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They knew each other for years, but even from the start, it was undeniable. Kujo had never seen a man a beautiful as Kane. His unrelenting vigor on the battlefield and in the meeting room secured him a firm place in KujoGÇÖs heart. Kane longed for his company, and fondled him whenever and wherever he could. It was the beginning of a PC match, and Molon Labe had no-showed once again. Kane and Kujo sat side by side, alone, gazing at the stars together. It was at this moment that their eyes finally locked together. They were lost in the unfathomable beauty of each other's eyes. Almost immediately their lips touched, and their tongues violently thrashed against each other's succulent faces. They looked and saw the abandoned Chinese restaurant, standard issue for all General Tso districts. The food was left on the tables as their forces evacuated earlier. They ran inside and began to play with their improvised toys. Kujo moaned in ecstasy as Kane caressed his chest with greasy noodles. The grease rubbed off on both of them, making their succulent bodies glisten in the light. Their lips were locked furiously while Kujo returned the favor, rubbing KaneGÇÖs throbbing manhood. As they took off their armor and clothing, their erect peacemakers stroked against one another, causing Kane and Kujo to moan in delight. Once nude, Kane gave Kujo a loving, but firm spank on his soft ass. Kujo, still covered in noodles, lunged at Kane, tackling him to the floor. Their chests rubbed together as their moist tongues played a fierce territorial war in each otherGÇÖs mouths. Kane gripped Kujo by his hair, making it clear that he would be the dominant party, and Kujo would be his loving, submissive slave. Kane grabbed a pan and proceeded to whack KujoGÇÖs ass furiously while Kujo sat there bent over. Kujo moaned with pure glee as the pan made contact with his ass time and time again, with increasing force upon each strike. Kane realized that his new slave needed greater punishment. he grabbed his favorite dragon dildo, and superglued it onto the back of the pan. Upon the swinging of the pan, the dragon dildo buried itself deep into KujoGÇÖs bleeding rectum. Kujo lost all control of his sphincter immediately, as Kane pushed and pulled the toy, causing unimaginable anal pleasure, as Kujo had no choice but to except this erect dragon dildo deep into his rectum. Kane decided that this was enough, and removed the pan after pulling for a few seconds. KujoGÇÖs ass spewed forth a stream of blood, fecal matter, and a third unknown fluid. Kane grabbed his hair as he inserted his throbbing, 8 inch ****, into KujoGÇÖs anal cavity. Kujo recoiled and grabbed the carpet in rectal satisfaction. He handed Kane a giant rib he found off the floor, it was perfect. Kane shoved the rib into his rectum as he violently pleasured Kujo. They both let forth screams of pleasure as they showed their ungodly love for each other. After a few rounds of *******, they went to the toy store. Like all Molon Labe districts, the toy store was composed almost entirely of sex toys. They took the nearest dildos and put them on the pelvises of service drones. The drones were set to pleasure mode, and began their mission. They simultaneously pounded the assholes of Kujo and his master, as they held hands and screamed in joy. Their sweat and soy sauce were the only forms of lube, which they would use as they took turns shoving their throbbing manhoods against each other. Suddenly, it was apparent that more needed to be done, they grabbed the biggest toy they could find, a 48 inch, double sided dragon dildo, and plunged it straight into their rectums. As they moved closer together, their anal cavities bled in pure pleasure as they ruptured their lower body organs with the might of their massive toy. Now hemorrhaging internally, the pair met lips once again, only this time, that too was not enough. Only the blood and fecal matter gushing from their rectums could curb their lustful appetite. Now vomiting and defecating a mixture of ***** and blood, the pair embraced each other, as they took turns sucking on the otherGÇÖs rock hard package. Kujo cried tears of joy, not believing the orgasmic joy he received from his dominatrix daddy, Kane. As they lay there in the bodily fluids they had spread all across the district, they knew the final act they had to perform. Kane took his nova knife and plunged it into KujoGÇÖs abdomen. He used it like a boxcutter, opening up Kujo from appendix to ribcage. He then filled his chest cavity with noodles, as he ejaculated into one of KujoGÇÖs exposed veins. Kujo vomited with joy and their lips met one final time. Bleeding out from lethal amounts of love making, Kujo gave one final look into KaneGÇÖs eyes. Near-death, he filled his mouth with KaneGÇÖs ****, biting upon orgasm to show his affection. Kane slit his own throat, and the two bled out clutching each other in their arms.


Upon respawning at the nearest CRU, Kujo gently grabbed KaneGÇÖs hand and whispered in his ear: GÇ£Lets merge our alliances.GÇ¥




HI, THIS IS HYNOX. IGÇÖD LIKE TO SAY A FEW THINGS.

I HAD HELP WRITING THIS, I WILL NOT SAY WHO HELPED.

KUJO AND KANE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, I WAS SIMPLY TELLING THE STORY OF TWO BEAUTIFUL LOVERS.

AE AND NF BOTH GAVE ME PERMISSION TO WRITE THIS (THATGÇÖS A ******* LIE)

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HIRE ME FOR WRITING SOMETHING ELSE, DONGÇÖT DO IT.




also I posted this as an alt, because ^^^^^^^^^

I'm glad you're on our side, buddy. :)

They knew each other for years, but even from the start, it was undeniable. Kujo had never seen a man a beautiful as Kane. His unrelenting vigor on the battlefield and in the meeting room secured him a firm place in KujoGÇÖs heart. Kane longed for his company, and fondled him whenever and wherever he could. It was the beginning of a PC match, and Molon Labe had no-showed once again. Kane and Kujo sat side by side, alone, gazing at the stars together. It was at this moment that their eyes finally locked together. They were lost in the unfathomable beauty of each other's eyes. Almost immediately their lips touched, and their tongues violently thrashed against each other's succulent faces. They looked and saw the abandoned Chinese restaurant, standard issue for all General Tso districts. The food was left on the tables as their forces evacuated earlier. They ran inside and began to play with their improvised toys. Kujo moaned in ecstasy as Kane caressed his chest with greasy noodles. The grease rubbed off on both of them, making their succulent bodies glisten in the light. Their lips were locked furiously while Kujo returned the favor, rubbing KaneGÇÖs throbbing manhood. As they took off their armor and clothing, their erect peacemakers stroked against one another, causing Kane and Kujo to moan in delight.

Once nude, Kane gave Kujo a loving, but firm spank on his soft ass. Kujo, still covered in noodles, lunged at Kane, tackling him to the floor. Their chests rubbed together as their moist tongues played a fierce territorial war in each otherGÇÖs mouths. Kane gripped Kujo by his hair, making it clear that he would be the dominant party, and Kujo would be his loving, submissive slave. Kane grabbed a pan and proceeded to whack KujoGÇÖs ass furiously while Kujo sat there bent over. Kujo moaned with pure glee as the pan made contact with his ass time and time again, with increasing force upon each strike. Kane realized that his new slave needed greater punishment.

He grabbed his favorite dragon dildo, and superglued it onto the back of the pan. Upon the swinging of the pan, the dragon dildo buried itself deep into KujoGÇÖs bleeding rectum. Kujo lost all control of his sphincter immediately, as Kane pushed and pulled the toy, causing unimaginable anal pleasure, as Kujo had no choice but to except this erect dragon dildo deep into his rectum. Kane decided that this was enough, and removed the pan after pulling for a few seconds. KujoGÇÖs ass spewed forth a stream of blood, fecal matter, and a third unknown fluid. Kane grabbed his hair as he inserted his throbbing, 8 inch ****, into KujoGÇÖs anal cavity. Kujo recoiled and grabbed the carpet in rectal satisfaction. He handed Kane a giant rib he found off the floor, it was perfect. Kane shoved the rib into his rectum as he violently pleasured Kujo. They both let forth screams of pleasure as they showed their ungodly love for each other. After a few rounds of *******, they went to the toy store.

Like all Molon Labe districts, the toy store was composed almost entirely of sex toys. They took the nearest dildos and put them on the pelvises of service drones. The drones were set to pleasure mode, and began their mission. They simultaneously pounded the assholes of Kujo and his master, as they held hands and screamed in joy. Their sweat and soy sauce were the only forms of lube, which they would use as they took turns shoving their throbbing manhoods against each other. Suddenly, it was apparent that more needed to be done, they grabbed the biggest toy they could find, a 48 inch, double sided dragon dildo, and plunged it straight into their rectums. As they moved closer together, their anal cavities bled in pure pleasure as they ruptured their lower body organs with the might of their massive toy. Now hemorrhaging internally, the pair met lips once again, only this time, that too was not enough. Only the blood and fecal matter gushing from their rectums could curb their lustful appetite. Now vomiting and defecating a mixture of ***** and blood, the pair embraced each other, as they took turns sucking on the otherGÇÖs rock hard package.

Kujo cried tears of joy, not believing the orgasmic joy he received from his dominatrix daddy, Kane. As they lay there in the bodily fluids they had spread all across the district, they knew the final act they had to perform. Kane took his nova knife and plunged it into KujoGÇÖs abdomen. He used it like a boxcutter, opening up Kujo from appendix to ribcage. He then filled his chest cavity with noodles, as he ejaculated into one of KujoGÇÖs exposed veins. Kujo vomited with joy and their lips met one final time. Bleeding out from lethal amounts of love making, Kujo gave one final look into KaneGÇÖs eyes. Near-death, he filled his mouth with KaneGÇÖs ****, biting upon orgasm to show his affection. Kane slit his own throat, and the two bled out clutching each other in their arms.


Upon respawning at the nearest CRU, Kujo gently grabbed KaneGÇÖs hand and whispered in his ear: GÇ£Lets merge our alliances.GÇ¥

HI, THIS IS HYNOX. IGÇÖD LIKE TO SAY A FEW THINGS.

I HAD HELP WRITING THIS, I WILL NOT SAY WHO HELPED.

KUJO AND KANE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, I WAS SIMPLY TELLING THE STORY OF TWO BEAUTIFUL LOVERS.

AE AND NF BOTH GAVE ME PERMISSION TO WRITE THIS (THATGÇÖS A ******* LIE)

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HIRE ME FOR WRITING SOMETHING ELSE, DONGÇÖT DO IT.

also I posted this as an alt, because ^^^^^^^^^

There. Now I can read it without my eyes bleeding.

I can't believe I kept reading that...you..need..help.

They knew each other for years, but even from the start, it was undeniable. Kujo had never seen a man a beautiful as Kane. His unrelenting vigor on the battlefield and in the meeting room secured him a firm place in KujoGÇÖs heart. Kane longed for his company, and fondled him whenever and wherever he could. It was the beginning of a PC match, and Molon Labe had no-showed once again. Kane and Kujo sat side by side, alone, gazing at the stars together. It was at this moment that their eyes finally locked together. They were lost in the unfathomable beauty of each other's eyes. Almost immediately their lips touched, and their tongues violently thrashed against each other's succulent faces. They looked and saw the abandoned Chinese restaurant, standard issue for all General Tso districts. The food was left on the tables as their forces evacuated earlier. They ran inside and began to play with their improvised toys. Kujo moaned in ecstasy as Kane caressed his chest with greasy noodles. The grease rubbed off on both of them, making their succulent bodies glisten in the light. Their lips were locked furiously while Kujo returned the favor, rubbing KaneGÇÖs throbbing manhood. As they took off their armor and clothing, their erect peacemakers stroked against one another, causing Kane and Kujo to moan in delight. Once nude, Kane gave Kujo a loving, but firm spank on his soft ass. Kujo, still covered in noodles, lunged at Kane, tackling him to the floor. Their chests rubbed together as their moist tongues played a fierce territorial war in each otherGÇÖs mouths. Kane gripped Kujo by his hair, making it clear that he would be the dominant party, and Kujo would be his loving, submissive slave. Kane grabbed a pan and proceeded to whack KujoGÇÖs ass furiously while Kujo sat there bent over. Kujo moaned with pure glee as the pan made contact with his ass time and time again, with increasing force upon each strike. Kane realized that his new slave needed greater punishment. he grabbed his favorite dragon dildo, and superglued it onto the back of the pan. Upon the swinging of the pan, the dragon dildo buried itself deep into KujoGÇÖs bleeding rectum. Kujo lost all control of his sphincter immediately, as Kane pushed and pulled the toy, causing unimaginable anal pleasure, as Kujo had no choice but to except this erect dragon dildo deep into his rectum. Kane decided that this was enough, and removed the pan after pulling for a few seconds. KujoGÇÖs ass spewed forth a stream of blood, fecal matter, and a third unknown fluid. Kane grabbed his hair as he inserted his throbbing, 8 inch ****, into KujoGÇÖs anal cavity. Kujo recoiled and grabbed the carpet in rectal satisfaction. He handed Kane a giant rib he found off the floor, it was perfect. Kane shoved the rib into his rectum as he violently pleasured Kujo. They both let forth screams of pleasure as they showed their ungodly love for each other. After a few rounds of *******, they went to the toy store. Like all Molon Labe districts, the toy store was composed almost entirely of sex toys. They took the nearest dildos and put them on the pelvises of service drones. The drones were set to pleasure mode, and began their mission. They simultaneously pounded the assholes of Kujo and his master, as they held hands and screamed in joy. Their sweat and soy sauce were the only forms of lube, which they would use as they took turns shoving their throbbing manhoods against each other. Suddenly, it was apparent that more needed to be done, they grabbed the biggest toy they could find, a 48 inch, double sided dragon dildo, and plunged it straight into their rectums. As they moved closer together, their anal cavities bled in pure pleasure as they ruptured their lower body organs with the might of their massive toy. Now hemorrhaging internally, the pair met lips once again, only this time, that too was not enough. Only the blood and fecal matter gushing from their rectums could curb their lustful appetite. Now vomiting and defecating a mixture of ***** and blood, the pair embraced each other, as they took turns sucking on the otherGÇÖs rock hard package. Kujo cried tears of joy, not believing the orgasmic joy he received from his dominatrix daddy, Kane. As they lay there in the bodily fluids they had spread all across the district, they knew the final act they had to perform. Kane took his nova knife and plunged it into KujoGÇÖs abdomen. He used it like a boxcutter, opening up Kujo from appendix to ribcage. He then filled his chest cavity with noodles, as he ejaculated into one of KujoGÇÖs exposed veins. Kujo vomited with joy and their lips met one final time. Bleeding out from lethal amounts of love making, Kujo gave one final look into KaneGÇÖs eyes. Near-death, he filled his mouth with KaneGÇÖs ****, biting upon orgasm to show his affection. Kane slit his own throat, and the two bled out clutching each other in their arms.


Upon respawning at the nearest CRU, Kujo gently grabbed KaneGÇÖs hand and whispered in his ear: GÇ£Lets merge our alliances.GÇ¥




HI, THIS IS HYNOX. IGÇÖD LIKE TO SAY A FEW THINGS.

I HAD HELP WRITING THIS, I WILL NOT SAY WHO HELPED.

KUJO AND KANE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, I WAS SIMPLY TELLING THE STORY OF TWO BEAUTIFUL LOVERS.

AE AND NF BOTH GAVE ME PERMISSION TO WRITE THIS (THATGÇÖS A ******* LIE)

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HIRE ME FOR WRITING SOMETHING ELSE, DONGÇÖT DO IT.




also I posted this as an alt, because ^^^^^^^^^

[quote=Averlix Kenlyn]They knew each other for years, but even from the start, it was undeniable. Kujo had never seen a man a beautiful as Kane. His unrelenting vigor on the battlefield and in the meeting room secured him a firm place in KujoGÇÖs heart. Kane longed for his company, and fondled him whenever and wherever he could. It was the beginning of a PC match, and Molon Labe had no-showed once again. Kane and Kujo sat side by side, alone, gazing at the stars together. It was at this moment that their eyes finally locked together. They were lost in the unfathomable beauty of each other's eyes. Almost immediately their lips touched, and their tongues violently thrashed against each other's succulent faces. They looked and saw the abandoned Chinese restaurant, standard issue for all General Tso districts. The food was left on the tables as their forces evacuated earlier. They ran inside and began to play with their improvised toys. Kujo moaned in ecstasy as Kane caressed his chest with greasy noodles. The grease rubbed off on both of them, making their succulent bodies glisten in the light. Their lips were locked furiously while Kujo returned the favor, rubbing KaneGÇÖs throbbing manhood. As they took off their armor and clothing, their erect peacemakers stroked against one another, causing Kane and Kujo to moan in delight. Once nude, Kane gave Kujo a loving, but firm spank on his soft ass. Kujo, still covered in noodles, lunged at Kane, tackling him to the floor. Their chests rubbed together as their moist tongues played a fierce territorial war in each otherGÇÖs mouths. Kane gripped Kujo by his hair, making it clear that he would be the dominant party, and Kujo would be his loving, submissive slave. Kane grabbed a pan and proceeded to whack KujoGÇÖs ass furiously while Kujo sat there bent over. Kujo moaned with pure glee as the pan made contact with his ass time and time again, with increasing force upon each strike. Kane realized that his new slave needed greater punishment. he grabbed his favorite dragon dildo, and superglued it onto the back of the pan. Upon the swinging of the pan, the dragon dildo buried itself deep into KujoGÇÖs bleeding rectum. Kujo lost all control of his sphincter immediately, as Kane pushed and pulled the toy, causing unimaginable anal pleasure, as Kujo had no choice but to except this erect dragon dildo deep into his rectum. Kane decided that this was enough, and removed the pan after pulling for a few seconds. KujoGÇÖs ass spewed forth a stream of blood, fecal matter, and a third unknown fluid. Kane grabbed his hair as he inserted his throbbing, 8 inch ****, into KujoGÇÖs anal cavity. Kujo recoiled and grabbed the carpet in rectal satisfaction. He handed Kane a giant rib he found off the floor, it was perfect. Kane shoved the rib into his rectum as he violently pleasured Kujo. They both let forth screams of pleasure as they showed their ungodly love for each other. After a few rounds of *******, they went to the toy store. Like all Molon Labe districts, the toy store was composed almost entirely of sex toys. They took the nearest dildos and put them on the pelvises of service drones. The drones were set to pleasure mode, and began their mission. They simultaneously pounded the assholes of Kujo and his master, as they held hands and screamed in joy. Their sweat and soy sauce were the only forms of lube, which they would use as they took turns shoving their throbbing manhoods against each other. Suddenly, it was apparent that more needed to be done, they grabbed the biggest toy they could find, a 48 inch, double sided dragon dildo, and plunged it straight into their rectums. As they moved closer together, their anal cavities bled in pure pleasure as they ruptured their lower body organs with the might of their massive toy. Now hemorrhaging internally, the pair met lips once again, only this time, that too was not enough. Only the blood and fecal matter gushing from their rectums could curb their lustful appetite. Now vomiting and defecating a mixture of ***** and blood, the pair embraced each other, as they took turns sucking on the otherGÇÖs rock hard package. Kujo cried tears of joy, not believing the orgasmic joy he received from his dominatrix daddy, Kane. As they lay there in the bodily fluids they had spread all across the district, they knew the final act they had to perform. Kane took his nova knife and plunged it into KujoGÇÖs abdomen. He used it like a boxcutter, opening up Kujo from appendix to ribcage. He then filled his chest cavity with noodles, as he ejaculated into one of KujoGÇÖs exposed veins. Kujo vomited with joy and their lips met one final time. Bleeding out from lethal amounts of love making, Kujo gave one final look into KaneGÇÖs eyes. Near-death, he filled his mouth with KaneGÇÖs ****, biting upon orgasm to show his affection. Kane slit his own throat, and the two bled out clutching each other in their arms.


Upon respawning at the nearest CRU, Kujo gently grabbed KaneGÇÖs hand and whispered in his ear: GÇ£Lets merge our alliances.GÇ¥




HI, THIS IS HYNOX. IGÇÖD LIKE TO SAY A FEW THINGS.

I HAD HELP WRITING THIS, I WILL NOT SAY WHO HELPED.

KUJO AND KANE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, I WAS SIMPLY TELLING THE STORY OF TWO BEAUTIFUL LOVERS.

AE AND NF BOTH GAVE ME PERMISSION TO WRITE THIS (THATGÇÖS A ******* LIE)

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HIRE ME FOR WRITING SOMETHING ELSE, DONGÇÖT DO IT.




also I posted this as an alt, because ^^^^^^^^^

Well.

Nobody's going to top that.

That was so hot!

(Sending a copy to Lionturtle)

" Upon the swinging of the pan, the dragon dildo buried itself deep into KujoGÇÖs bleeding rectum. Kujo lost all control of his sphincter immediately, as Kane pushed and pulled the toy, causing unimaginable anal pleasure, as Kujo had no choice but to except this erect dragon dildo deep into his rectum. "

^^^^^^^ Should be on a T-shirt and sold at Fanfest.

Alright, it's back to normal. I sent the URL to my mom by accident and had to delete the texts off her phone in secret.

Also I had a Walter White freakout.

That was hot. But when they respawned at the end, were they in uniform or not?

First Dust 514 erotic fanfic? History has been made.

Now excuse me while I fight down nausea...

First time for everything.

I am sorry, but if this is what people consider well written, I am very disappointed in education. I couldn't even read it all, not for the content, but for how poorly it was constructed. Spaces are nice, paragraphs should be used. Do not be so redundant, if you are going to take the time, take just a bit more and use a thesaurus.

There passions grew inside them as their eyes locked and they knew this was going to be hot, sexy sex. The same words over and over do nothing but dull the reader and causes them to be less excited to find out if one can really go balls deep.

I must say "A" for effort though. Not sure this is the fan fiction CCP ever envisioned, but it will make some people laugh, some people horny, and those like me, annoyed at your lack of vocabulary.

First time for everything.

Did you blush?

The gore part is a bit much, but I guess if you going to go all out ....

People have weird tastes when they're immortal.

I don't even... this thread...

Hynox, just remember that ten years from now, when this game's actually good, someone is going to remind you you wrote this. That might be the only true fitting punishment for your crime.

The first thing that soraya has ever said of any value. I briefly skimmed that wall and saw rectum + fecal matter. Nope.

Unfortunately any chance of me joining a Kujo or NF corp has now been significantly reduced.



*Ahem*