Is a handjob possbile? i mean, since you don't seem to be doing to dishes or mopping at the moment.

Sure if you're into that kind of thing you can give me a handjob.. Thanks

First of all, Hi! How are you? Do I f_cking know you?

There is a reason I purposely go out of my way to NOT have girl friends in real life. I got this game with my PS3, along with some free promotional aurum. I did not expect to ever play with anyone online in any game. I had always been a solo player. So, imagine my surprise to find out that guys, who I had admired and respected for their lack of drama, are apparently not that much different than girls. The majority of you are catty, gossiping, liars, backstabbing, two-faced wh0res. Throw in some butthurt in the mix when I leave squad and you've got a group of some of the whiniest bunch of b!tches I've ever met.

In fact, this game has renewed my faith in my own sex. I'm genuinely thankful for that. Chicks before d!cks. \o/

Guys run in packs. They stick together, even when their friends are in the wrong. That is, even if you did care about right and wrong, you all have that famous male ego we all know so much about. It's actually funny you have such strong beliefs around pride considering that you are incapable of making your own decisions as individual men. Am I surprised that I'm the one accused of starting the drama? Absolutely not and you feel free to run with that if it makes you feel better.

Rampage and Steven came onto my recruitment thread, a thread in which I never mentioned them or AE, and posted asinine comments. It continued on for a page or two. In retaliation, I could have went onto one of his many threads and done the same, but it turns out I unfortunately do have some sort of respect for other people and I have these unfortunate morals which limits me to not doing to others what has been done to me. I also could have posted the FB pages for Kujo, Rampage, Steven, and several others that I would have no problem tracking down but I really don't need to get on his level of doing things. Does all of this give me a justifiable reason to downgrade? Never.

I posted this thread for one simple reason: Entertainment Value.

I took real messages, put them on display for all of Molden Heath to see, and presented the truth in a way that didn't edit out anything. The best thing about this thread is that it accomplished exactly what I wanted it to. You all getting on and making yourselves look like asses, supporting everything I said. I knew that there was a strong possibility that my FB would be shared. You want to play games with me? How about Truth or Dare? I always choose truth, but on this special occasion, let's go with dare. Dare me to tell the truth? No problem. There is absolutely nothing that you could use against me that I haven't already orchestrated in some way to my benefit. The great thing about the truth is that you can control what is true. Lies have absolutely no merit, validity, or real effect. The truth can bring down an empire and mindf_ck a person into ending their own life.

So, with that said, I look forward to all of your comments about how irrelevant I am. Funny. If I'm so irrelevant why would you take the precious time out of your day to respond to me? And just to dig the knife in a little further, before you respond Rampage I thought you said three pages ago that you were done with this thread? Oh, wait... that's right, isn't it? You're a liar and a hypocrite, with the emotional stability of a 12 year old. What else should we expect from you except for further contradictions and lies. Keep going with that: you're making me look really good right about now.

TL;DR

haters are my motivators.

COLD BLOOODEEDD

you mad bro?

BTW... http://texshelters.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ann_coulter_scary.jpg

Aren't I beautiful?

Not even looked at THAT photo but from the other one I seen, Prof 5 Maybelline wouldn't help...Just saying.

Too far big, too far.

BTW... http://texshelters.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ann_coulter_scary.jpg

Aren't I beautiful?

First of all, Hi! How are you? Do I f_cking know you?

There is a reason I purposely go out of my way to NOT have girl friends in real life. I got this game with my PS3, along with some free promotional aurum. I did not expect to ever play with anyone online in any game. I had always been a solo player. So, imagine my surprise to find out that guys, who I had admired and respected for their lack of drama, are apparently not that much different than girls. The majority of you are catty, gossiping, liars, backstabbing, two-faced wh0res. Throw in some butthurt in the mix when I leave squad and you've got a group of some of the whiniest bunch of b!tches I've ever met.

In fact, this game has renewed my faith in my own sex. I'm genuinely thankful for that. Chicks before d!cks. \o/

Guys run in packs. They stick together, even when their friends are in the wrong. That is, even if you did care about right and wrong, you all have that famous male ego we all know so much about. It's actually funny you have such strong beliefs around pride considering that you are incapable of making your own decisions as individual men. Am I surprised that I'm the one accused of starting the drama? Absolutely not and you feel free to run with that if it makes you feel better.

Rampage and Steven came onto my recruitment thread, a thread in which I never mentioned them or AE, and posted asinine comments. It continued on for a page or two. In retaliation, I could have went onto one of his many threads and done the same, but it turns out I unfortunately do have some sort of respect for other people and I have these unfortunate morals which limits me to not doing to others what has been done to me. I also could have posted the FB pages for Kujo, Rampage, Steven, and several others that I would have no problem tracking down but I really don't need to get on his level of doing things. Does all of this give me a justifiable reason to downgrade? Never.

I posted this thread for one simple reason: Entertainment Value.

I took real messages, put them on display for all of Molden Heath to see, and presented the truth in a way that didn't edit out anything. The best thing about this thread is that it accomplished exactly what I wanted it to. You all getting on and making yourselves look like asses, supporting everything I said. I knew that there was a strong possibility that my FB would be shared. You want to play games with me? How about Truth or Dare? I always choose truth, but on this special occasion, let's go with dare. Dare me to tell the truth? No problem. There is absolutely nothing that you could use against me that I haven't already orchestrated in some way to my benefit. The great thing about the truth is that you can control what is true. Lies have absolutely no merit, validity, or real effect. The truth can bring down an empire and mindf_ck a person into ending their own life.

So, with that said, I look forward to all of your comments about how irrelevant I am. Funny. If I'm so irrelevant why would you take the precious time out of your day to respond to me? And just to dig the knife in a little further, before you respond Rampage I thought you said three pages ago that you were done with this thread? Oh, wait... that's right, isn't it? You're a liar and a hypocrite, with the emotional stability of a 12 year old. What else should we expect from you except for further contradictions and lies. Keep going with that: you're making me look really good right about now.

Due to some recent attempts at trolling my recruitment thread, I thought I would issue a statement to address the problem.

Let's get everything out in the open.

I started a war on the AE recruitment thread?

"You need to know how to keep the members you already have before you go recruiting new players."

I was not being a smartass or trying to troll. I was simply stating a fact, hoping that AE. leadership would actually address the problem. I did not and do not want what happened to me to happen to anyone else. Friendly advice that was posted without malice and was actually related to the topic at hand.

I'm apparently poaching members? The only one I could remotely be considered poaching had told me about a month earlier that he was wanting to and was considering leaving AE. to join Nyain San. As the events unfolded, I was forced to leave and HVLP was formed, I offered him a place as I knew he was leaving anyways. Otherwise, I did message several of my friends. I wanted it to be clear that, should they find themselves in need of a home in the future, they were always welcome in mine.

Why did I leave AE?

I received the following message from a corpmate:

"If your gonna be a **** to people, their gonna be a **** to you. Some of the people that you think like you... don't. You rub people wrong & your loosing popularity with your corp mates. You can think I'm a **** but I'm just honest. I'm not like must guys that's gonna kiss your ass because your a girl & I'm not gonna fill your need for attention"

That is word for word, as I still have the message. Naturally, I didn't really understand what the problem was and wanted it resolved. I also wished to understand what type of people I was dealing with.

My response:

If you have any advice for me, feel free to share it. Because I'm obviously not understanding how I'm being a **** and turning my corpmates against me?

It then went on with a series of messages back and forth. He explained that my jumping squads bothered him. I didn't really see it like that, but I agreed to not do that anymore, if I could help it, out of respect. Not trying to be an ******* when jumping squads. LOL
the nerve of some people make me mad. keep up the good work b1ack
A day or so passes, everything is resolved on that front, and I get a random message from Rampage:

"I want you to 1v1 me"

What?

"You heard me, I wanna see how ****'s going on with you, so I want you to 1v1 me"

Okay? How?

"Umm, FW. We'll deploy against eachother & meet up somewhere"

I said I didn't want to meet up somewhere. No fun: I wanted to go the traditional route and hunt each other down.

After a little debate over when this whole thing would take place, we went to Corp VC and queued. I was squadding with my friend Espeon when Rampage messaged me and he stayed with me in squad. It was also agreed that this was between Rampage and I and he was to stay out of it, which he assured me he did. Rampage went something like 29/6 and I went 11/0, 1v1ing him in the last 2 minutes of the match. We voiced back in Corp afterwards and he was not happy. He told me that I was a ***** player, that Espeon helped me, and I was ****. He said he didn't see me like that, but if that's how I wanted to play to have fun with my new teacher. He then logged out and went offline.

I was disgusted by the display and decided to, at the least, temporarily delete him off of my alternate PSN. He gets back on 10-20 minutes later, immediately notices I deleted him, and writes me the following message.

"If your gunna delete me off PSN, you might as well leave corp. We dont need any scrubs. Please & thank you. :]"

It then continued in a series of messages.

"Goodbye, have fun at Escrow :]"
"Only reason I dnt kick you is cuz you had roles & I have to wait 24 hours (:"

Whatever helps you sleep at night. I would leave, but you can be the one to get your hands dirty. Kicking me for dumb ass ****? It is always enjoyable to watch how these things play out.

"I cant have that. I cant go to bed until your out of the corp so please leave? Im asking nicely."

Nicely? You're not being nice at all.

"Fine. Be that way. I hope this is fun for you. Peace."

It ends there. Rampage gets on a couple hours later and sends me this:

"I was just being jealous & I apologize for that. I dnt know what occurences you speak of as I have never talked behind your back. Between the in corp drama the pcs and irl I've been stressed out and I blew up on you & I apologize. I understand if you want to leave & I hope you are treated well wherever you go."

I stayed quiet and decided to just wait it out and see what happened.

Funny enough I start receiving messages from that corpmate.

"Their were others in the corp saying you mite be giving away our timers. For example, when you left our squad the other nite. It was the other squad mates that raised that concern."

You care to share who has been going around gossiping behind my back?

"More than 1 has been talking. Let's say it has turned into a group"

I believe every man involved in this here thread should take a look at these manly guidelines before posting. LIKE MY MOMMA TAUGHT ME!!

Damn it seems they alreadygot bored. I gotta antagonize somehow lol. After speaking with all partiest I found out the truth about the skype sex. They tried but **** went wrong. I asked rampage what happened and he said "Yo man, I thought she sent a nightmare on elm street link, not skype". When I asked black what happened she said they tried but "Rampages camera didn't have a strong enough zoom function and all she saw was bush"lol. Who to believe lmfao

Umm I made it to the 3rd line and got bored, but hey I'm sure its a good read to someone else.

or... maybe we don't care? lolol

SkypeSex anyone

Yup me too. *sigh*

BTW.... do you got any ammo?

I'm confused ins't ice kujo before he added a DJINN to his name? I'm just gonna go back to my beer, didn't read the wall of text anyways.