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Roofer Madness
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
894
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Posted - 2014.04.04 14:59:00 -
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So I'm on my dropship ALT just now in a Dom and I am just ightin' em up with my XT-1. This rail tank almost gets me but I manage to get my afterburner on and get the hell out of there. I go back to the ground spawn to re-up on some ammo and I notice I got a mail. It says:
"never seen such a puss flyfly away lol"
I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? But whatever. I made a mental note of the guy's name and went out looking for him.
The match was almost over I couldn't find him and I needed ammo again as this was actually a decent battle (12-1 with 1300 WP is good enough for me) so I headed back to ground spawn.
There he was in the middle of the street for some reason. I don't know why. I like to think he was looking for me. No matter the reason I knew I couldn't possible let this chance slip by. I lined myself up perfectly to start nailing his ass. I hoped that if he panicked he would go the long open way back to his ground spawn and I could pelt him with proto missiles all the way.
I have never been so satisfied in all my Dust life as when I blew that little *****'s tank up. Then to top it all off, he jumped out and hid in some rocks until the match ended. I ran out of missiles taking his tank down and the match ended briefly thereafter. I contemplated landing and shooting his face but I thought I would end the match on a high note.
So of course I responded in the best way I could think of in my giddiness.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the puss now? Got yo tank! Keep hidin' in the rocks scrub."
A bit juvenile I know but it just felt so right.
I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
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KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
2289
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:04:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote:So I'm on my dropship ALT just now in a Dom and I am just ightin' em up with my XT-1. This rail tank almost gets me but I manage to get my afterburner on and get the hell out of there. I go back to the ground spawn to re-up on some ammo and I notice I got a mail. It says:
"never seen such a puss flyfly away lol"
I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? But whatever. I made a mental note of the guy's name and went out looking for him.
The match was almost over I couldn't find him and I needed ammo again as this was actually a decent battle (12-1 with 1300 WP is good enough for me) so I headed back to ground spawn.
There he was in the middle of the street for some reason. I don't know why. I like to think he was looking for me. No matter the reason I knew I couldn't possible let this chance slip by. I lined myself up perfectly to start nailing his ass. I hoped that if he panicked he would go the long open way back to his ground spawn and I could pelt him with proto missiles all the way.
I have never been so satisfied in all my Dust life as when I blew that little *****'s tank up. Then to top it all off, he jumped out and hid in some rocks until the match ended. I ran out of missiles taking his tank down and the match ended briefly thereafter. I contemplated landing and shooting his face but I thought I would end the match on a high note.
So of course I responded in the best way I could think of in my giddiness.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the puss now? Got yo tank! Keep hidin' in the rocks scrub."
A bit juvenile I know but it just felt so right.
It would have been even better if you would have killed him while he was trying to recall.
The problem with tanks
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Roofer Madness
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
894
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:07:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:Roofer Madness wrote:So I'm on my dropship ALT just now in a Dom and I am just ightin' em up with my XT-1. This rail tank almost gets me but I manage to get my afterburner on and get the hell out of there. I go back to the ground spawn to re-up on some ammo and I notice I got a mail. It says:
"never seen such a puss flyfly away lol"
I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? But whatever. I made a mental note of the guy's name and went out looking for him.
The match was almost over I couldn't find him and I needed ammo again as this was actually a decent battle (12-1 with 1300 WP is good enough for me) so I headed back to ground spawn.
There he was in the middle of the street for some reason. I don't know why. I like to think he was looking for me. No matter the reason I knew I couldn't possible let this chance slip by. I lined myself up perfectly to start nailing his ass. I hoped that if he panicked he would go the long open way back to his ground spawn and I could pelt him with proto missiles all the way.
I have never been so satisfied in all my Dust life as when I blew that little *****'s tank up. Then to top it all off, he jumped out and hid in some rocks until the match ended. I ran out of missiles taking his tank down and the match ended briefly thereafter. I contemplated landing and shooting his face but I thought I would end the match on a high note.
So of course I responded in the best way I could think of in my giddiness.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the puss now? Got yo tank! Keep hidin' in the rocks scrub."
A bit juvenile I know but it just felt so right.
It would have been even better if you would have killed him while he was trying to recall.
Yeah, I know. I could have lied to make the story better and said I killed him. But I didn't. Blowing up his tank will have to be good enough. And he really did hide in some rocks like a little ***** until the match was over too. lol
I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
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thecoolest guy
Ancient Exiles. Dirt Nap Squad.
19
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:12:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote: And he really did hide in some rocks like a little ***** until the match was over too. lol
Roofer Madness wrote:I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down?
Maybe he was thinking the same thing? You win some, you lose some.
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Roofer Madness
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
895
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:16:00 -
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thecoolest guy wrote:Roofer Madness wrote: And he really did hide in some rocks like a little ***** until the match was over too. lol Roofer Madness wrote:I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? Maybe he was thinking the same thing? You win some, you lose some.
Fair enough. I think it's just the visual of the tiny ant man running around the rocks under me that made it seem like such a wiener move. I suppose I would have tried to save some face at that point too. At least he didn't just start shooting at my ship with an AR like most other red dots do.
I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
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Beld Errmon
1539
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:34:00 -
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oh a tank in the middle of a road, I was about to chastise you for not taking the opportunity to land on him, landing gear tea bag best tea bag.
Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.
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Roofer Madness
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
905
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:01:00 -
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Alright. Now this dude tops it all. This is some straight up hate mail. Today, during Dom. Different story.....
I was chasing a tanker around the King of the Hill Map Dom Style. He jumped out under cover at a outer smaller socket and started to recall. I landed and jumped down, taking him down to 1/2 armor. He ran inside and I ran through and upstairs, around, and hopped back in my dropship that was parked on the roof and killed him with 1 missile. Hilarious.
Then this is the mail that I get. each one was a separate mail.
"cheating ****** **** face"
"geta real gun n get bent *** wad"
"usin aglitchd newb ass gun4 ***** stain douche bags"
"go back 2 suckn at ur mothers crusty **** hole fck face"
"u even give inbreds a bad name"
"u fight like a ***** stain panzy fck"
I'm still kind of giggling about it. I sent back
"u mad bro? better luck next time."
and he said
"those points 0nly count 2wards u being abigger bag of douche"
LOL
I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
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Moochie Cricket
Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad.
628
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:05:00 -
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That was a perfect opportunity for a dropship teabag, and you blew it.
"Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful."
"I can fly. I'm pilot."
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3491
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:11:00 -
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Mid-match hatemail is best hatemail.
I GÖú Kittens.
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F General Tso's Alliance
2311
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:12:00 -
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i like to imagine he was trying to bait you into coming back at him to die, sadly I it's hard to give mot people in this game that much credit =/ |
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Chris F2112
Pradox One Proficiency V.
563
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:13:00 -
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I get more hate mail in my Dropship than doing anything else. Had one guy tell me to get on the ground because "this game isn't star wars."
Hilarious all around. |
Gelhad Thremyr
Quebec United
179
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Posted - 2014.04.04 21:13:00 -
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Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( |
Henchmen21
Planet Express LLC
850
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Posted - 2014.04.04 21:27:00 -
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Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :(
I never really get any either, and I take out a lot of tanks be on foot or with my vehicle alt. I did get one from Spkr the first day 1.7 dropped. I was just fiddling around getting used to the changes off in my redline. Apparently I was giving real tankers a bad reputation.
CCP you better nail 1.8, as it stands 1.7 is a total disaster.
Henchmen21: Infantry
Gotyougood Ufkr: Vehicles
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
14112
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Posted - 2014.04.04 21:36:00 -
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Henchmen21 wrote:Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( I never really get any either, and I take out a lot of tanks be on foot or with my vehicle alt. I did get one from Spkr the first day 1.7 dropped. I was just fiddling around getting used to the changes off in my redline. Apparently I was giving real tankers a bad reputation.
They're easy to get, use something nobody considers threatening, or win in situations where you shouldn't.
For example my militia geared biomass managed to take out a heavy armed with an HMG in the open and he got very pissed off called me a cheatin sob and the likes.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked
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Roofer Madness
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
913
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Posted - 2014.04.04 21:52:00 -
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Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :(
So far all my hatemail has come from killing tanks with my dropship. They haaaaaate it... Hehehe.
I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
3800
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:01:00 -
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You nailed his ass?
No.
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Roofer Madness
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
914
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:10:00 -
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Chunky Munkey wrote:You nailed his ass?
Oh yeah.....
I repeatedly shot my proto missiles all over his rear until he exploded.
I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
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ghtyui fdaqq
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:11:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Henchmen21 wrote:Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( I never really get any either, and I take out a lot of tanks be on foot or with my vehicle alt. I did get one from Spkr the first day 1.7 dropped. I was just fiddling around getting used to the changes off in my redline. Apparently I was giving real tankers a bad reputation. They're easy to get, use something nobody considers threatening, or win in situations where you shouldn't. For example my militia geared biomass managed to take out a heavy armed with an HMG in the open and he got very pissed off called me a cheatin sob and the likes. Who the hell liked a CPM member 14,000 times, I dont think I ever liked any of you once..... |
Patrick57
6672
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:37:00 -
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Destroying a Tank with an ADS is always so satisfying... even better when it's not Militia.
My personal best ADS match
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Kn1qht
INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE KAT FEDERATION
36
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:42:00 -
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I had hate mail the first day i played
THIRD EYE | O.E.G| WIN AUR !
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
426
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:44:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Henchmen21 wrote:Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( I never really get any either, and I take out a lot of tanks be on foot or with my vehicle alt. I did get one from Spkr the first day 1.7 dropped. I was just fiddling around getting used to the changes off in my redline. Apparently I was giving real tankers a bad reputation. They're easy to get, use something nobody considers threatening, or win in situations where you shouldn't. For example my militia geared biomass managed to take out a heavy armed with an HMG in the open and he got very pissed off called me a cheatin sob and the likes. Well... Thats because...
You're you.
I've done worse, but still nothing.
QQ? Boo Hoo
[Q] <-- Drink Moar Quafe
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
882
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Posted - 2014.04.05 05:20:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote:Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( So far all my hatemail has come from killing tanks with my dropship. They haaaaaate it... Hehehe. I'd fly my python but since the hotfix...
Closed beta vet
Tears, sweet delicious tears
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Aythadis Smith
G I A N T General Tso's Alliance
181
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Posted - 2014.04.05 05:32:00 -
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10/10
Would read again |
Varjac Theobroma Montenegro
PAND3M0N1UM Lokun Listamenn
309
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Posted - 2014.04.05 05:51:00 -
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I get GG mail, and give it to most of the tankers I play. Only received a few hate mails.
I did squash a few today though. No official D-bags, I will have to double tap a few tower goers soon. I will lavishly post when I rub my ADS bottom all over a sexy forger clone.
FAME
Click for Vehicle Support
Click for Recruitment
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TODDSTER024
Revive Repair Resupply
193
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Posted - 2014.04.05 06:58:00 -
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I wouldve tried to crush him with the dropship, like i do with snipers |
ANON Cerberus
Tiny Toons
467
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Posted - 2014.04.05 07:40:00 -
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ghtyui fdaqq wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Henchmen21 wrote:Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( I never really get any either, and I take out a lot of tanks be on foot or with my vehicle alt. I did get one from Spkr the first day 1.7 dropped. I was just fiddling around getting used to the changes off in my redline. Apparently I was giving real tankers a bad reputation. They're easy to get, use something nobody considers threatening, or win in situations where you shouldn't. For example my militia geared biomass managed to take out a heavy armed with an HMG in the open and he got very pissed off called me a cheatin sob and the likes. Who the hell liked a CPM member 14,000 times, I dont think I ever liked any of you once.....
I know right, must be the oblivious and blind fanboys. |
LT Dans Legs
Bullet Cluster Lokun Listamenn
354
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Posted - 2014.04.05 07:56:00 -
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I got hate mail a while back saying how I pay to win. I was using an Exile AR. I couldn't stop laughing.
To Live Is To Die
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Roofer Madness
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
932
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Posted - 2014.04.05 13:57:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Roofer Madness wrote:Gelhad Thremyr wrote:Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( So far all my hatemail has come from killing tanks with my dropship. They haaaaaate it... Hehehe. I'd fly my python but since the hotfix...
I would have agreed with you but I actually made a new fit post-hardener nerf that is quite possibly THE best Python fit I've ever used. I only lost a few this cap and actually made money. I don't know if I've just hit a tipping point with piloting where I'm actually enjoying some success or if it's the new fit or a combo of both but I'm not complaining. And the fit is TOP SECRET. lol
I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
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