AE on matchmaker because Rebels
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.
There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed clone
liberationists and Traky blowing his nose.
The theme song will not be written by Susan Boyle,
Will Ferrell, nor sung by Kanye West, Tom
Hanks, Johnny Bravo, Eric Cartman, or Mr. Ed.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be right back after a message
about a Heavy with a shotgun, nova knife, or plasma cannon.
You will not have to worry about a cloaked scout in your
bedroom, a random smurf in your tank, or the LAV in your parking space.
The revolution will not go better with Glitching.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad connection.
The revolution will put you in KEQ's exploitation seat.
The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.
I LOGI LIKE I GIVE A FLUX
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