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The dark cloud
The Rainbow Effect
Negative-Feedback
2367
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Posted - 2014.03.10 17:00:00 -
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Ever wanted to get rid of belueberrys in your dropship? Think no more i have invented the "blueberry toaster"! All you have to do is to find one of those turbine looking things that emit fire on top. Land with your dropship on top of that and then just wait a sec till you see blueberrys getting toasted to death. The pilot wont die cause he is protected in the cockpit while the passangers take damage from the fire. Your dropship will aswell survive just fine cause the shields keep recharging during that time. Now go out there and toast some blueberrys 
I shall show you a world, a world which you cant imagine, a world full off butthurt n00bs at the other end of my gun
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LT Dans Legs
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
293
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Posted - 2014.03.10 17:19:00 -
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Yes, because killing your own team is fun. Just like Call of Booty. |
Sole Fenychs
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
233
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Posted - 2014.03.10 17:20:00 -
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This is beautiful and belongs into every Dropship guide.
It's not like making people afraid of getting in as a passenger lowers the non-existent amount of people to utilize dropships significantly, anyway. |
Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
1234
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Posted - 2014.03.10 17:24:00 -
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i only use this when there are people who are determined to AFK inside my ship.
if i land at an empty base in my python with no side guns and you dont get out and hack it.... im roasting you. |
Dauth Jenkins
Ultramarine Corp
199
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Posted - 2014.03.10 17:29:00 -
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Yea, People AFKing in my dropships are a real problem, because I need those seats for newly spawned troops and for transport a transporting them
Sees prototompers...
Sees blueberries start to snipe...
Pulls out commando suit with laser rifle and swarm launcher...
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
5575
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Posted - 2014.03.10 17:46:00 -
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AV > HAV > INF > AV | Not: HAV > AV GëÑ INF
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
-HAND
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1512
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Posted - 2014.03.10 18:18:00 -
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Hmm, we need a new name for this. Kind of like jihad jeep.
POPSHIP!
Get it? Poptart. Toaster pastry. Haha.
I called it first. I own it! TM.
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
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Heimdallr69
Heaven's Lost Property
1804
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Posted - 2014.03.10 18:19:00 -
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LT Dans Legs wrote:Yes, because killing your own team is fun. Just like Call of Booty.
Do you remember the team killing lav's? Now that was fun
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CRNWLLC
Screwy Rabbit ULC
85
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Posted - 2014.03.10 18:32:00 -
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LT Dans Legs wrote:Yes, because killing your own team is fun. Just like Call of Booty.
I hear ya, but the OP has a pretty specific case in mind when he employs this tactic. AFK blues in a dropship are the worst kind of ballast.
My other dropsuit is a Python.
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Vrain Matari
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
1761
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Posted - 2014.03.10 18:38:00 -
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A thing of beauty, Dark Cloud. Toast away =)
I support SP rollover.
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Snagman 313
Carbon 7
CRONOS.
351
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Posted - 2014.03.10 18:40:00 -
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I'll bring the Marshmallows you bring the Blueberries!!!
Closed Beta AV veteran
I drink because I play Dust
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
12085
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Posted - 2014.03.10 18:45:00 -
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The dark cloud wrote:Ever wanted to get rid of belueberrys in your dropship? Think no more i have invented the "blueberry toaster"! All you have to do is to find one of those turbine looking things that emit fire on top. Land with your dropship on top of that and then just wait a sec till you see blueberrys getting toasted to death. The pilot wont die cause he is protected in the cockpit while the passangers take damage from the fire. Your dropship will aswell survive just fine cause the shields keep recharging during that time. Now go out there and toast some blueberrys
YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!
Videos / Fiction
Closed Beta Vet; Incubus Pilot
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Vag Eye Lenol
Council of Planetary Management
51
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Posted - 2014.03.10 19:14:00 -
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Still think there should be an eject button. kinda sad that we have to resort to having "blueberry droptarts" TM. :P |
Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK
General Tso's Alliance
370
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Posted - 2014.03.10 19:20:00 -
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Heimdallr69 wrote:LT Dans Legs wrote:Yes, because killing your own team is fun. Just like Call of Booty. Do you remember the team killing lav's? Now that was fun
First day of open beta I splatt'ed so many LAVs filled with COD players into walls it was glorious!
I do enjoy this operation marshmallow, Have you acquired rage mail from it yet?
CEO of SAM-MIK...sometimes. (shhh don't tell anyone, they'll start asking questions)
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Heimdallr69
Heaven's Lost Property
1808
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Posted - 2014.03.10 19:28:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Heimdallr69 wrote:LT Dans Legs wrote:Yes, because killing your own team is fun. Just like Call of Booty. Do you remember the team killing lav's? Now that was fun First day of open beta I splatt'ed so many LAVs filled with COD players into walls it was glorious! I do enjoy this operation marshmallow, Have you acquired rage mail from it yet?
I think it was Zitro who taught me I was running to a point and he's all "look what I found" he switched seats and killed my officer gear..Lolz it was so messed up yet funny. Just the way he said it before it happened too.  no way I could have gotten angry.
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Proto Annihilator
Fraternity of St. Venefice
Amarr Empire
54
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Posted - 2014.03.10 19:30:00 -
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Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:Hmm, we need a new name for this. Kind of like jihad jeep.
POPSHIP!
Get it? Poptart. Toaster pastry. Haha.
I called it first. I own it! TM.
blueberry pop tart, you under acheiver. |
Proto Annihilator
Fraternity of St. Venefice
Amarr Empire
54
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Posted - 2014.03.10 19:31:00 -
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I like "hot seat" |
TechMechMeds
SWAMPERIUM
2833
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Posted - 2014.03.10 20:13:00 -
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I don't condone this kind of sht but I pictured in my mind a row of drop ships queuing up to toast blues.
Level 2 forum warrior.
Dust on the ps4 asap please
I sold my family to the Amarr for isk, its a valid tactic
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
12087
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Posted - 2014.03.10 20:19:00 -
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You should fit an MCRU and just park on top of one
Videos / Fiction
Closed Beta Vet; Incubus Pilot
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lithkul devant
Legions of Infinite Dominion
Zero-Day
153
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Posted - 2014.03.10 20:31:00 -
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The dark cloud wrote:Ever wanted to get rid of belueberrys in your dropship? Think no more i have invented the "blueberry toaster"! All you have to do is to find one of those turbine looking things that emit fire on top. Land with your dropship on top of that and then just wait a sec till you see blueberrys getting toasted to death. The pilot wont die cause he is protected in the cockpit while the passangers take damage from the fire. Your dropship will aswell survive just fine cause the shields keep recharging during that time. Now go out there and toast some blueberrys
....The only problem I can see this causing is dropship pilots on both teams pushing at each other to get space on the toaster....maybe all the maps need to have 2-3 toasters in convenient locations just to keep up with demand....Fried blueberry and Strawberries....with some chocolate drizzled on top with a caramel coating....*drools*...time to go make yummy snacks now.... |
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Everything Dies
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
583
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Posted - 2014.03.10 20:33:00 -
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*makes a mental note to have REs equipped should I ever see the dark cloud piloting a dropship and looking for passengers*
"Trust and you'll be trusted," says the liar to the fool.
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axu jen
The Phoenix Federation
26
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Posted - 2014.03.10 21:14:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:You should fit an MCRU and just park on top of one
All i can think of right now is **** you!
lol |
MrShooter01
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
553
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Posted - 2014.03.10 21:27:00 -
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Hey OP |
Rinzler XVII
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
297
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Posted - 2014.03.10 21:33:00 -
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Vag Eye Lenol wrote:Still think there should be an eject button. kinda sad that we have to resort to having "blueberry droptarts" TM. :P
An advantage to having eject is having the chance to save your team.
You know an eject button would be abused
I for one would struggle with the urge to fly into the enemy redline and eject blueberrys out of my dropship to their doom .. I mean seriously .. who wouldn't ?
I Fight for the User
It's a shame that my user sucks at DUST
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MrShooter01
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
554
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Posted - 2014.03.10 22:25:00 -
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Rinzler XVII wrote:Vag Eye Lenol wrote:Still think there should be an eject button. kinda sad that we have to resort to having "blueberry droptarts" TM. :P
An advantage to having eject is having the chance to save your team. You know an eject button would be abused I for one would struggle with the urge to fly into the enemy redline and eject blueberrys out of my dropship to their doom .. I mean seriously .. who wouldn't ?
Well, if we don't have an easy way to get randoms out of our dropship we start getting creative like OP...
If I had an eject button (single tap to drop passengers, double tap to kick gunners) I'd be much more excited about being able to precisely drop a squad of angry blueberries right on top of an objective than being a **** and launching people into a redline. Probably. Most of the time.
You know, probably a big factor in this is how crappy the view is for a passenger. I've ridden passenger in a dropship before - you can't see ****. Your view is mostly blocked by the interior of the dropship, locked into place, your only hope of having any idea of where you are is if the minimap shows an objective marker. Even if you drop then its hard to tell if you're going to get launched out and, say, overshoot the objective inside the gallente comms facility and land outside the outpost wall.
Maybe a good compromise would be a "drop" warning, the pilot can press a button that makes a light flash in the cabin, a recorded voice and text notification in the center of the screen going "JUMP OUT"
...and then if a passenger ignores it 3 times in a row we get to launch them into the redline |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
3395
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Posted - 2014.03.10 22:43:00 -
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Cloud I could kiss you. This is brilliant.
No.
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Happy Violentime
OMFGZOMBIESRUN
251
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Posted - 2014.03.10 22:47:00 -
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Dark Cloud for CPM1!!!!!!! |
TEXA5 HiTM4N
ROGUE SPADES
456
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Posted - 2014.03.10 22:57:00 -
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that may get me jump on. i hope it works.
Everything I say or do has the utmost importance.
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Medical Crash
CLONES AGAINST HUMANITY
223
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Posted - 2014.03.10 23:01:00 -
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Heimdallr69 wrote:LT Dans Legs wrote:Yes, because killing your own team is fun. Just like Call of Booty. Do you remember the team killing lav's? Now that was fun
ah.....the good ol days. I miss the 90's -I MEAN- I miss old Dust. |
Patrick57
5962
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Posted - 2014.03.10 23:01:00 -
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The dark cloud wrote:Ever wanted to get rid of belueberrys in your dropship? Think no more i have invented the "blueberry toaster"! All you have to do is to find one of those turbine looking things that emit fire on top. Land with your dropship on top of that and then just wait a sec till you see blueberrys getting toasted to death. The pilot wont die cause he is protected in the cockpit while the passangers take damage from the fire. Your dropship will aswell survive just fine cause the shields keep recharging during that time. Now go out there and toast some blueberrys
That's actually a good idea.
I'll be using this very often.
I think I'm a forum warrior level 5 :D
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