Im Teddy Ruxpin
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Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.16 03:27:00 -
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It was a glorious Friday for Wittle-Kane. His mom had setup a playdate with his new neighbors Dubsy and Icey. They had had such fun as Wittle-Kane ordered his minion Kujo to repeatedly spank ZataraGÇÖs bottom until it was bright red for his disobedience. Unfortunately, it seemed as if they both liked it. Now it was time to head over to his best friend CubbyGÇÖs treehouse that they liked to call the sammich shop for some much needed GÇÿtickle timeGÇÖ.
As Wittle-Kane got to CubbyGÇÖs place, he noticed his friend was staring out the window.
GÇ£Whas goin on dude?GÇ¥ Kane said in his nasally voice
It was not often that Cubby actually got off his couch to see what the outside world was like so it must be a big deal.
GÇ£Its those jerkheads from the other school. Radar and Tracky. Ever since we all joined the new private school, they have been causing trouble. They steal all of the ice cream from the special ed kids in DDB and tease all of the exchange students.GÇ¥
Kane pondered this for a while. He didnGÇÖt want to get into a fight due to his noodle-like arms and concave chest. Heck, the whole reason that he had his dad setup the private school and invite all the cool kids was so that he would have some friends who could protect him from the bullies. He had gotten the idea from Kujo whose dad had been paying a lot of the kids $100 a week hang out with him.
Wittle-Kane mustered up what courage he could GÇ£Ok, I have to do something about this. My dad is on the school district board and Im sure I can get those two expelled for some made up reason.GÇ¥
Proud of himself, Wittle-Kane decided to share his brilliant plan with the other members of DNS Academy.
GÇ£Im going to go over to KujoGÇÖs and tell him what is going on. You wanna come?GÇ¥
GÇ£Sorry man. If they see me walking around outside, the government might take away my momGÇÖs child support paymentsGÇ¥ Cubby said sadly
Not to be flustered, Wittle-Kane set off on his own.
When he arrived at KujoGÇÖs, his mom let Wittle-Kane in with a smile.
GÇ£How have you been Kane? Its been a while since Ive seen you here. Kujo is upstairs with Wahpage and YoshiGÇ¥ Mama Soul said
When Wittle-Kane got upstairs he was greeted with a very disturbing site. Wahpage wasnGÇÖt wearing any pants or underwear and he was dancing around in Mama SoulGÇÖs high heels and makeup. Kujo was laughing hard but Yoshi looked a bit flustered and was sitting with a pillow on his lap.
Wittle-Kane backed down the stairs and decided that it might be best if he talked with Zatara and Cubby about finding a new home for Kujo and his friends because they werenGÇÖt quite right. Kujo had seemed a little off since his father Appia had left his mom for the bearded lady at the circus.
On his way home, he saw a couple of the neighborhood home-schooled kids running after a couple of the exchange students from his school. He decided to follow them and see what was going on. The homescooled had apparently cornered one of the exchange students and were throwing rocks at him. Normally, this wouldnGÇÖt be happening, but they had done it when most of Wittle-KaneGÇÖs friends were home at dinner. Wittle-Kane wanted to help, but he had never been a good fighter. After seeing the beatdown, Wittle-Kane thought maybe he would keep Kujo around for a little longer. He didnGÇÖt want to make any more enemies and he had had his father create the new school so he wouldnGÇÖt have to get in any fights in the first place.
It was getting late so he decided to head home. Tomorrow was always another day in the peaceful town of Modlen Heath.
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