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Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 551	Posted - 2014.03.19 02:43:00 - [1] - Quote I read the patch notes six times, and not once did I see anything about dinosaurs being added to the game. How dare you not respond to our belligerent, incoherent, and ultimately irrational demands. I'm sorry to say that this crippling lack of dinosaurs and/or dinobots in 1.8 is a deal-breaker, I'm uninstalling this game from my PS3 forever, if anyone sees me playing this game in the future, it's actually a Fogwoggler spy, seeking to woo your hearts and minds with his charisma and mind control abilities. Overall, I have to give Dust 514, 3 stars out of 5, shameful display. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 551	Posted - 2014.03.19 02:47:00 - [2] - Quote I'm sorry, I was highly intoxicated whilst posting this, and was sexually assaulted shortly afterwards during my daily blindfolded cereal-eating routine. I will reinstall the game upon the introduction of lightsabers or a mod that reskins this game to look like Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. I must go now, my house is being assault by bears. If you would like to call me autistic in an email or some form of communication, create a smoke signal, or contact me here. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 558	Posted - 2014.03.19 02:50:00 - [3] - Quote Someones looking directly at me from outside my window, whilst covering bears in vaseline, I don't know why. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 564	Posted - 2014.03.19 03:07:00 - [4] - Quote Guys, your raving like imbeciles. Everyone knows velociraptors are 2 foot tall mutant chickens with no redeeming qualities. Deinonychuses are what you wanna be asking for. And lets not even talk about Utahraptors Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 577	Posted - 2014.03.19 03:28:00 - [5] - Quote Nows your chance to redeem the human race CCP, release the Caldari Triceratops, prove once and for all that they were indeed real. Do that, and this game will become the magnum opus of humanity, as a species. Wars everywhere will end instantaneously, and the big pearly gates of heaven will swing right the **** open. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 577	Posted - 2014.03.19 03:35:00 - [6] - Quote Mac Dac wrote: \|\| HE'S DRUNK! DRUNK ON THE SWEET, SUCCULENT NECTAR OF LIFE AND VICTORY. Or the grounded up Captain Crunch I've been inhaling. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 581	Posted - 2014.03.19 03:43:00 - [7] - Quote Bizar Wolf wrote: You silly lightweight Caldari. We use those for minor headaches. I drink the strongest liquors and lagers in New Eden to suppress the flames of war burning inside of me ever since the second Vietnam war. Only the joy of riding an armored triceratops can redeem me of my sins in a napalm baptism. I shall name my pet triceratops: "Commander Khe Sanh" Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 592	Posted - 2014.03.19 04:09:00 - [8] - Quote Your doing god's work here guys. We must spread the word of Dust dinosaurs to plebeians and neanderthals across the forums. I have a dream, that one day, mercenaries will walk hand in hand with dinosaurs, slaughtering all that lay before them. Such was the final dying will of Ghandi, Theodore Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, and Spock. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 639	Posted - 2014.03.19 11:21:00 - [9] - Quote CCP Blowout wrote: This one time this thing happened and I was also disappoint EDIT: It was dinosaur related It's okay, I'm fairly certain that most if not all of my life's greatest disappointments had something to do with dinosaurs. Like Velociraptors only being 2 feet tall :L Tallen Ellecon wrote: Hynox Xitio wrote: Shamefur Dispray Fixed that for you. Thank you, my son. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 639	Posted - 2014.03.19 14:30:00 - [10] - Quote CCP, I came up with a brilliant idea, you could hire Kiefer Sutherland to mocap the Pterodactyls, he'd be perfect, and we obviously need a legitimate counter for assault dropships. Unleash the Fogwoggler

Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 639	Posted - 2014.03.19 14:46:00 - [11] - Quote Lanius Pulvis wrote: Hynox Xitio wrote: I read the patch notes six times, and not once did I see anything about dinosaurs being added to the game. How dare you not respond to our belligerent, incoherent, and ultimately irrational demands. I'm sorry to say that this crippling lack of dinosaurs and/or dinobots in 1.8 is a deal-breaker, I'm uninstalling this game from my PS3 forever, if anyone sees me playing this game in the future, it's actually a Fogwoggler spy, seeking to woo your hearts and minds with his charisma and mind control abilities. Overall, I have to give Dust 514, 3 stars out of 5, shameful display. Pretty sure they're saving the reveal for fanfest. The real question though...how long will we have to wait for Dino-racial parity.... Caldari Triceratops, CCP needs to redeem the human race and show that they do exist. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 651	Posted - 2014.03.19 15:34:00 - [12] - Quote Ivan Avogadro wrote: can we AT LEAST change the artwork on all the Minmatar suits so it looks like they are wearing tiger pelts? I would enjoy Caldari nova spears for hunting and showing my egotistical drive for supremacy. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 659	Posted - 2014.03.19 17:55:00 - [13] - Quote Bradric Banewolf wrote: CCP Frame wrote: Sorry, but after a lot of playtesting sessions we encountered major issues with Pterodactyl balance :( War elephants may be a go though, right? Minmatar war elephants vs Amarr pterodactyls, fight now. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 660	Posted - 2014.03.19 18:14:00 - [14] - Quote Derpty Derp wrote: T-Rex still needs a buff, those arms are basically useless, severe design flaw... The person responsible should be fired. I don't know how CCP managed to screw up with the T-Rex so abysmally bad. How in the world is he supposed to see forward and pursue enemies when his eyes are located at the side of his head? And I'm supposed to believe that a carnivorous organism can even get that large? Haha, no. There's no way in hell a lizard that large could exist in today's low oxygen atmosphere whilst being carnivorous. Way to break my immersion, you charlatans, I suppose next time you'll tell me Santa isn't an obese magical being who breaks into my home once a year. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 681	Posted - 2014.03.19 19:44:00 - [15] - Quote RKKR wrote: Typical...DEV blogs are out and patch notes are released...DEVS go trolling the forum instead of answering serious questions. I know man, how dare they have fun. Who the **** do these people think they are, not obeying our every whim, and partaking in non-serious communist circle jerks, like this one. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 683	Posted - 2014.03.19 19:54:00 - [16] - Quote You know the world's ruined when people can't let other people talk about dinosaurs and/or war elephants. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 688	Posted - 2014.03.19 20:25:00 - [17] - Quote RKKR wrote: I'm sorry, if you want to have jokes and giggles then go make a forum at fantasy-land.com or something. Find me a recent feedback or DEV-blog thread where more serious questions are answered than DEV-replies in this thread. I won't even make the amount of different DEVs name a criteria. RKKR was never seen again, this post was submitted to the internet mere minutes before his disappearance. Authorities searched the area and and found nothing leading to evidence of foul play or vile intent. However, they did discover animal tracks in the ground around his house. Scientists confirmed that those were indeed triceratops footprints. An old VHS tape was found miles away with "RKKR" written on it's cover. This is that tape. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 689	Posted - 2014.03.19 20:32:00 - [18] - Quote bamboo x wrote: Figures the Devs don't reply to our Tanks514 threads, but they'll shoot the **** and make jokes with us. T_T This is serious business going on here. Dinosaurs are the natural evolution of modern vehicles. We're talking an extinction-level event for tanks of Dust. This is the future. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 698	Posted - 2014.03.19 22:05:00 - [19] - Quote Be'e Po wrote: Some time after the Permian/Triassic extinction event, some 250 million years ago. I appreciate your contributions to this thread. However, this is not the place for logic and/or rational thinking. We're here to demand that CCP bends over to our outlandish demands, just like the other 99% of this forum. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 714	Posted - 2014.03.20 00:50:00 - [20] - Quote IrishWebster wrote: Be'e Po wrote: ... Pluto needs to be a planet again! And 1.8 should rationalize all the dimensions in the new eden universe... And ban AFK mining... Of wait, wrong game. "I was big enough for your mom." -Pluto At least Pluto still exists, unlike our fallen triceratops brethren. sniff Unleash the Fogwoggler

Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 717	Posted - 2014.03.20 02:03:00 - [21] - Quote BAD FURRY wrote: I dont know bro sounds alot more funner then dust and with less game braking At fanfest, their going to be showing off their new build in action. There will be explosions and new maps everywhere, and suddenly at the end of the trailer, an armored triceratops will come charging down the main street in the middle of a firefight, with neon horns and lazer vision. The trailer ends as he unleashes a battle cry straight out of a Godzilla movie. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 732	Posted - 2014.03.20 11:20:00 - [22] - Quote Chesyre Armundsen wrote: I imagine the battlefield would look something like THIS Mmmm, lasers... drool That is amazing sir. Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 734	Posted - 2014.03.20 15:31:00 - [23] - Quote Chesyre Armundsen wrote: Royce Kronos wrote: CCP Saberwing wrote: My Orbital War Elephant Strike was considered too OP for 1.8. Sorry guys. How exactly does that work? Does an orbiting elephant fire charges through his or her trunk? Or is there a mother elephant that fires smaller elephants out of a modified elephant war barge? My actual question: Will we see elephants falling from the sky? ie "Man, my Elephant Strike just took out a tank." It should be psychic controlled, take 2 pilots and just be awesome! Wait are you suggesting Pacific Rim dinobots? Unleash the Fogwoggler
Hynox Xitio Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 740	Posted - 2014.03.21 01:33:00 - [24] - Quote On a more serious note though, mechs would be what they call the "cat's pajamas." Unleash the Fogwoggler

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