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Viktor Hadah Jr
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:56:00 -
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My loyal servants are always coming up to me asking "Viktor you would make a great CPM candidate why not run?" And my answer is always the same. "Somebody kick the gross poor person out of my squad that's not addressing me as Sir Hadah"
Lets face it you are poor and you can't afford proto gear...
I don't think it would be politically correct if you poors did not have a rich ******* who does not understand your problems representing you telling the people in charge what your needs are. It might be hard at times only being able to afford gross advanced dropsuits or the subhuman standard dropsuits. I would like to see a future where we can all live happily together even if this is the case.
First off I think we should start off by taxing the noob corps at 10% because how will they ever learn the true value of ISK if it is always just being handed to them in full they need to learn that there future corps will suck all the ISK out of them so lets start doing this early on to get it in a habit. These noobs have it to easy at times i feel. And academy who needs that? scrap it complete in throw them into real fights right away. "Trial by fire" who's with me.
Some other things i would like to implement is lowering the cost of Standard and Advanced dropsuits so you poors won't have to spend as much ISK. Along with this i think we should get Officer level dropsuits with maxed out slots and unlimited PG/CPU at a high price to even things out.
We all know that "PC is hard" so i think we should award the people in it with more ISK double maybe triple the amount of ISK being payed out by clone generation, and clone pack 120 clones? who needs that lets lower it down to 100 or so. Because when you were a poor noob looking to get into PC when you did won't you like to get paid a ridiculous amounts of ISK for it?
This is all possible it will require a lot of hard work and campaigning on my part but there is something that might stop me called "ISK" so i am crowd sourcing this to you guys to help fill up my campaign fund money.
Now you maybe asking yourself "But Sir Hadah you are already a multi-billonare don't you have enough ISK to fund your own campaign?" Technically yes i do but i do not want to solely risk my ISK as everything i do here is for you guys from the noobs to the poors i think it will only be fair if you pay for it.
So inorder to help fund my campaign i am offering these prizes to anyone who makes a donation:
- Donate 10Mil ISK and you will get absolutely nothing because 10Mil ISK does not mean sh*t to rich people like me.
- Donate 25Mil ISK and i will send you a picture of me deleting an alt character with 25Mil ISK in it's wallet
- Donate 100Mil ISK and i will personally look over your corp profile and information and be disgusted at your pathetic corp
- Donate 500Mil ISK and i will let you tell your friends that you were able to squad with me, we won't actually squad. Gross...
Thank you for hearing me out and see you in Iceland
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Viktor Hadah Jr
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:09:00 -
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Why was this moved to the locker room? The man is trying to keep me down!
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Viktor Hadah Jr
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Posted - 2014.04.09 05:00:00 -
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Bump CCP shall not silence my voice by moving my thread.
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Viktor Hadah Jr
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Posted - 2014.06.07 22:18:00 -
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Bump so all you poors can know who your next CPM is
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact The East India Co.
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Posted - 2014.06.08 18:47:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Human! Why did you send me 50mil ISK? https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=163539 because of that..
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