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Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 7874	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:10:00 - [1] - Quote The tears! The tears are glorious! My Gallente Ghost evades Caldari scout scanners and they call me a f@g for putting on dampeners so I can evade them Cat Merc wrote: I am going to terrorize the battlefield with an uber dampened Gallente scout, along with a bud of mine. You will never see us. Even when it will be too late, you will still not see us. We will be ghosts. Prepare your anus. I promise and I deliver. My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone. If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 1164	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:39:00 - [2] - Quote You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Me in my ADS: 1,2
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 7878	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:40:00 - [3] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Who said I can't? My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone. If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 1164	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:41:00 - [4] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Who said I can't? Math Me in my ADS: 1,2
RuckingFetard Better Hide R Die 752	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:41:00 - [5] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. You can, unless you're facing the other way :p Running pure shield tanked Caldari 'cuz me a hippy
IAmDuncanIdaho II R 0 N 1 N 338	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:42:00 - [6] - Quote RuckingFetard wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. You can, unless you're facing the other way :p Eyeballs are OP
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 7878	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:42:00 - [7] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Who said I can't? Math I have feline eyes, my friend. I have highly sensitive eyes to distortions. Playing a lot of The Hidden developed that ability. My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone. If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 1164	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:43:00 - [8] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Who said I can't? Math I have feline eyes, my friend. And I have the eyes, ears, and nose of a fox. Me in my ADS: 1,2
DozersMouse XIII Ultramarine Corp 305	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:43:00 - [9] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Who said I can't? Math math is math but the caldari scouts will not put on whats needed to avoid dual complex precision Bacon pancakes makin' bacon pancakes Take some bacon and I'll put it a pancake Bacon pancakes thats what it's gonna make
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 4675	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:43:00 - [10] - Quote I may not pick you up on Scanners, but I can SEE you just fine. Hi there.

Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 7878	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:45:00 - [11] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: I may not pick you up on Scanners, but I can SEE you just fine. Hi there. If you see me, you're my next prey I tend to toy with people, make them think they detected me when I didn't want them to. But if you see me, I did it to attract you to somewhere I want you to be. I use it a lot on heavies, when he searches for me I decloak with a bud and double shotgun him My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone. If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
DozersMouse XIII Ultramarine Corp 305	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:45:00 - [12] - Quote 2 complex precision, 2 complex damps, 2 complex range "the crystal ball" I can see what you had for lunch a week ago Bacon pancakes makin' bacon pancakes Take some bacon and I'll put it a pancake Bacon pancakes thats what it's gonna make
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 4675	Posted - 2014.03.30 08:51:00 - [13] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Garrett Blacknova wrote: I may not pick you up on Scanners, but I can SEE you just fine. Hi there. If you see me, you're my next prey I tend to toy with people, make them think they detected me when I didn't want them to. But if you see me, I did it to attract you to somewhere I want you to be. I use it a lot on heavies, when he searches for me I decloak with a bud and double shotgun him Sounds like me. I look forward to running into you in-game.
BARDAS Shining Flame Amarr Empire 968	Posted - 2014.03.30 09:23:00 - [14] - Quote DozersMouse XIII wrote: 2 complex precision, 2 complex damps, 2 complex range "the crystal ball" I can see what you had for lunch a week ago I use the "Magic 8-Ball" version of this since I'm too poor to run proto often. Works great!
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 7880	Posted - 2014.03.30 09:53:00 - [15] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Garrett Blacknova wrote: I may not pick you up on Scanners, but I can SEE you just fine. Hi there. If you see me, you're my next prey I tend to toy with people, make them think they detected me when I didn't want them to. But if you see me, I did it to attract you to somewhere I want you to be. I use it a lot on heavies, when he searches for me I decloak with a bud and double shotgun him Sounds like me. I look forward to running into you in-game. That tactic doesn't work on me though ;) I have some secrets I am not sharing, like any good business man My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone. If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
Enkidu Camuel Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 171	Posted - 2014.03.30 10:06:00 - [16] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Garrett Blacknova wrote: I may not pick you up on Scanners, but I can SEE you just fine. Hi there. If you see me, you're my next prey I tend to toy with people, make them think they detected me when I didn't want them to. But if you see me, I did it to attract you to somewhere I want you to be. I use it a lot on heavies, when he searches for me I decloak with a bud and double shotgun him My tactic too, but instead of a shotgun, a well placed RE around the corner do the trick always. Major DUST fact. a++ püñ Gùò_Gùò a++püñ PRAISE HELIX a++ püñ Gùò_Gùò a++püñ
The-Beard Dorsai Chaotix 135	Posted - 2014.03.30 10:34:00 - [17] - Quote /shakes his magic 8 ball and then reads what it says /spins around and unloads both light and sidearm weapons "heh?" /looks at his magic 8 ball again "stupid piece of junk" /looks down at the knife sticking out of chest from his back then at his magic 8 ball "xiong mao niao" /falls to the ground dead
TBdaBoss ACME SPECIAL FORCES RISE of LEGION 72	Posted - 2014.03.30 11:13:00 - [18] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Garrett Blacknova wrote: I may not pick you up on Scanners, but I can SEE you just fine. Hi there. If you see me, you're my next prey I tend to toy with people, make them think they detected me when I didn't want them to. But if you see me, I did it to attract you to somewhere I want you to be. I use it a lot on heavies, when he searches for me I decloak with a bud and double shotgun him Sounds like me. I look forward to running into you in-game. As do I. WE WERE GODS ONCE
rithu Max-Pain-inc Dark Taboo 6	Posted - 2014.03.30 11:16:00 - [19] - Quote IAmDuncanIdaho II wrote: RuckingFetard wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. You can, unless you're facing the other way :p Eyeballs are OP Nerf the eyeballs :P You cant see me caldari scouts ;)
BL4CKST4R WarRavens League of Infamy 2322	Posted - 2014.03.30 11:19:00 - [20] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Most Cal scouts will not sacrifice their tank for dampeners and precision enhancers. Those that use no dampeners can be caught with 1 enhancer, and 2 enhancers to catch 1 dampener. For the Federation!

Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 4680	Posted - 2014.03.30 11:20:00 - [21] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: That tactic doesn't work on me though ;) I have some secrets I am not sharing, like any good business man I expect it not to work on you. Won't work on me either. That's why I'm interested...
BL4CKST4R WarRavens League of Infamy 2322	Posted - 2014.03.30 11:22:00 - [22] - Quote The luring tactic also works with sentinels with much more lol don't run around with your hmg just use a magsec smg to make them think your garbage, when they run in to get close melt their face off and eat it. For the Federation!
BL4CKST4R WarRavens League of Infamy 2322	Posted - 2014.03.30 11:23:00 - [23] - Quote Garrett Blacknova wrote: Cat Merc wrote: That tactic doesn't work on me though ;) I have some secrets I am not sharing, like any good business man I expect it not to work on you. Won't work on me either. That's why I'm interested... I am interested to know his weapon load out. For the Federation!
RuckingFetard Better Hide R Die 752	Posted - 2014.03.30 14:14:00 - [24] - Quote BL4CKST4R wrote: Garrett Blacknova wrote: Cat Merc wrote: That tactic doesn't work on me though ;) I have some secrets I am not sharing, like any good business man I expect it not to work on you. Won't work on me either. That's why I'm interested... I am interested to know his weapon load out. Tinned sardine, cheese, pork, a rattrap and fishing nets obviously Running pure shield tanked Caldari 'cuz me a hippy
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 7890	Posted - 2014.03.30 15:14:00 - [25] - Quote RuckingFetard wrote: BL4CKST4R wrote: Garrett Blacknova wrote: Cat Merc wrote: That tactic doesn't work on me though ;) I have some secrets I am not sharing, like any good business man I expect it not to work on you. Won't work on me either. That's why I'm interested... I am interested to know his weapon load out. Tinned sardine, cheese, pork, a rattrap and fishing nets obviously Of course. My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone. If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries Dirt Nap Squad. 7890	Posted - 2014.03.30 15:15:00 - [26] - Quote BL4CKST4R wrote: Garrett Blacknova wrote: Cat Merc wrote: That tactic doesn't work on me though ;) I have some secrets I am not sharing, like any good business man I expect it not to work on you. Won't work on me either. That's why I'm interested... I am interested to know his weapon load out. I have different weapon combinations for different jobs. I have one for long range, scout busting, heavy busting, logi busting, etc'. My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone. If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
Jack Kittinger Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 205	Posted - 2014.03.30 15:36:00 - [27] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Cat Merc wrote: I have feline eyes, my friend. And I have the eyes, ears, and nose of a fox. this is slowly turning into a furry thread you mark my words. Proud winner of the 'Templar BPO Raffle' by Castor Crave!! Lucky Number 29
Patrick57 Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 6421	Posted - 2014.03.30 15:40:00 - [28] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: I have the eyes, ears, and nose of a fox.
Michael-J-Fox Richards Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 150	Posted - 2014.03.30 15:54:00 - [29] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: The tears! The tears are glorious! My Gallente Ghost evades Caldari scout scanners and they call me a f@g for putting on dampeners so I can evade them Cat Merc wrote: I am going to terrorize the battlefield with an uber dampened Gallente scout, along with a bud of mine. You will never see us. Even when it will be too late, you will still not see us. We will be ghosts. Prepare your anus. I promise and I deliver. proof someone called you a ***' or it didnt happen EDIT: the three star is censored for the word f@g i fought in WW2, viet nam and in near future wars involving robots all in one lifetime just like MGS and COD characters!
Lylith Groff Endless Hatred Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 4	Posted - 2014.03.30 23:16:00 - [30] - Quote DozersMouse XIII wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Vulpes Dolosus wrote: You can't see Cal/ other scouts either. Who said I can't? Math math is math but the caldari scouts will not put on whats needed to avoid dual complex precision Nor will the medium frames with cloaks who dare wander through my socket, lol. Every reality is not but a dream... and every dreamer, a god unknowing.



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