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Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
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Posted - 2014.03.26 18:58:00 -
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ROOM 1.8
Playtest: Forge Gun vs HAV
Staff: Director, Adjuster
Tester: Caldari Heavy with Forge Gun
Director- "Ok Caldari guy. We need you to fire all your shots at the wall to the left. Begin!"
Caldari Guy- "Wait! I thought I was supposed to be shooting an HAV? Why am I shooting at a wall?"
Director- "Don't worry about that. We've got all the numbers for the hit damage already calculated. Just fire at the wall."
Caldari Guy- "Oookay."
*First shot nothing happens. Second shot fires. Third shot nothing happens. Fourth shot fires. Fifth shot fires. Sixth shot nothing happens. Seventh shot fires*
Director- "Great. Thank you. Please move to Hangar Bay 1.8 for the next test."
Adjuster- "Conclusion?"
Director- "Forge Gun random firing mod is a go!"
HANGAR BAY 1.8
Playtest: HAV vs Forge Gun
Staff: Director, Adjuster
Testers: HAV Pilot in Rail Tank, Caldari Heavy with Forge Gun
Director- "Ok guys, as soon as the bell DINGS we need you to fire at each other. Caldari guy, we need you to stay still when firing."
Caldari Guy- "Wait a minute. What!?
*DING!! HAV fires, obliterating Caldari Guy*
Director- "Adjuster, we need to increase the Forge Gun charge time. That Caldari guy almost got a shot off on the HAV."
Adjuster- "Okey dokey!"
ROOM 1.8
Playtest: Scout Cloak vs Heavy
Staff: Director, Adjuster
Testers: Gallente Scout with shotgun, Minmatar Heavy with HMG
Director- "Ok guys when the bell DINGS, have at it!"
Minmatar Guy- "Shoot at who? There's no one here!"
*DING!! BLAM!! BLAM!! Gallente scout decloaked behind the Minmatar and shot twice, dropping the heavy*
Director- "Adjuster, we need to nerf the heavy's EHP. It took that scout two shots to drop that Minmatar guy."
Adjuster- "Okey Dokey!"
The End. |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:00:00 -
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"Testing"
The Snack That Smiles Back! "Swarmers"
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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Kain Spero
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:20:00 -
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This made me think of this: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/298/7/6/A_Message_from_the_Inquisition_by_The_Imperial_Guard.jpg
Owner of Spero Escrow Services
Follow @KainSpero for Dust and CPM news
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:24:00 -
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Would describe what actually happened but things... you'll see shortly enough.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked
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Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
130
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:24:00 -
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OMG! I can't believe someone else out there's has seen that comic. Anyone who's played 40K knows exactly what that means. Thanks for the trip down memory lane man. That was awesome! |
Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
130
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:27:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Would describe what actually happened but things... you'll see shortly enough.
I just wanted to create a little humor around CCP's Internal Playtesting decisions. Some of them are quite outrageous. |
RKKR
The Southern Legion
League of Infamy
845
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:32:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Would describe what actually happened but things... you'll see shortly enough.
We"ll see shortly that SOON we have to wait for a future DEV Blog about a new ROADMAP on which players can give feedback while CCP takes a holiday to have new you'll-see-shortly-bullshit.
I can't wait. |
Jake Diesel
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
133
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:35:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Would describe what actually happened but things... you'll see shortly enough.
I sense a disturbance in the force young padawan. |
NextDark Knight
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
316
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:48:00 -
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Devs release the damn forge gun statistics to show how it was so much more over powerful then a proto AR or HMG. Otherwise admit your showing preference to a select group of players!!!
Forge Changes needed Officer Splash 3.0, Proto 2.7 Advanced 2.5 Standard 2.1.
Original ROF needs to return!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
1255
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Posted - 2014.03.26 19:59:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Would describe what actually happened but things... you'll see shortly enough.
If I had a dime for every time CCP or CPM promised that things will improve "soon" I could retire, purchase the entire state of Florida, detach it from the U.S.A., and hire enough labor to paddle it around the world's oceans until I die.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Taeryn Frost
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
193
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Posted - 2014.03.26 20:13:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Would describe what actually happened but things... you'll see shortly enough. If I had a dime for every time CCP or CPM promised that things will improve "soon" I could retire, purchase the entire state of Florida, detach it from the U.S.A., and hire enough labor to paddle it around the world's oceans until I die.
To be fair, he never said things would improve. Might just be a change |
ResistanceGTA
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2014.03.26 20:17:00 -
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Taeryn Frost wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Would describe what actually happened but things... you'll see shortly enough. If I had a dime for every time CCP or CPM promised that things will improve "soon" I could retire, purchase the entire state of Florida, detach it from the U.S.A., and hire enough labor to paddle it around the world's oceans until I die. To be fair, he never said things would improve. Might just be a change
To be fair to both parties, I'm sure one dime would not break his plan.
xSivartx is my Heavy. There are many like him, but he is my own...
So, other Logi's back off, those are my Warpoints!
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