Apison Valusgeffen
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.02 20:59:00 -
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Meknow Intaki wrote:A cloaky scout with a shot gun should not be the go to guy in a war!!
A scout should not be able to go toe to toe against a heavy and win hands down..
And that super human back and forth side step dance people do to avoide gun fire sould cost stamina like jumping does.
The reason I made the OP..
Last nite I was standing at A in a game of Dom with a advanced heavy sentinel with full proto equipment and HMG and a scout runs up to me cloaked, I start shooting he uncloked right in front of me danced back and forth in my 450 rounds of gun fire and shot me five times with his shot gun killed me and hacked the letter..
There should be no way that could happen!
I said this same thing in another post. Dodging 2400 rpm simply by dancing back and forth?!? Really?!?!! In what world does that make any sense whatsoever? That's like the old cops and robbers scenario with kids, but with a 2400 round twist.
Kid 1: "I shot you. You're dead."
Kid 2: "No, nuh uhn, I dodged it see... I dodged the bullet."
Kid 1: "No, but I shot about 2400 bullets at you... in like a minute. I have like this huge gun, so you're dead."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I can see how you would think that... but no... See that's what I was saying, I dodged 'em. I dodged like all 2400 of 'em. That's what I was doing when I was dancing back and forth like that. I was dodging bullets and whatnot. ...Oh yeah, and also while I was dodging your shots, I was shooting you at the same time. So really... when you think about it... you're dead... ummm... so I win."
Kid 1: "Huh??? How does that work???"
Kid 2: "Well I would answer you but I don't want to give myself away 'cuz now I'm cloaked and shooting you so you don't even know I'm here... and also you're dead again. So I win... again."
Kid 1: "Wait, what!!!???"
Kid 2: "Yeah it's this weird invisibility thing. See it used to be like this glitch in the game that they had to fix because it wasn't fair because people were all like: 'I'm getting shot by people I can't see and I can't even shoot back 'cuz they're invisible and I can't see them and it's not fair!' So they fixed it. But then they brought it back and made it part of the game, so that makes it fair now."
Kid 1: "How is that fair now?"
Kid 2: "I dunno, it just is."
Kid 1: "I don't think I want to play this game anymore."
Kid 2: "Well that's because YOU'RE A SCRUB, AND YOU NEED TO GET GUD, AND YOU'RE A QQ BABY, AND YOU'RE A STUPID HEAD AND YOU'RE A SCRUB!!!"
Kid 1: "You called me a scrub twice."
Kid 2: "I did? Wait a sec, lemme scroll back up here... Gimme a sec... Hey yeah, there it is... I did call you a scrub twice didn't I?"
Kid 1: "What does that even mean?"
Kid 2: "I dunno... it's just junk I've heard people say..."
Kid 1: ...
Kid 2: "Oh... by the way... while we were talking, I was dancing and shooting you... again... So you're dead... again... So uhhhhh yeah... I win... ...again..."
Kid 1: 
"You shot who in the what now?"
- Jasper Beardly, The Simpsons: Season 7 - Episode 1 Circa 1995
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