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Viktor Hadah Jr
Critical-Impact
3292
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:56:00 -
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My loyal servants are always coming up to me asking "Viktor you would make a great CPM candidate why not run?" And my answer is always the same. "Somebody kick the gross poor person out of my squad that's not addressing me as Sir Hadah"
Lets face it you are poor and you can't afford proto gear...
I don't think it would be politically correct if you poors did not have a rich ******* who does not understand your problems representing you telling the people in charge what your needs are. It might be hard at times only being able to afford gross advanced dropsuits or the subhuman standard dropsuits. I would like to see a future where we can all live happily together even if this is the case.
First off I think we should start off by taxing the noob corps at 10% because how will they ever learn the true value of ISK if it is always just being handed to them in full they need to learn that there future corps will suck all the ISK out of them so lets start doing this early on to get it in a habit. These noobs have it to easy at times i feel. And academy who needs that? scrap it complete in throw them into real fights right away. "Trial by fire" who's with me.
Some other things i would like to implement is lowering the cost of Standard and Advanced dropsuits so you poors won't have to spend as much ISK. Along with this i think we should get Officer level dropsuits with maxed out slots and unlimited PG/CPU at a high price to even things out.
We all know that "PC is hard" so i think we should award the people in it with more ISK double maybe triple the amount of ISK being payed out by clone generation, and clone pack 120 clones? who needs that lets lower it down to 100 or so. Because when you were a poor noob looking to get into PC when you did won't you like to get paid a ridiculous amounts of ISK for it?
This is all possible it will require a lot of hard work and campaigning on my part but there is something that might stop me called "ISK" so i am crowd sourcing this to you guys to help fill up my campaign fund money.
Now you maybe asking yourself "But Sir Hadah you are already a multi-billonare don't you have enough ISK to fund your own campaign?" Technically yes i do but i do not want to solely risk my ISK as everything i do here is for you guys from the noobs to the poors i think it will only be fair if you pay for it.
So inorder to help fund my campaign i am offering these prizes to anyone who makes a donation:
- Donate 10Mil ISK and you will get absolutely nothing because 10Mil ISK does not mean sh*t to rich people like me.
- Donate 25Mil ISK and i will send you a picture of me deleting an alt character with 25Mil ISK in it's wallet
- Donate 100Mil ISK and i will personally look over your corp profile and information and be disgusted at your pathetic corp
- Donate 500Mil ISK and i will let you tell your friends that you were able to squad with me, we won't actually squad. Gross...
Thank you for hearing me out and see you in Iceland
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Inertia dampeners are for poors
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
169
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Posted - 2014.04.03 22:14:00 -
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Viktor for CPM! |
Soraya Xel
Abandoned Privilege Top Men.
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Posted - 2014.04.03 22:38:00 -
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I'm sold. /s
I'd like to be your CPM1 candidate
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Blondie Roads
Introverts 4 Hire
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Posted - 2014.04.04 00:14:00 -
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+ 1 Good post and some very good points You can count on all of the loyal members of Introverts for Hire's vote
Keep fighting the good fight
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BullsON Parade
YourCorp NameHere
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Posted - 2014.04.04 00:23:00 -
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+1 Elegant but still right to the core of the issue. I couldn't have said it better myself. I am with you fellas
Comand and conquer |
Viktor Hadah Jr
Critical-Impact
3301
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:09:00 -
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Why was this moved to the locker room? The man is trying to keep me down!
50Mil ISK Lottery
Queen improves gameplay by 100%
Inertia dampeners are for poors
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
12031
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Posted - 2014.04.04 12:15:00 -
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7/10
I don't think you fully expressed how rich you are - it could do with some more elaboration, with some additional looking down on people who can't afford to permarun proto.
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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General John Ripper
19356
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:55:00 -
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approved.
My like count = respec petition
Sign it to let CCP know we are serious.
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
174
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:40:00 -
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CCP, please move this back to the appropriate forum. Viktor is the only candidate in my eyes. Noone wants to see some poor scrub in the CPM. |
Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:26:00 -
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A true politician would offer to buy my vote.
As a well-voiced peasant, I expect my compensation to be sizable. I would suppose the going rate for my loyalty begins at 250,000 ISK - should I find you minimally tolerable. A small amount to a man of your wealth, yet enough for me to seed other votes in your favor.
I will determine the cost of my loyalty once I've compared your rhetoric to your competition.
I GÖú Kittens.
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
12036
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Posted - 2014.04.04 21:46:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:A true politician would offer to buy my vote.
As a well-voiced peasant, I expect my compensation to be sizable. I would suppose the going rate for my loyalty begins at 250,000 ISK - should I find you minimally tolerable. A small amount to a man of your wealth, yet enough for me to seed other votes in your favor.
I will determine the cost of my loyalty once I've compared your rhetoric to your competition.
Ew poor person So close I can smell you
ewwww
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3499
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Posted - 2014.04.05 02:09:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Rynoceros wrote:A true politician would offer to buy my vote.
As a well-voiced peasant, I expect my compensation to be sizable. I would suppose the going rate for my loyalty begins at 250,000 ISK - should I find you minimally tolerable. A small amount to a man of your wealth, yet enough for me to seed other votes in your favor.
I will determine the cost of my loyalty once I've compared your rhetoric to your competition.
Ew poor person So close I can smell you ewwww I wipe my ass with the souls of the privileged.
I GÖú Kittens.
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.04.05 23:10:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Rynoceros wrote:A true politician would offer to buy my vote.
As a well-voiced peasant, I expect my compensation to be sizable. I would suppose the going rate for my loyalty begins at 250,000 ISK - should I find you minimally tolerable. A small amount to a man of your wealth, yet enough for me to seed other votes in your favor.
I will determine the cost of my loyalty once I've compared your rhetoric to your competition.
Ew poor person So close I can smell you ewwww I wipe my ass with the souls of the privileged. minmatar are privledged? well if I wiped my ass with that sort of trash, I guess they should feel privileged.
My like count = respec petition
Sign it to let CCP know we are serious.
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Critical-Impact
3355
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Posted - 2014.04.09 05:00:00 -
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Bump CCP shall not silence my voice by moving my thread.
110Mil+ ISK Lottery
Queen improves gameplay by 100%
Inertia dampeners are for poors
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
190
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Posted - 2014.04.13 00:39:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:Bump CCP shall not silence my voice by moving my thread.
The Man trying to bring you down.
Vote Viktor. |
Cyzad4
Blackfish Corp.
269
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Posted - 2014.04.14 22:13:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:My loyal servants are always coming up to me asking "Viktor you would make a great CPM candidate why not run?" And my answer is always the same. "Somebody kick this gross poor person out of my squad that's not addressing me as Sir Hadah"
Thank you for hearing me out and see you in Iceland Hahaha running for leader of the space republicans?
Welcome to you're "DOOM"
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Flyingconejo
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.04.17 21:55:00 -
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Defending the poor for a reasonable price!
What more can you ask for?
Sir Hadah for CPM! |
Castor Crave
Orbital Flares
533
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Posted - 2014.04.18 06:46:00 -
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This actually made me chuckle.
Mercenary Log
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RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
1656
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Posted - 2014.04.22 16:52:00 -
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"Only fair if you pay for it."
LOL, yes take my ISK.
Light Suit Master Race
Check Live on Twitch.TV (http://twitch.tv/rolyatderteufel)
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Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
261
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Posted - 2014.04.25 19:52:00 -
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Vote Viktor. |
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Timbo101
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
273
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Posted - 2014.04.26 07:26:00 -
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Viktor saved my ife once |
Dust User
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
264
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Posted - 2014.04.26 13:53:00 -
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Timbo101 wrote:Viktor saved my ife once
What's an ife?
Regardless, I'm impressed.
Vote Viktor and you too can have your ife saved. |
Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact The East India Co.
4125
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Posted - 2014.06.07 22:18:00 -
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Bump so all you poors can know who your next CPM is
1337 PLC
I'll ring for free(Multiple roles, 50Mil SP)
Chat Channel:"Vik PC"
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
10202
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Posted - 2014.06.08 11:25:00 -
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Human! Why did you send me 50mil ISK?
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact The East India Co.
4141
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Posted - 2014.06.08 18:47:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Human! Why did you send me 50mil ISK? https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=163539 because of that..
Viktor for CPM
I'll ring for free(Multiple roles, 50Mil SP)
Chat Channel: Vik PC
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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
1511
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Posted - 2014.06.20 05:11:00 -
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Stupid poors!
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Cat Merc
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
10374
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Posted - 2014.06.20 09:01:00 -
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Bwuhaha, that's glorious!
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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TechMechMeds
Inner.Hell
3660
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Posted - 2014.06.21 05:40:00 -
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I support this.
Copy and paste it into a fresh thread.
I will spam your face with aurum proto.
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