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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 21:25:00 -
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I've been seeing a lot of people creating posts and threads crying about Dirt Nap Squad and how they have decided to take control over Molden Heath.
I believe that the crying is unfounded simply because you brought this upon yourselves. As opposed to simply fighting your own battles, you've asked others to do it for you. If you didn't call on ringers every time your district was under attack, you'd have the experience needed to mop the floor with DNS right now.
But since there are some people here who actually have a spine, and aren't melting in their boots over the thought of an actual challenge; I figured I may as well use the opportunity to get some good fights in.
So, I'll do what any good mercenary would do and put themselves up for hire.
Quote:Pricing
- Victory: 2,500,000 ISK
- Defeat: 1,500,000 ISK
Availability
- Mon-Fri: 5:00PM - 10:00PM (CST)
- Sat & Holiday: 4:00AM - 2:00AM (CST)
- Sun: 4:00AM - 2:00AM (CST)
Lifetime Statics
- Lifetime K/D Ratio: To Be Announced
- Lifetime War Points: To Be Announced
- Lifetime Skill Points: To Be Announced
Note: Pricing is negotiable. Person(s) and Corporations playing against corporations in Dirt Nap Squad are eligible for a 100% discount at my sole discretion. A down payment of 1m ISK is required before the beginning of each match. No exceptions. Certain holidays (such as Christmas) are not subject to availability. Offer void where prohibited.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 21:25:00 -
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Reserved
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.11 21:37:00 -
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Hey I may be out of practice, but even on my worst day I could do better than most scrub corps. We should form a team.... an A Team.
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Patrick57
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:09:00 -
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I'll pay you 300k to not be on my team.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6592
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:13:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:I'll pay you 300k to not be on my team.
That's the best you could come up with?
How disappointing.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:14:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:I'll pay you 300k to not be on my team.
I actually expect to see that isk.
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Knight Solitaire
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:16:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Patrick57 wrote:I'll pay you 300k to not be on my team. I actually expect to see that isk.
I'm going to remind Patrick of this deal after every PC in which Atiim is not on our team, that he has to fork over 300k ISK to him.
You dun goofed now Patrick!
Woof! Woof!
-Some dog on the street
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General John Ripper
19710
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:19:00 -
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Knight Solitaire wrote:General John Ripper wrote:Patrick57 wrote:I'll pay you 300k to not be on my team. I actually expect to see that isk. I'm going to remind Patrick of this deal after every PC in which Atiim is not on our team, that he has to fork over 300k ISK to him. You dun goofed now Patrick!
The best isk is when you earn it without actually having to do anything.
ahhh how I miss afkin in locked districts for all the free isk. Brings me back.
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Yokal Bob
G.R.A.V.E
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
439
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:24:00 -
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I conqur, corps using ringers has brought the downfall of PC.
CPM1 candidate
I want my logi tank back
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Patrick57
6920
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:27:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Patrick57 wrote:I'll pay you 300k to not be on my team. That's the best you could come up with? How disappointing.
If you get even worse, I'll pay you even more to not be on my team.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6592
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:34:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:
If you get even worse, I'll pay you even more to not be on my team.
Even worse?
Of the 3 times we've ever seen each other in-game, I've only gotten a low score that time when I jumped in at the last minute. And of the other 2 times, I was the person keeping you alive throughout the entire match. Heck, I even have a mail from you in my inbox thanking me for saving your @$$.
If your going to talk trash about me, at least have some weight behind it FFS.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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Patrick57
6920
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:46:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Even worse?
Of the 3 times we've ever seen each other in-game, I've only gotten a low score that time when I jumped in at the last minute. And of the other 2 times, I was the person keeping you alive throughout the entire match. Heck, I even have a mail from you in my inbox thanking me for saving your @$$.
If your going to talk trash about me, at least have some weight behind it FFS.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6594
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:56:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Atiim wrote:Even worse?
Of the 3 times we've ever seen each other in-game, I've only gotten a low score that time when I jumped in at the last minute. And of the other 2 times, I was the person keeping you alive throughout the entire match. Heck, I even have a mail from you in my inbox thanking me for saving your @$$.
If your going to talk trash about me, at least have some weight behind it FFS.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1053
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:59:00 -
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You should call yourselves the "B Team" or the "Red Donut" or something...  |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:03:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:You should call yourselves the "B Team" or the "Red Donut" or something...
Eh, why not?
After all, Strawberry > Blueberry any day.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:06:00 -
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Yokal Bob wrote:I conqur, corps using ringers has brought the downfall of PC.
Don't blame the actual ringers. Blame the corps CEO.
If someone came up to you, and sucked your e-peen. Telling you how amazing you are and offering to pay 5 mill a match. Would you say no???
(If anyone feels like I am talking about their corp... chill on the hero worship. I am just a drunk guy with a ps3. I don't even remember most of my kill streaks so I never have anything to brag about. Yup, just a really extremely lucky drunk.)
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I'll fix the game.
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Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
2000
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:08:00 -
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I have to get ken in here let the trolling commence.
I'm a carried scrub!
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Yokal Bob
G.R.A.V.E
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
439
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:09:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Yokal Bob wrote:I conqur, corps using ringers has brought the downfall of PC. Don't blame the actual ringers. Blame the corps CEO. If someone came up to you, and sucked your e-peen. Telling you how amazing you are and offering to pay 5 mill a match. Would you say no??? (If anyone feels like I am talking about their corp... chill on the hero worship. I am just a drunk guy with a ps3. I don't even remember most of my kill streaks so I never have anything to brag about. Yup, just a really extremely lucky drunk.)
Hence why i said corps using ringers
CPM1 candidate
I want my logi tank back
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Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
2000
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:14:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Patrick57 wrote:
If you get even worse, I'll pay you even more to not be on my team.
Even worse? Of the 3 times we've ever seen each other in-game, I've only gotten a low score that time when I jumped in at the last minute. And of the other 2 times, I was the person keeping you alive throughout the entire match. Heck, I even have a mail from you in my inbox thanking me for saving your @$$. If your going to talk trash about me, at least have some weight behind it FFS.
lol I can pull up PC Pics of Pat doing amazing... so his posts carry weight yours however...
I'm a carried scrub!
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Patrick57
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:16:00 -
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Benjamin Ciscko wrote:lol I can pull up PC Pics of Pat doing amazing... so his posts carry weight yours however...
You can?!
Please show me these, I'd love to see them!!
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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yep derrith again
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:21:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:lol I can pull up PC Pics of Pat doing amazing... so his posts carry weight yours however... You can?! Please show me these, I'd love to see them!!
You may not want to do that. Whenever I bragged about really awesome scores I made, the very next PC I went into I get my face smashed in, so it's better not to get your epeen stroked off. You're opening a Pandora's box if you will. |
General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:39:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:lol I can pull up PC Pics of Pat doing amazing... so his posts carry weight yours however... You can?! Please show me these, I'd love to see them!!
Nah there is no need.
Have you forgotten that I adopted you as my alt a few days ago????
Now your amazing even if you suck.
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:40:00 -
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yep derrith again wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:lol I can pull up PC Pics of Pat doing amazing... so his posts carry weight yours however... You can?! Please show me these, I'd love to see them!! You may not want to do that. Whenever I bragged about really awesome scores I made, the very next PC I went into I get my face smashed in, so it's better not to get your epeen stroked off. You're opening a Pandora's box if you will.
I just say... Look at the name above yours on the scoreboard. the one at the very top. Tell me more about your highscore again?
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6599
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:43:00 -
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Benjamin Ciscko wrote:
lol I can pull up PC Pics of Pat doing amazing... so his posts carry weight yours however...
And him performing well in PC holds weight on the assertion that I'm a bad player how exactly?
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:54:00 -
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I will pay you 500k per match to run your tanks for the other side.
I would much rather have a 14 year old who derps around in a python the whole game without comms then a whiny AV specialist who can't kill tanks.
Also your prices make no sense from what you bring.
If you are really desperate though, px1 is always in need of peons to mash x.
Should be pretty easy for you.
The problem with tanks
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:56:00 -
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Tbh I am a bad player. I have to see myself as needing improvements. You need to be critical of yourself while your playing. See where you went wrong, what mistakes were made,improve (get gud or die).
But I only have those emo thoughts while playing. Once the score board appears, I am confident again.
My like count = Nominate Ripper 4 CCP petition
I'll fix the game.
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Yokal Bob
G.R.A.V.E
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
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Posted - 2014.04.12 00:04:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Tbh I am a bad player. I have to see myself as needing improvements. You need to be critical of yourself while your playing. See where you went wrong, what mistakes were made,improve (get gud or die).
But I only have those emo thoughts while playing. Once the score board appears, I am confident again.
Indeed to admit your faults is the sign of a good player/person. I myself have quite bad aiming sometimes lol. I make up for it with loads of WP most of the time :)
CPM1 candidate
I want my logi tank back
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6602
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Posted - 2014.04.12 00:06:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:I will pay you 500k per match to run your tanks for the other side.
I would much rather have a 14 year old who derps around in a python the whole game without comms then a whiny AV specialist who can't kill tanks.
Also your prices make no sense from what you bring.
If you are really desperate though, px1 is always in need of peons to mash x.
Should be pretty easy for you.
It's always about the tanks isn't it?
Whiny on comms? lol, I rarely even speak on comms.
1-2.5m is expensive?
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6602
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Posted - 2014.04.12 00:09:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Tbh I am a bad player. I have to see myself as needing improvements. You need to be critical of yourself while your playing. See where you went wrong, what mistakes were made,improve (get gud or die).
But I only have those emo thoughts while playing. Once the score board appears, I am confident again.
I tend to get real nervous when I play PC or FW.
The only thing I can think of is what would happen if someone posts a pic of me doing poorly, and how I'd probably be labeled as a scrub for the rest of my life.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.04.12 00:11:00 -
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Atiim wrote:KenKaniff69 wrote:I will pay you 500k per match to run your tanks for the other side.
I would much rather have a 14 year old who derps around in a python the whole game without comms then a whiny AV specialist who can't kill tanks.
Also your prices make no sense from what you bring.
If you are really desperate though, px1 is always in need of peons to mash x.
Should be pretty easy for you. It's always about the tanks isn't it? Whiny on comms? lol, I rarely even speak on comms. 1-2.5m is expensive?
You said you were a tanker.
Tanks are in high demand for PC.
Logi's and medium suits... not so much.
You might want to build a track record aswell before you charge standard fees.
The problem with tanks
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.12 00:15:00 -
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Atiim wrote:General John Ripper wrote:Tbh I am a bad player. I have to see myself as needing improvements. You need to be critical of yourself while your playing. See where you went wrong, what mistakes were made,improve (get gud or die).
But I only have those emo thoughts while playing. Once the score board appears, I am confident again. I tend to get real nervous when I play PC or FW. The only thing I can think of is what would happen if someone posts a pic of me doing poorly, and how I'd probably be labeled as a scrub for the rest of my life.
I am usually too focused in pc to feel nervous but I do feel it everytime I die. It is like a stab in the heart.
as for people calling me a scrub. I could care less. Their words doesn't make any of my achievements any less true. I once had some jerk send me several messages about how much I sucked. It was 3 in the morning and I was druuuuuuunk as fk. I just agreed with him and told him "yea I know".
a few weeks later he is in the same pc battle as me... guess who was on top and who was on bottom. LOL
But then he was nice enough to apologize.
It still amazes me how so many people still think pubs matter... That whole protest thing and quitting games I heard about.... LOL. If ruining their own gametime makes them feel better about the donut... Go for it..
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