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Wilson Ribeiro
DUST BRASIL S.A
Proficiency V.
127
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:01:00 -
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-What do you get when you mix a Minmatar and a laser rifle?
-A corpse |
Criteria Shipment
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
756
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:11:00 -
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Punny joke much?
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
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KING CHECKMATE
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
4753
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:12:00 -
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1-Cotsy
2-Tanked Scouts
CLOAKS are Fine, stop the QQ and get your awareness and game , UP.
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BL4CKST4R
WarRavens
League of Infamy
2381
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:13:00 -
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What do you do when your Ion pistol misses? Die
What do you do when you run an AR? laugh at yourself and switch weapons.
What do you do when you get nerfed by CCP? Rage about how your fotm was balanced.
What do you do when people accuse you of being OP even though you are perfectly balanced? Embrace for a nerf
For the Federation!
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Criteria Shipment
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
756
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:15:00 -
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BL4CKST4R wrote:What do you do when your Ion pistol misses? Die
What do you do when you run an AR? laugh at yourself and switch weapons.
What do you do when you get nerfed by CCP? Rage about how your fotm was balanced.
What do you do when people accuse you of being OP even though you are perfectly balanced? Embrace for a nerf
The 5th one is what got me.
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
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Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
144
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:27:00 -
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Why did the cloaked scout cross the road?
He didn't because an LAV couldn't see him.
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9218
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:31:00 -
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Wilson Ribeiro wrote:-What do you get when you mix a Minmatar and a laser rifle?
-A corpse
I thought that was pretty funny.
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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Roxas Shin Hikaru
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:34:00 -
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Adell Shinzumakami wrote:Why did the cloaked scout cross the road?
He didn't because an LAV couldn't see him.
Make sure to look both ways before crossing the road, little ones. Or clones like this guy will have you meet the skidplate on the underside of his car at an uncomfortable speed.
P.S. I like that one
Medics have a role in the battlefield TOO, you know.
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biGRAPE
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:40:00 -
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My name is a bad joke. |
Racro 01 Arifistan
501st Knights of Leanbox
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
264
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:43:00 -
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when you mix a light frame with a medium frame you get a heavy frame.
Elite Gallenten Soldier
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Wilson Ribeiro
DUST BRASIL S.A
Proficiency V.
129
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:44:00 -
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biGRAPE wrote:My name is a bad joke.
Well, aren't you a sneak one |
HYENAKILLER X
WILL FIGHT ANYONE
694
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:51:00 -
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What do you get when scotty spawns you into a skirmish vs squad sinced, big corp proto players and your whole team is solo players?
get beat by only 80 clones under 6 minutes.
Im not from new eden. I dont need back up, political power or support. I, unlike you dont fear nuetral territory.
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
51
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:03:00 -
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- Why was the gall scout in a cloak dampened?
-She was selling cookies in the rain. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Dirt Nap Squad.
223
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:04:00 -
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what do you get when you mix a gallentean and caldarian concord cop?
a new tv series
ahh...
ehh...
Give me my prototype tanks!
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3447
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:06:00 -
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inb4yourface?
(In your face, mother ******.)
I GÖú Kittens.
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Wilson Ribeiro
DUST BRASIL S.A
Proficiency V.
129
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:13:00 -
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Otavio Martins wrote:what do you get when you mix a gallentean and caldarian concord cop?
a new tv series
The Pirate and the Drill Seargent., coming soon, right after the academy warded, 12 years a Minmatar, stay tuned. |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
4818
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:27:00 -
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DUST 514 has already been released.
I wanted to say "thomas mak", but this thread is for BAD jokes, and he's actually really funny. |
ReGnYuM
Dirt Nap Squad.
2650
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:35:00 -
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What squeals like pig and cracks like a twig?
An Imperial boot crushing an Matari skull of course
The Pathway to Hell is paved with good intentions
Total Molden Heath Domination Imminent: 90.31% Complete
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21yrOld Knight
Pradox XVI
Proficiency V.
634
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:40:00 -
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This thread
Mike Ruan Said i was Dust Famous!
Did he just talk in #'s
Volunteer member of the Arkombine, but i don't want out.
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