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TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
179
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:00:00 -
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This past few weeks i fall a lot of traps, the people i thought that is female was really a guy. So i want to ask, which one of you mercs is actually a real female player? Please help me, i can't take anymore of the TRAPS
P.S. i'm just curious
Sith Apprentice and Director of NAO
"Corp leaders boost corp members morale, morale is a key to victory"
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ChribbaX
Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control
Otherworld Empire Productions
1021
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:01:00 -
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And you think you won't get "trap" replies here...?
DUSTBoard
DUSTSearch
DUST Server Status
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Sana Rayya
WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL
Top Men.
1079
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:02:00 -
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Hahaha, was that me?
I use a female merc but I am a dude (sorry boys).
Or do you mean males who play female mercs and use the voice changer? Cuz that's a bit weird. |
The Infected One
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1080
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:03:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:This past few weeks i fall a lot of traps, the people i thought that is female was really a guy. So i want to ask, which one of you mercs is actually a real female player? Please help me, i can't take anymore of the TRAPS P.S. i'm just curious
*Starts "Sexting" with female avatar in chat channel* *Gets right into it* *About to finish* *hears a dudes voice on the headset*  AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!
Hahaha
I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?
--. . - + ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -..
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Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
1050
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:03:00 -
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aaaaand the New Eden Dating services shall begin 
YOU HAVE BEEN SCANNED!!!
sç+a¦át¢èa¦á)sç+
(pâÄa¦át¢èa¦á)pâÄs+íGö+GöüGö+
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GetShotUp
Arrogance.
347
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:04:00 -
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You looking to cyber ?
Someone has to be the bad guy
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1724
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:05:00 -
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You seem to be new to online gaming, or the Internet in general.
Here: I'll give you two special rules to live by during your Internet endeavors.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet. |
Vrain Matari
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
1816
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:33:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:This past few weeks i fall a lot of traps, the people i thought that is female was really a guy. So i want to ask, which one of you mercs is actually a real female player? Please help me, i can't take anymore of the TRAPS P.S. i'm just curious
Please be trolling.
I support SP rollover.
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Twelve Guage
Death Firm.
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
122
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:38:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:You seem to be new to online gaming, or the Internet in general.
Here: I'll give you two special rules to live by during your Internet endeavors.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
What he said there are no girls on the internet.
<--------- person right here are s not a girl.
Death Firm recruiter and sandwiches maker.
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Luk Manag
of Terror
TRE GAFFEL
342
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:42:00 -
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For whatever reason, CCP games are 99% sausage fest.
There will be bullets. ACR+SMG
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1730
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:43:00 -
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Twelve Guage wrote:Joel II X wrote:You seem to be new to online gaming, or the Internet in general.
Here: I'll give you two special rules to live by during your Internet endeavors.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet. What he said there are no girls on the internet. <--------- person right here is not a girl.
No exceptions. You are, indeed, a man. |
dent 308
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2561
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:44:00 -
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So, how exactly do you fall into these 'TRAPS', and what do you find there?
Hail Satan
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Twelve Guage
Death Firm.
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
122
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:47:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Twelve Guage wrote:Joel II X wrote:You seem to be new to online gaming, or the Internet in general.
Here: I'll give you two special rules to live by during your Internet endeavors.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet. What he said there are no girls on the internet. <--------- person right here is not a girl. No exceptions. You are, indeed, a man.
awww true story right here bro.
Death Firm recruiter and sandwiches maker.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2275
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:47:00 -
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He may have run into Youtubable. He's popped up on Dust 514 once or twice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ecc0uyOWiw
Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
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calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
2160
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:49:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:You seem to be new to online gaming, or the Internet in general.
Here: I'll give you two special rules to live by during your Internet endeavors.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
it's most definately not true, but for the love of god pretend it is and live by this creed -.- |
Reav Hannari
Red Rock Outriders
3253
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:50:00 -
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Visited thread expecting discussion of battlefield tactics but leaving wondering why people are hitting on the females in a combat game. Do you sit next to a sniper and say, "hey baby, can I get your digits?"
Adapt or Die // Republic Lance Commander // @ReesNoturana
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LAVALLOIS Nash
QcGOLD
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:51:00 -
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^ I agree with Reav; The bigger question you should be asking yourself is "why does it matter who is a girl and who is not?"
You arent here to **** people you are here to kill them. |
TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
180
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:49:00 -
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Hearing a girl voice or playing with them, gives me a morale boost to play this game and makes me want to protect the female players. Plus, playing a girl gamer really lightens my day. Don't get the wrong idea guys...
Sometimes u just need a female touch...
Sith Apprentice and Director of NAO
"Corp leaders boost corp members morale, morale is a key to victory"
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ThePrinceOfNigeria
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
361
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:56:00 -
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Luk Manag wrote:For whatever reason, CCP games are 99% sausage fest.
Well it could have something to do with the atmosphere of these games in particular... just sayin' that people are dickheads. |
NextDark Knight
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
294
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Posted - 2014.03.17 19:04:00 -
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You can tell a merc is female by the red background... Why the female gets so much red is another question.
Forge Changes needed Officer Splash 3.0, Proto 2.7 Advanced 2.5 Standard 2.1.
Original ROF needs to return!
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Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
1348
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Posted - 2014.03.17 19:05:00 -
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why cant people learn
NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
or in laymans terms, if your treating someone differently on the off chance they have a vagina, your doing it wrong.
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Broonfondle Majikthies
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
951
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Posted - 2014.03.17 19:09:00 -
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I'm a lesbian
"...where Bylothgar the Ill-postured was made King of the People With No Name But Decent Footwear"
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
3523
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Posted - 2014.03.17 19:10:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:This past few weeks i fall a lot of traps, the people i thought that is female was really a guy. So i want to ask, which one of you mercs is actually a real female player? Please help me, i can't take anymore of the TRAPS P.S. i'm just curious
Is "trap" a euphemism for "I didn't know it was a dude until we got naked".
No.
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Aisha Ctarl
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
4004
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Posted - 2014.03.17 19:13:00 -
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<---- Is a kitty girl, everyone knows this....sheesh.
I could list the ways how we Amarr are better than you, but your lesser mind wouldn't comprehend it.
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Onesimus Tarsus
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1610
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Posted - 2014.03.17 19:32:00 -
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OP...
keyboard or controller?
Unless you're just addicted to wetsuit paperdolls...
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CHECHOWOMAN X
EDEN HISPANO XXX
Zero-Day
71
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Posted - 2014.03.17 20:19:00 -
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You would come with me ...  I've been bad surprise tie hanging, lol
" EDEN HISPANO XXX "recluta ! ceo CHECHOMAN 2, pero no a cualquiera, acabas de empezar y necesitas ayuda Aqui nos tienes
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
515
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Posted - 2014.03.17 20:44:00 -
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I bet Darthma94 is referring to Zatara or Aisha Ctarl.
Unleash the Fogwoggler
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1738
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Posted - 2014.03.17 22:45:00 -
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calisk galern wrote:Joel II X wrote:You seem to be new to online gaming, or the Internet in general.
Here: I'll give you two special rules to live by during your Internet endeavors.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet. it's most definately not true, but for the love of god pretend it is and live by this creed -.-
Lol I know. I've played with a few women. It's just a joke. However, everyone is a man until proven otherwise. That's the rule I live by on the Internet. In real life, it is easier, but not always 100% sure. |
Zirzo Valcyn
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
232
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:13:00 -
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female alt = free isk
u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
forum warrior .189
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One Eyed King
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
647
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:20:00 -
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Hmmm, a new kind of OPness issue...
Looking for the scout hangout?
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Nomzi
15
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:36:00 -
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I've only come across a handful or two of verifiable females in this game, and most of us don't feel like we're entitled to special treatment lol. Just, ya know... build a shrine, bask in our glow, worship us ;P Seriously, whoever expects that is probably deprived of attention and seeks value in an environment where she, or he, is sure to get it: in the jungle of abundant horndogs. All jokes aside, I love this community, gender confusion and all <3 |
Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
1832
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:40:00 -
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I am totally a female and it will cost you 9.99 for the first minute and 1.99 for each additional minute.
Prices quoted are in US currency.
Arzadu Akbar Motherfuckers!!!!
Closed Beta Bittervet Bomber
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pyramidhead 420
Carbon 7
CRONOS.
370
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:47:00 -
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Alaika Arbosa wrote:I am totally a female and it will cost you 9.99 for the first minute and 1.99 for each additional minute.
Prices quoted are in US currency.
you're talking about marriage, right? |
RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
231
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:47:00 -
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My squad mates be them lady or gentlemen, get the same amount of sexual harassment.
We can pickle that.
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Dheez
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
84
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:50:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:Hearing a girl voice or playing with them, gives me a morale boost to play this game and makes me want to protect the female players. Plus, playing a girl gamer really lightens my day. Don't get the wrong idea guys... Sometimes u just need a female touch...
Looking 4 hookups in a shooting game will only make you look creepy.
Personaly, even if she wearing a curvy scout suit, the moment she turns towards me with an NK in her hand or even rolling pin. I'll shoot her down.
but, hey whatever blows up your plates, it's your call. ya wanna get neutered, be my guest. |
sly Bandit
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
49
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:51:00 -
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Dheez wrote:TheDarthMa94 wrote:Hearing a girl voice or playing with them, gives me a morale boost to play this game and makes me want to protect the female players. Plus, playing a girl gamer really lightens my day. Don't get the wrong idea guys... Sometimes u just need a female touch... Looking 4 hookups in a shooting game will only make you look creepy. Personaly, even if she wearing a curvy scout suit, the moment she turns towards me with an NK in her hand or even rolling pin. I'll shoot her down. but, hey whatever blows up your plates, it's your call. ya wanna get neutered, be my guest.
there's a special place in hell for people who replace words with numbers.
Live with dignity, Die kicking and screaming.
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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
1835
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:55:00 -
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sly Bandit wrote:Dheez wrote:TheDarthMa94 wrote:Hearing a girl voice or playing with them, gives me a morale boost to play this game and makes me want to protect the female players. Plus, playing a girl gamer really lightens my day. Don't get the wrong idea guys... Sometimes u just need a female touch... Looking 4 hookups in a shooting game will only make you look creepy. Personaly, even if she wearing a curvy scout suit, the moment she turns towards me with an NK in her hand or even rolling pin. I'll shoot her down. but, hey whatever blows up your plates, it's your call. ya wanna get neutered, be my guest. there's a special place in hell for people who replace words with numbers.
Yes, there is.
It is the same place as where all of the "texting shorthand is an acceptable substitute for written english" people go.
Arzadu Akbar Motherfuckers!!!!
Closed Beta Bittervet Bomber
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
529
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:55:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:This past few weeks i fall a lot of traps, the people i thought that is female was really a guy. So i want to ask, which one of you mercs is actually a real female player? Please help me, i can't take anymore of the TRAPS P.S. i'm just curious
ITS A TRAP!
Closed beta vet
Logi,
Heavy,
Python,
Scout.
Dark souls 2 new game plus.
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
531
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:29:00 -
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Broonfondle Majikthies wrote:I'm a lesbian
The bible aint say nothing bout that.
Closed beta vet
Logi,
Heavy,
Python,
Scout.
Dark souls 2 new game plus.
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1567
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:29:00 -
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Does it really matter? It's not gay if it's in a three way.
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
34
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Posted - 2014.03.18 04:09:00 -
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Funny you should bring this up, I have a guy friend who masquerades as a chick over the voice comms on dust and CoD just to troll guys. We really need to start recording this crap for youtube.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
43
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Posted - 2014.03.18 04:35:00 -
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OH HO HO.
I thought female dropsuits had less hitpoints. Guess I was wrong.
Then again, the last guy alt I had...ugh he looked like a hulking mess. Gals are more aesthetically looking.  |
Beld Errmon
Nyain Chan
1436
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Posted - 2014.03.18 04:43:00 -
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Girl = Guy in real life.
it surprises me that girls don't get voice changers to sound like guys, considering the slobbering neckbeards that start to mouth breathe through the mic at them in every online game. |
DJINN B4lock
Ancient Textiles.
367
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:33:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Funny you should bring this up, I have a guy friend who masquerades as a chick over the voice comms on dust and CoD just to troll guys. We really need to start recording this crap for youtube.
This guy?
[Link]
DJINN B4lock, CEO Ancient Textiles. The premium emporium of fine fabrics from the dusty Orient.
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Faquira Bleuetta
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
298
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Posted - 2014.03.18 06:17:00 -
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the fuk
(n+ëGèÖGÇ+GèÖ)n+ën+PpÇÄG£º~TEARS~G£ºpÇÅ 1.8 Laser rifle buff faq will be back to melt all ur sorry ass the good ol chromosomes days.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
35
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Posted - 2014.03.18 06:22:00 -
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DJINN B4lock wrote:Jillic wrote:Funny you should bring this up, I have a guy friend who masquerades as a chick over the voice comms on dust and CoD just to troll guys. We really need to start recording this crap for youtube. This guy? [Link]
No, not him. Someone else. Does pretty much the same thing though.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Yan Darn
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
355
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Posted - 2014.03.18 08:16:00 -
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LAVALLOIS Nash wrote:^ I agree with Reav; The bigger question you should be asking yourself is "why does it matter who is a girl and who is not?"
You arent here to **** people you are here to kill them.
I'd argue humans have a great talent for both.
However, DUST only rewards one of those thing with WP, so I agree with your general sentiment.
The Ghost of Bravo
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TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
180
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Posted - 2014.03.18 08:30:00 -
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Ok guys whatever, this topic is over. FYI i don't mean to offend the community about this and i'm sorry if i offend the players. I just thought u guys can humor me thats all. o7
Sith Apprentice and Director of NAO
"Corp leaders boost corp members morale, morale is a key to victory"
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