Attention all DUST514 Mercenaries. I am selling 150,000,000 in-game ISK that you can own. Any Merc knows that ISK is as valuable as it comes (next to aurumn), and you can become a DUST Millionaire (150 Millionaire at that) today.

Now I know all you Mercenaries who play DUST514 are probably wondering, "how on earth can I buy an intangible asset like ISK in a video game like DUST?"
Well fear not, for I have the solution. Now as any MERC knows CCP are a little more than heavy handed when it comes to people buying and selling in-game content, especially when those money grabbers are left out of the loop, so I would ask for no less than absolute secrecy if you are lucky enough to purchase this ISK.
* I need not remind you how fond CCP is of handing out account bans.

So let's get down to the nitty gritty ob how the deal will go down.

1. The 'buyer' messages me with their offer and if I like it I will accept it.
2. I will then 'advise' the buyer to create a DUST514 alt which must then contact another Dust514 alt of my choosing in-game. (these are the accounts through which the transaction will take place. *i.e ISK Transfer)
3. As an act of good faith, I will then send 25% of the ISK ahead of payment to the agreed upon account.
4. Upon confirmation that ISK has been received, I will expect the 'buyer' to confirm payment and pay the full price via eBay.
5. Once I have been notified that the payment has been placed, I will send a further 50% of the ISK.
6. Once payment has cleared, I will send the remaining 25% ISK.
7. Once the deal is done, the buyer will then need to confirm that they have received the goods and that the deal is done
(A positive review would be appreciated also)

I need not remind you what CCPs EULA and opinions of selling in-game items is, so once again SECRECY IS KEY. Once the deal is done, the alt on my end will be bio-massed and deleted, and will not be heard from again.

HOWEVER, given my position in a corporation that may or may not be involved in District locking, rest assured that this will not be a one time offer. So long as buyer/seller trust is maintained, I can provide the DUST514 community with an affordable and steady stream of ISK for $-úGé¼.

So please, feel free to message me asap as 1.8 is deploying soon and those NEW Caldari scout suits, cloaks and Proto Magsecs look very appealing and this ISK is burning a whole in my virtual wallet lol.

If anything, the rules of 25% - 50% - 25% leave a very easy pattern to search for. Players might transfer 150M ISK every once in a while, but how often do they really transfer 37M, then 75M, then 37M again?

The most upsetting part is that you know someone is going to buy it