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The Headless Horseman
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
40
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Posted - 2014.03.09 21:15:00 -
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If you feed them, they will go away. I have been spamming free lav's all day and it has been so much fun. Not only do I keep my team from spawning tanks, it makes the noobs think they are stealing someone ride. The tanks run out of ammo and have to resupply.
It is so funny to call one in and watch them try to get in for 15 seconds. Jumping around like rabbits. LMAO
If you are tired of the tank spam, feed them free lav's. They will chase the ROV every time.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
669
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Posted - 2014.03.09 21:20:00 -
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The Headless Horseman wrote:If you feed them, they will go away. I have been spamming free lav's all day and it has been so much fun. Not only do I keep my team from spawning tanks, it makes the noobs think they are stealing someone ride. The tanks run out of ammo and have to resupply.
It is so funny to call one in and watch them try to get in for 15 seconds. Jumping around like rabbits. LMAO
If you are tired of the tank spam, feed them free lav's. They will chase the ROV every time.
"Free LAVs" are a Blueprint that cost $50...
If you can read this, it means you are reading.
Unless you are skimming
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
8048
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Posted - 2014.03.09 21:29:00 -
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All we want is a snack.....and you people don't realise you are already food.
" ..- -.- --. I wish I remembered morse code so I wasn't typing random letters"
- Malleus Malificorum
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Llast 326
An Arkhos
2301
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Posted - 2014.03.09 21:31:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:All we want is a snack.....and you people don't realise you are already food.
<----- Causes indigestion
Perhaps it's all the REs 
KRRROOOOOOM
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ROMULUS H3X
research lab
78
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Posted - 2014.03.09 21:46:00 -
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Hahahhaha, I have used '"free lavs" to bait noob tankers out of the redline so many times
FORGE/FLAYLOCK/FISTS--NUFF SED
YOU SHALL NOT CATCH ME FOR I AM THE GINGERBREAD FATMAN
-Romulus H3X
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The Headless Horseman
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
44
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Posted - 2014.03.12 02:19:00 -
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:The Headless Horseman wrote:If you feed them, they will go away. I have been spamming free lav's all day and it has been so much fun. Not only do I keep my team from spawning tanks, it makes the noobs think they are stealing someone ride. The tanks run out of ammo and have to resupply.
It is so funny to call one in and watch them try to get in for 15 seconds. Jumping around like rabbits. LMAO
If you are tired of the tank spam, feed them free lav's. They will chase the ROV every time. "Free LAVs" are a Blueprint that cost $50...
I got my BPO lav's for FREE. All 10 of em. Should do your homework.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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8213
BIG BAD W0LVES
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
1709
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Posted - 2014.03.12 02:24:00 -
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Tanker logic:
"Eat a d*ck you stupid infantry f*gs! Taste the hot plasma spewing from my blaster cannon! Die you mother f*ckin- WHAT WAS THAT? A Turret... 100 free WP, excuse me Mr. Railgun tank shooting me, I have to destroy this turret before you pop me."
It reminds me of that movie where the dogs talk and go "SQUIRREL!" mid-sentence.
I ain't got time for dat sht!*
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Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
577
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Posted - 2014.03.12 02:27:00 -
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The Headless Horseman wrote:Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:The Headless Horseman wrote:If you feed them, they will go away. I have been spamming free lav's all day and it has been so much fun. Not only do I keep my team from spawning tanks, it makes the noobs think they are stealing someone ride. The tanks run out of ammo and have to resupply.
It is so funny to call one in and watch them try to get in for 15 seconds. Jumping around like rabbits. LMAO
If you are tired of the tank spam, feed them free lav's. They will chase the ROV every time. "Free LAVs" are a Blueprint that cost $50... I got my BPO lav's for FREE. All 10 of em. Should do your homework.
You should be careful up on that high horse. It's gonna be a long fall when someone knocks you off it. I'll let someone else do the honors.
Switzerland is small and neutral. We're more like Germany. Ambitious and misunderstood.
Futurama
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Disturbingly Bored
Forum Warfare
2009
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Posted - 2014.03.12 03:14:00 -
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8213 wrote:It reminds me of that movie where the dogs talk and go "SQUIRREL!" mid-sentence.
You know what else is funny?
If you shoot your infantry weapon at a blaster tank, they will ALWAYS try to turn and kill you. Without fail. If you could read their thoughts, they'd be saying:
"HAHAHA stupid infantry! You can't harm me with your puny peashooter! I will now devote 100% of my attention to murdering you with my pwnwagon to teach you a lesson!"
...nevermind that by focusing on me, an RE Scout has now snuck up their tailpipe and planted a surprise.
Works like a charm.
I used to own the FAT GAT until this --> [ASCII Art removed - draconian forum overlord CCP Logibro]
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boba's fetta
Dead Man's Game
367
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Posted - 2014.03.12 03:37:00 -
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my tank has an eating disorder it wont stop till it dies i suggest a breach enema
my name is boba and im a hoarder. although this isnt by choice. no player market =(
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Martyr Saboteur
Amarrtyrs
244
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Posted - 2014.03.12 03:49:00 -
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Disturbingly Bored wrote:8213 wrote:It reminds me of that movie where the dogs talk and go "SQUIRREL!" mid-sentence. You know what else is funny? If you shoot your infantry weapon at a blaster tank, they will ALWAYS try to turn and kill you. Without fail. If you could read their thoughts, they'd be saying: "HAHAHA stupid infantry! You can't harm me with your puny peashooter! I will now devote 100% of my attention to murdering you with my pwnwagon to teach you a lesson!" ...nevermind that by focusing on me, an RE Scout has now snuck up their tailpipe and planted a surprise. Works like a charm.
Laser Rifles excel at this. Even with people not in tanks.
"Oh! A Laser Rifle user! Free kill!"
Little do they know that I'm pretty damn good with a ScP, and will gun them down without mercy once they close the distance.
Totally not Fizzer94's forum alt. Definitely just a random dude.
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
29
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Posted - 2014.03.12 03:53:00 -
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Brilliant tactic: Spawn a free/militia LAV near a tank. It fires at the free WP. Rush w/ a scout fit to plant RE's over its tailpipe. Then flux, then BOOM!
Problem is not enough have free LAV's like I do. |
Mike Ox Bigger
Skill Shots
172
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Posted - 2014.03.12 04:05:00 -
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You guys need to quit giving away little tricks, the tankers are gonna catch on! |
Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
29
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Posted - 2014.03.12 05:16:00 -
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Mike Ox Bigger wrote:You guys need to quit giving away little tricks, the tankers are gonna catch on!
Last time I checked they had pea-sized brains. Hugely disproportionate to the size of their war machines.  |
Julius Vindice
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
337
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Posted - 2014.03.12 05:25:00 -
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I got a JLAV boot to send up their parasitic tailpipe, 54,000 damage RE death trap! BWAHAHAHAHA
Julius Vindice... "Chase knowledge, not passion".
I may suck at things but at least I can make people mad.
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