DUST Search - Just had the best hatemail interaction! INSTANT KARMA!!!!!

KenKaniff69 wrote:

Roofer Madness wrote:

So I'm on my dropship ALT just now in a Dom and I am just ightin' em up with my XT-1. This rail tank almost gets me but I manage to get my afterburner on and get the hell out of there. I go back to the ground spawn to re-up on some ammo and I notice I got a mail. It says:

"never seen such a puss flyfly away lol"

I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? But whatever. I made a mental note of the guy's name and went out looking for him.

The match was almost over I couldn't find him and I needed ammo again as this was actually a decent battle (12-1 with 1300 WP is good enough for me) so I headed back to ground spawn.

There he was in the middle of the street for some reason. I don't know why. I like to think he was looking for me. No matter the reason I knew I couldn't possible let this chance slip by. I lined myself up perfectly to start nailing his ass. I hoped that if he panicked he would go the long open way back to his ground spawn and I could pelt him with proto missiles all the way.

I have never been so satisfied in all my Dust life as when I blew that little *****'s tank up. Then to top it all off, he jumped out and hid in some rocks until the match ended. I ran out of missiles taking his tank down and the match ended briefly thereafter. I contemplated landing and shooting his face but I thought I would end the match on a high note.

So of course I responded in the best way I could think of in my giddiness.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the puss now? Got yo tank! Keep hidin' in the rocks scrub."

A bit juvenile I know but it just felt so right.

It would have been even better if you would have killed him while he was trying to recall.


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Roofer Madness Algintal Core Gallente Federation 894	Posted - 2014.04.04 14:59:00 - [1] - Quote So I'm on my dropship ALT just now in a Dom and I am just ightin' em up with my XT-1. This rail tank almost gets me but I manage to get my afterburner on and get the hell out of there. I go back to the ground spawn to re-up on some ammo and I notice I got a mail. It says: "never seen such a puss flyfly away lol" I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? But whatever. I made a mental note of the guy's name and went out looking for him. The match was almost over I couldn't find him and I needed ammo again as this was actually a decent battle (12-1 with 1300 WP is good enough for me) so I headed back to ground spawn. There he was in the middle of the street for some reason. I don't know why. I like to think he was looking for me. No matter the reason I knew I couldn't possible let this chance slip by. I lined myself up perfectly to start nailing his ass. I hoped that if he panicked he would go the long open way back to his ground spawn and I could pelt him with proto missiles all the way. I have never been so satisfied in all my Dust life as when I blew that little *****'s tank up. Then to top it all off, he jumped out and hid in some rocks until the match ended. I ran out of missiles taking his tank down and the match ended briefly thereafter. I contemplated landing and shooting his face but I thought I would end the match on a high note. So of course I responded in the best way I could think of in my giddiness. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the puss now? Got yo tank! Keep hidin' in the rocks scrub." A bit juvenile I know but it just felt so right. I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
Roofer Madness Algintal Core Gallente Federation 894	Posted - 2014.04.04 15:07:00 - [2] - Quote KenKaniff69 wrote: Roofer Madness wrote: So I'm on my dropship ALT just now in a Dom and I am just ightin' em up with my XT-1. This rail tank almost gets me but I manage to get my afterburner on and get the hell out of there. I go back to the ground spawn to re-up on some ammo and I notice I got a mail. It says: "never seen such a puss flyfly away lol" I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? But whatever. I made a mental note of the guy's name and went out looking for him. The match was almost over I couldn't find him and I needed ammo again as this was actually a decent battle (12-1 with 1300 WP is good enough for me) so I headed back to ground spawn. There he was in the middle of the street for some reason. I don't know why. I like to think he was looking for me. No matter the reason I knew I couldn't possible let this chance slip by. I lined myself up perfectly to start nailing his ass. I hoped that if he panicked he would go the long open way back to his ground spawn and I could pelt him with proto missiles all the way. I have never been so satisfied in all my Dust life as when I blew that little ***'s tank up. Then to top it all off, he jumped out and hid in some rocks until the match ended. I ran out of missiles taking his tank down and the match ended briefly thereafter. I contemplated landing and shooting his face but I thought I would end the match on a high note. So of course I responded in the best way I could think of in my giddiness. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the puss now? Got yo tank! Keep hidin' in the rocks scrub." A bit juvenile I know but it just felt so right. It would have been even better if you would have killed him while he was trying to recall. Yeah, I know. I could have lied to make the story better and said I killed him. But I didn't. Blowing up his tank will have to be good enough. And he really did hide in some rocks like a little *** until the match was over too. lol I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
Roofer Madness Algintal Core Gallente Federation 895	Posted - 2014.04.04 15:16:00 - [3] - Quote thecoolest guy wrote: Roofer Madness wrote: And he really did hide in some rocks like a little *** until the match was over too. lol Roofer Madness wrote:** I thought to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do, just stay there and let you shoot me down? Maybe he was thinking the same thing? You win some, you lose some. Fair enough. I think it's just the visual of the tiny ant man running around the rocks under me that made it seem like such a wiener move. I suppose I would have tried to save some face at that point too. At least he didn't just start shooting at my ship with an AR like most other red dots do. I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
Roofer Madness Algintal Core Gallente Federation 905	Posted - 2014.04.04 20:01:00 - [4] - Quote Alright. Now this dude tops it all. This is some straight up hate mail. Today, during Dom. Different story..... I was chasing a tanker around the King of the Hill Map Dom Style. He jumped out under cover at a outer smaller socket and started to recall. I landed and jumped down, taking him down to 1/2 armor. He ran inside and I ran through and upstairs, around, and hopped back in my dropship that was parked on the roof and killed him with 1 missile. Hilarious. Then this is the mail that I get. each one was a separate mail. "cheating **** face" "geta real gun n get bent * wad" "usin aglitchd newb ass gun4 *** stain douche bags" "go back 2 suckn at ur mothers crusty hole fck face" "u even give inbreds a bad name" "u fight like a *** stain panzy fck" I'm still kind of giggling about it. I sent back "u mad bro? better luck next time." and he said "those points 0nly count 2wards u being abigger bag of douche" LOL I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
Roofer Madness Algintal Core Gallente Federation 913	Posted - 2014.04.04 21:52:00 - [5] - Quote Gelhad Thremyr wrote: Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( So far all my hatemail has come from killing tanks with my dropship. They haaaaaate it... Hehehe. I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
Roofer Madness Algintal Core Gallente Federation 914	Posted - 2014.04.04 22:10:00 - [6] - Quote Chunky Munkey wrote: You nailed his ass? Oh yeah..... I repeatedly shot my proto missiles all over his rear until he exploded. I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.
Roofer Madness Algintal Core Gallente Federation 932	Posted - 2014.04.05 13:57:00 - [7] - Quote jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Roofer Madness wrote: Gelhad Thremyr wrote: Man why do you all get hate mail, I have never received any in my dust career even when using remotes and being scrub :( So far all my hatemail has come from killing tanks with my dropship. They haaaaaate it... Hehehe. I'd fly my python but since the hotfix... I would have agreed with you but I actually made a new fit post-hardener nerf that is quite possibly THE best Python fit I've ever used. I only lost a few this cap and actually made money. I don't know if I've just hit a tipping point with piloting where I'm actually enjoying some success or if it's the new fit or a combo of both but I'm not complaining. And the fit is TOP SECRET. lol I spent half my ISK on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The rest I wasted.