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Zirzo Valcyn
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:15:00 -
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my hated map of ashland was upon us and my squad was somehow tolerant of my incessant mumbling- something about me being on a holy mission.
the sun set upon the LAV as the RE was set to it on sacred redline ground. my squad began to worry wjem i began to utter "now i will find my precious..."
long story short,
i was consumed in a magnificent fireball of 6 fuel injected RE smashing against a gallente tank blasting away at charlie for the last 5 minutes, with a blast big enough to open the gate of heaven to me as i saw the tanker descend into hell.
i shouted in pure ecstasy to my squad to look at the score ticker but no one else really cared,
for they had cloaks the whole time and no song was written of me this day
but they could not cloak my will to carry out such a holy mission
i will not be oppressed
u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
forum warrior .189
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
2543
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:17:00 -
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Consider yourself oppressed, jihadi scum.
ak.0 4 LYFE
CCP GIB LANCE TURRET PLOX
LET ME MELEE PEOPLE WITH MY STEED
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
11981
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:17:00 -
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Congratulations!
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
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8213
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
2079
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:21:00 -
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Every time I get Jhaded, I can't help but smile. I LOVE JHADERS!
I ain't got time for dat sh!t
At least I'm not King ThunderBolt
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BAD FURRY
SVER True Blood
General Tso's Alliance
722
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:23:00 -
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God i hope a tuck full of pig blood falls off a over pass and lands on your ball sack not killing you but coveing you in pig blood and stopping you from breeding !
Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
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TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
210
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:24:00 -
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8213 wrote:Every time I get Jhaded, I can't help but smile. I LOVE JHADERS!
Amen to that...
Sith Apprentice and Director of NAO
"I will fight and die for my corp, friends and allies to the last drop of latte"
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General12912
Gallente Marine Corps
166
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:32:00 -
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8213 wrote:Every time I get Jhaded, I can't help but smile. I LOVE JHADERS!
i do too, but they can never get destroy my HAV. its pretty well tanked in armor. i laugh each time they waste a clone and LAV to try and kill me, for each time they do, i get knocked down to around 1k armor. all i have to do is hide somewhere and let my armor repair itself.
Every suit Gk.0 <3
Gallente Federation Patriot
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Zirzo Valcyn
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
383
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:40:00 -
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General12912 wrote:8213 wrote:Every time I get Jhaded, I can't help but smile. I LOVE JHADERS! i do too, but they can never get destroy my HAV. its pretty well tanked in armor. i laugh each time they waste a clone and LAV to try and kill me, for each time they do, i get knocked down to around 1k armor. all i have to do is hide somewhere and let my armor repair itself.
yea i definately did not pull this off on my first try and pretty failed trying to ram the back of a speeding caldair then he blasterd my RE's. i ended up jumping him like 3 times because of a stupid saga is airbourne most of the time.
the gallente had had his damn fill of jumpsuit and insisted on gorging like some kind of pig at a trough at C on ashland a couple blocks straight down the street from our redline/supply depot. it's almost like his bloated shell was a magnet for my lav or perhaps i was guided by the hand of that those filthy amarrs god, a god fed up with such gluttony at C.
u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
forum warrior .189
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA
Bezimienni...
74
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Posted - 2014.04.02 11:25:00 -
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Zirzo Valcyn wrote:my hated map of ashland was upon us and my squad was somehow tolerant of my incessant mumbling- something about me being on a holy mission.
the sun set upon the LAV as the RE was set to it on sacred redline ground. my squad began to worry of my mental stability wjem when i began to utter "now i will find my precious..."
long story short,
i was consumed in a magnificent fireball of 6 fuel injected RE smashing against a gallente tank blasting away at charlie for the last 5 minutes, with a blast big enough to open the gate of heaven to me as i saw the tanker descend into hell.
i shouted in pure ecstasy to my squad to look at the score ticker but no one else really cared,
for they had cloaks the whole time and no song was written of me this day
but they could not cloak my will to carry out such a holy mission
i will not be oppressed
Amarr Ackbar  |
LuckyLuke Wargan
HavoK Core
RISE of LEGION
326
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Posted - 2014.04.02 11:26:00 -
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Congratulation, you are one of the few that has snapped and decided to go in a holy war against them infidel tankers. I converted when my AV specializations were nerfed to death and tanks became OP. To heck with K/D, as long as I bring down those damn tanks with me down the fiery pit!
"Cry HavoK!, and let slip the dogs of war!"
-Badass Gallante Sentinel-
I feed on tanker tears...
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Sam Booty
Valor Coalition
Red Whines.
65
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Posted - 2014.04.02 11:57:00 -
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Congrats! I have alternate char specialized jihad. I have been jihaded (some have failed) and I also have done jihad. I think it is a legit tactic.
It doesn't work all the time but it is fun because tanks are more aware now. The other day a tank backed up to avoid being hit and he fell in a pit of toxic waste. His tank was dissolved and he died. That was so funny to watch.
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Zirzo Valcyn
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
390
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Posted - 2014.04.03 01:52:00 -
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he who speaks for us
u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
forum warrior .189
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Jaster J
F.T.U.
IMMORTAL REGIME
21
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Posted - 2014.04.03 01:57:00 -
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Welcome brother . May your jeep always be on stable ground, and your target never uphill. |
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