Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
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Posted - 2014.03.19 03:10:00 -
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Calling the Great Scouts of Dust 514
Ring Ring ... Ring Ring
Bojo: Allo?
Aisha: Hey, it's me, I'm calling to ask about the new neighbor, His name's Amarr and really I'd just like to what he's like really....
Bojo: Well, uh, I guess I know a lil. Ummmmm, well, when I bopped over to his place for the welcome party he showed everybody the digs. I guess he's pretty into weight lifting and protein shakes all that good ****. And yo, keep it on the down low, but I found a syringe in his bathroom.
Aisha: For Reals?
Bojo: Hell's yeah, I highly doubt he's a diabetic either. 10 bucks says he's doping.
Aisha: Really? Steroids? ..... You think, he could, hook me up?
Bojo:.......
Aisha:......
Bojo:......
Aisha: You still there?
Bojo: Yeah, Yeah I'm here.
Aisha: So ... no?
Bojo: Umm....find out for yourself. I'm not really, into that sort of stuff, you know?
Aisha: Uh-huh
Bojo: So anyways, yeah, there's that, but I also think he's rolling in the dough because he's got these fancy ass figurines and metallic artwork, must of cost a fortune.
Aisha: I can dig it
Bojo: Says the gold digger. Anyways that's the scoop on the new neighbor.
Aisha: Cool cool. I just needed a good scout's opinion, you know that's all.
Bojo: Wait a minute a "good" scout? The **** you calling me for? I'm a ******* drug runner don't be calling me up for scout advice man, I don't want to be, like, liable for my counsel you know
Aisha: No man I can dig it, you know I just wanted an outside opinion is all
Bojo: yeah but, you said, good scout, so the ways I figure it, you know, why wouldn't you call someone like Moody, or Fusion, or Mustard or Lightning I mean they live right down the block they were at the welcome party.
Aisha: Ok maybe I'll hit them up for a talk
Bojo: You probably should
Aisha: Ight cool
Bojo: Peace
Aisha: Yo hold up a minute
Bojo: Yeah?
Aisha:.....you think I could swing by at ummmm 3:30 pick up a dime sack?
Bojo:....
Aisha:.....
Bojo: Ok yeah sure thing
Aisha: Cool, bye.
68 inches above sea level...
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2014.03.19 23:23:00 -
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Calling the Great Scouts of Dust 514 II
Ring......Ring......Ring
ShottyGoBang: Huh?
Aisha: Hello, my name is Aisha, I live down the road and I was just wondering
ShottyGoBang: Not Interested.
*Click*
Aisha: Hello?
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Beep-beep-boop bup-beep-boop-boop
Ring........Ring........Ring
Moody: What?
Aisha: Hey it's me.
Moody:.....me who?
Aisha: Aisha
Moody: Ok
Aisha: I'm calling about the Amarr Scout
Moody: I don't have time for this
*click*
Bup-bup-boop Beep-boop-boop-boup
Ring ...... Ring ...... Ring
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I'm sorry, no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message when you hear the tone...........................boop
Aisha: Hey Mustard this is Aisha Ctarl I live down the road a bit. I'm calling about the new neighbor who moved in, his name is Amarr. I heard you were at the welcome party and I
*ting*
Aisha:.....*is some one there?*.................*footstep*.........*Aisha walks to the kitchen*.......*Hello?*..........*OH MY GOD NO!* *Schwing Schwing!*..........*Thud, Bump*.............*Sound of Mustard dragging Aisha's body from the kitchen*
*click*
2 days later
Ring.........Ring........Ring
J0LL3Y R0G3R: Hello? What's Up?
Aisha: Hey this is Aisha I live down the road
noob caveman: Who is this?
Aisha: ...... this is Aisha who is this?
J0LL3Y R0G3R: Get off the phone man I think it's for me
noob caveman: Ok
Aisha: Anyways I was calling to ask about the new neighbor, Amarr. I was just wondering if you knew anything about him.
J0LL3Y R0G3R: XD
Aisha:......
J0LL3Y R0G3R: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
*Click*
68 inches above sea level...
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