Devadander
Woodgrain Atari
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:33:00 -
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Ah forum warriors, time for my monthly sit-down with my bottle of pink bismuth to see what you chuckleheads are up to.
Busy have you been...
If you know me ingame you know I'm the first one to call BS. B.S. I know I know... the whole skill/ehp upon spawn thing is a beast of a problem, but do me this solid, google java (simplest code) and write me up a something or another.. get it stable... then update it... I'll wait. Yeah so cut CCP some slack. I don't see anyone NOT playing dust because of it. But I digress.
The reason I've bothered to poke my head into this bubble of skewed nonsense is to point out the simple fact that YOU, the veteran player, is the reason Dust is hemorrhaging new players. "Academy should b.." "CCP lets one alliance ru..." blah. CCP didn't spawn you in that proto suit, CCP didn't move those clones over, CCP didn't make you a troll. Bittervets talk like "oh yeah, they reeeeeeely need 2 fix that NPE so that we ca.. YEEELOLEEESSSS DID YOU SEE HOW FAST THAT MILITIA SUIT WENT DOWN TO MY SIXKINS!!!111ELEVEN11"  Seriously, I'm starting to think it's just the same 2000 of us swapping alts.
The final point in this pointless attempt to maybe idfk, get you, the player, to improve the NPE (of course QQ on the forums for "CCPFIXITTT!" always works right?) Yes, EVE universe... yes, you guys were invited first.... yes, its says CCP... But at the end of the day Dust is a CONSOLE game. 90% of the people that surround me are console based, we rock DS3, even get caught applying the old bag of justice once and again. Moral? Almost all of them find the EVE mentality totally wacked... and coming from a group of FPS players that's terrifying 
In space, no-one can hear you scream. But on the ground, blood gathers in puddles and mixes with hydraulics and we can see the pulse of our comrades screaming for life. We don't want this to be EVE, it's DUST, if we wanted EVE we'd go play it 
My change starts in local, and in the pub. No more proto outside of PC, trolling=blockhammer, exploits=public name drops. We will find you with that thales and land a dropship on you, gastuns will be lost to milty snipers. We will find the true NEW eden, and only those with honour will share the shade trees.
So troll away forum masters, remember I feed on YOUR tears.
But it's out of the bag, CCP adds content, WE make the game.
"Tossin uplinks and runnin fer my life" ~ Gunny blownapart
"Lets group up and push an objective" ~ No blueberry ever
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