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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 21:25:00 -
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I've been seeing a lot of people creating posts and threads crying about Dirt Nap Squad and how they have decided to take control over Molden Heath.
I believe that the crying is unfounded simply because you brought this upon yourselves. As opposed to simply fighting your own battles, you've asked others to do it for you. If you didn't call on ringers every time your district was under attack, you'd have the experience needed to mop the floor with DNS right now.
But since there are some people here who actually have a spine, and aren't melting in their boots over the thought of an actual challenge; I figured I may as well use the opportunity to get some good fights in.
So, I'll do what any good mercenary would do and put themselves up for hire.
Quote:Pricing
- Victory: 2,500,000 ISK
- Defeat: 1,500,000 ISK
Availability
- Mon-Fri: 5:00PM - 10:00PM (CST)
- Sat & Holiday: 4:00AM - 2:00AM (CST)
- Sun: 4:00AM - 2:00AM (CST)
Lifetime Statics
- Lifetime K/D Ratio: To Be Announced
- Lifetime War Points: To Be Announced
- Lifetime Skill Points: To Be Announced
Note: Pricing is negotiable. Person(s) and Corporations playing against corporations in Dirt Nap Squad are eligible for a 100% discount at my sole discretion. A down payment of 1m ISK is required before the beginning of each match. No exceptions. Certain holidays (such as Christmas) are not subject to availability. Offer void where prohibited.
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 21:25:00 -
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Reserved
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:13:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:I'll pay you 300k to not be on my team.
That's the best you could come up with?
How disappointing.
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:34:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:
If you get even worse, I'll pay you even more to not be on my team.
Even worse?
Of the 3 times we've ever seen each other in-game, I've only gotten a low score that time when I jumped in at the last minute. And of the other 2 times, I was the person keeping you alive throughout the entire match. Heck, I even have a mail from you in my inbox thanking me for saving your @$$.
If your going to talk trash about me, at least have some weight behind it FFS.
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 22:56:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Atiim wrote:Even worse?
Of the 3 times we've ever seen each other in-game, I've only gotten a low score that time when I jumped in at the last minute. And of the other 2 times, I was the person keeping you alive throughout the entire match. Heck, I even have a mail from you in my inbox thanking me for saving your @$$.
If your going to talk trash about me, at least have some weight behind it FFS. 
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:03:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:You should call yourselves the "B Team" or the "Red Donut" or something... 
Eh, why not?
After all, Strawberry > Blueberry any day.
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.11 23:43:00 -
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Benjamin Ciscko wrote:
lol I can pull up PC Pics of Pat doing amazing... so his posts carry weight yours however...
And him performing well in PC holds weight on the assertion that I'm a bad player how exactly?
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6602
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Posted - 2014.04.12 00:06:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:I will pay you 500k per match to run your tanks for the other side.
I would much rather have a 14 year old who derps around in a python the whole game without comms then a whiny AV specialist who can't kill tanks.
Also your prices make no sense from what you bring.
If you are really desperate though, px1 is always in need of peons to mash x.
Should be pretty easy for you.
It's always about the tanks isn't it?
Whiny on comms? lol, I rarely even speak on comms.
1-2.5m is expensive?
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.12 00:09:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Tbh I am a bad player. I have to see myself as needing improvements. You need to be critical of yourself while your playing. See where you went wrong, what mistakes were made,improve (get gud or die).
But I only have those emo thoughts while playing. Once the score board appears, I am confident again.
I tend to get real nervous when I play PC or FW.
The only thing I can think of is what would happen if someone posts a pic of me doing poorly, and how I'd probably be labeled as a scrub for the rest of my life.
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