Derrith Erador
Kameira Lodge
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Posted - 2014.03.09 03:06:00 -
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I would first like to say that this is officially the 2400th thread in these hallowed halls, but anyway on to the chronicles of my life as a lone mercenary.
My first adventure took me to Athra where I learned the fighting styles of the Templars, and they taught me the meaning of inner peace.
Afterwards whilst shopping upon the Athrian supermarket I came upon a strange ad for an excavation site on the planet of Sota(there really is a planet called Sota, ask Killar). Intrigued by what I may discover in this excavation.
Upon the dig I discovered an ancient library long since buried by the ancients. At the entrance there was an ancient carving upon a stone plaque. Roughly translated, it said "here in these halls lies the power that has toppled kingdoms and enslaved millions, whomsoever uncovers these sealed halls, we of the order of the Protectorate implore you to reseal these halls and never return.
I didn't pay attention to the translator and kept going deeper into the chasm. What I found inside the entire excavation site didn't live to regret it's uncovering. I found a strange relic, it was in the shape of a circular object, with a hole inside it. It seemed to fit into a strange pedestal, so I put it inside.
The sound filled the room as soon as I placed it in the pedestal.
I immediately started grooving to the beat while the rest of the excavation crew ripped their own ears off in an attempt to save themselves from the sound.
Another song started playing after the other one ended. While the track was playing I noticed I was the only one remaining.
After further going down the library I discovered more of these strange devices, an entire plethora of panty dropper beats were at my fingertips. I grew power hungry, I would control all of Molden Heath with this power and none would stand before me! With this power, I would become the most powerful warrior in the land!
Btw, happy 2400th thread people!
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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Derrith Erador
Kameira Lodge
1224
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Posted - 2014.03.09 03:17:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:General John Ripper wrote:shut up derrith Kneel before me mortal!! again, shut up derrith.
NEVER!!!
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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