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Kondom Shifter
KALANTES DISTRICT
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Posted - 2014.04.09 11:44:00 -
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When PC changes or does whatever, I will need Minmatar slaves to clean my palace when I conqueror it back from the people I generously donated it to.
I tend to fap often on the weekends so things need to be clean by Monday every single week. You can clean it with whatever you choose be it a rag, your tongue, another slave, Rampage's dictionary of improper grammar, or Kalante's "fan" mail.
Benefits
- I'll kill you 0.02 seconds slower than everyone else if you fail to please me. - You get to put "Kalante killed me by punching me to death while holding a swarmlauncher" on your resume. - You can keep any "essence" of Kalante you clean in my palace to cherish it always. - You can enjoy the wonderful view of my palace... before I whip you back into your pens at dusk... Minmatar scum - I will ring for your corp anytime but I require two things. The first is 15 logis healing me because I am the only one who shall grace the enemy with bullets in their face. The second is 5 of the best looking women in your corp to become my new slaves. Note: I might make exceptions for men if they sound feminine or sound like my recent slave I put down named Marauder. (he spent too much time reading hentai instead of cleaning)
Requirements
- Know how to clean my glorious "essence" - Walk my cat... that I trained to kill Minmatar swine - Minmatar rebelscum only (they make the best slaves, Chubby Cubby Cubs told me so) - Know how to translate Rampagnese and Korbrahnese (lolololololololol goodluck...) - Never cry unless it is in the bucket behind the slave bens - Make sweet sweet wine with your tears that I may drink as I sit on my throne while you carry it through the lands of the people I have destroyed through tsunamis of my... weekend habits.
So are there any takers?
pfff what am I saying?
You are slaves, you don't have a choice * laughs *
Better question, any slavers with Minmatar children slaves up for sale? I forgot to feed my last bunch and they decided to die from something called starvation, they even died on the job (how rude of them). |
NobIesse Oblige
Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.09 11:58:00 -
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I Fapped. |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.09 17:47:00 -
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Until you realize that Molden Heath belongs to the Minmatar Republic, and this would cause you to be relieved of your 'district'.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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LittleCuteBunny
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Posted - 2014.04.09 18:26:00 -
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If DNS conquers a 100% of Molden Heath, they could to decrete Molden Heath as part of the Amarr Empire and sacred ground of the lord.
Retired.
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Sergamon Draco
Rautaleijona
451
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Posted - 2014.04.09 20:15:00 -
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Kondom Shifter, did the doctor give you again wrong meds
Fck the kdr,i`m going in
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6491
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Posted - 2014.04.09 20:33:00 -
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LittleCuteBunny wrote:If DNS conquers a 100% of Molden Heath, they could to decrete Molden Heath as part of the Amarr Empire and sacred ground of the lord. Right.
Then I'd get to watch all of DNS get CONCORDukkened.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Critical-Impact
3371
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Posted - 2014.04.09 21:01:00 -
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Ugh, the last thing i want that i can't have.... My own district, kind of makes me want to do PC again.
Selling Dust ISK
Queen improves gameplay by 100%
Inertia dampeners are for poors
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9378
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Posted - 2014.04.09 21:55:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Until you realize that Molden Heath belongs to the Minmatar Republic, and this would cause you to be relieved of your 'district'.
Exactly why it's so hard to get to for many corporations not already active within it.
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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