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Kenpachi = The one who has slain the most enemies with his blade and won the most battles. It is a title given to the strongest death god in each generation.
In literal term, it means 'Eight Swords'.
Horizen coz i can

Spongebob.

I foolishly biomassed my first 3 chars that had clever names b/c I wasted SP... and then ran out of ideas. Pulled this one out of my behind.
True story.

I thought it was because I nova knifed you.... my nova knife is nicknamed demonsbane from final fantasy.
I thought you were named after me :(

Sam Tektzby

Its quite difficult, it something like what i felt and what i still feel.
Like beign what litlle bit suffered by asperger syndrom i made this nick like something what finalizes me.

Sam is not from name Samuel, but its unificated version of czech word "s+ím", meaning "alone".
Tektzby is acronym from three czech words in sentence "Ten kter++ zbyl", whats mean "the one who left".

Together that is "Ten kter++ zbyl s+ím", whats mean the "one who was left alone".

I just basicaly unificated one word and cut the words in sentence on acronym.

S+ím - Sam
+
Ten kter++ zbyl
=
Sam Tektzby

Wow. Story of my life. This PARKOUR PRACTIONER by the way. Since I don't talk much I get left alone a lot. Or get forced into new situations to get me to 'branch out' whatever that means. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn't.

Thats meant you are Tekzby too

Outlaw Star.

Aisha Clan Clan, the sexiest cat girl of all time.