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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
663
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Posted - 2014.03.06 03:37:00 -
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Joseph and Alt
Okay, there is a story with the Alt's name. I was drinking heavily with friends while showing them DUST. Being still coherent enough to know that I shouldn't log on my account lest I decide to put points somewhere that would be really funny when drunk, I created a new account. This was at the height of the murder taxis so I named the character in such a way to show that he was really dangerous behind the wheel.
We then spent the entire night running people over in free LAV's. I believe someone thought up the idea that he was a drunk redneck "tryin' to git to Kal-eye-forn-ya" to see his grandchildren. We ran down so many people and then distributed the money he had to all the newbies we were playing with. So, you've got 7 massive nerds doing whiskey shots from a roulette wheel, playing Mario Party, and running down new players with free LAV's while shouting off-color jokes about senior citizens.
That was honestly one of the funniest nights of my life. |
Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2181
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Posted - 2014.03.06 03:51:00 -
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Bwaahahahaahah...that's a great character backstory!
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2181
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Posted - 2014.03.06 03:56:00 -
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Just noticed something. Drunk Elderly Driver belongs to an NPC corp. I can credit you tickets fro that character once they join or create a corp.
Edit: If you can make me laugh with a corp name, I will give you extra tickets.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2182
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Posted - 2014.03.06 04:09:00 -
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Or you could join this clever merc's corporation.
Chief Executive Orificer wrote:Good morning, would-be thieves! Honeypot Inc. would like to help you work around the limitations on buying the lottery. We've been aiding mercs in weaselling their way in and out of deals since 2013.03.21. Registration is now open for any mercs seeking to 'rob' our corporate wallet. The process is simple!
- You apply and are accepted into "Honeypot Inc."
- You make your donation to the corporate wallet.
- Enamoured by your generosity, we promote you to an accountancy position within our company.
- You are certainly not authorised to steal from the corporate wallet. No, sirree. We're just going to turn our backs and trust you not to help yourself.
When If we catch you breaking this rule, we'll eject you from the corp immediately and be sure to send you a very angry email, detailing our upset.
Honeypot Incorporated. Deals too sweet to be true.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
664
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Posted - 2014.03.06 04:28:00 -
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Because of how easy this challenge is, I would suggest that each person be in an actual corporation for, say, at least three weeks in order to qualify for the isk doubling challenge. It is too easy to just create an alt and do it back and forth. I am just creating a (hopefully) funny corporation name to claim the tickets and (again, hopefully) claim some extra tickets and the knowledge that I made a smile happen. |
Drunk Elderly Driver
Drunk Drivers Against Moms
1
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Posted - 2014.03.06 04:40:00 -
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*looks up from his drunken stupor*
Are ye... *glugs from a bottle of homemade corn liquor* Are ye tired of all these... moms tellin' you not to, *achooo*, ugh, drive? We here at Drunk Drivers Against Moms (D-DAM) know what it like to be discri-discrim-, uhh, to have people not like you. Who are these mothhh-eers that say I can't drive? It is mah right as a tax pay-, well, it is mah right to drive! Sayin' that we drunks can't drive is like sayin' that birds can't swim and fish can't fly! So, *glugs*, we where at *reads label on shirt* Drunks Driver agin' Moms want you to know that we are... against moms?
*whisper, whisper*
Oh, we are defendin' your right to drive because it is your right! I'm pretty sure it's in the kahhn-sty-too-shun. I should know; my grand pappy fought for our nation to secede. And it obviously worked because we have see-cess-fully landed on the moon.
*passes out and mumbles something about chicken nuggets*
And now to never plays this horrible name again. It is horrible now but it was the funniest thing ever when blasted for some reason. |
Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2182
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Posted - 2014.03.06 04:42:00 -
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Good point. 3 weeks adds a degree of difficulty and strategy to creating shell corps.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2182
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Posted - 2014.03.06 04:47:00 -
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Drunk Elderly Driver wrote:*looks up from his drunken stupor*
Are ye... *glugs from a bottle of homemade corn liquor* Are ye tired of all these... moms tellin' you not to, *achooo*, ugh, drive? We here at Drunk Drivers Against Moms (D-DAM) know what it like to be discri-discrim-, uhh, to have people not like you. Who are these mothhh-eers that say I can't drive? It is mah right as a tax pay-, well, it is mah right to drive! Sayin' that we drunks can't drive is like sayin' that birds can't swim and fish can't fly! So, *glugs*, we where at *reads label on shirt* Drunks Driver agin' Moms want you to know that we are... against moms?
*whisper, whisper*
Oh, we are defendin' your right to drive because it is your right! I'm pretty sure it's in the kahhn-sty-too-shun. I should know; my grand pappy fought for our nation to secede. And it obviously worked because we have see-cess-fully landed on the moon.
*passes out and mumbles something about chicken nuggets*
And now to never plays this horrible name again. It is horrible now but it was the funniest thing ever when blasted for some reason. Ahh, my sides. As horrible as the subject matter is its just too funny and well written. Here's 21 legally approved tickets, 8 for the character and 13 for the corp/story.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2186
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Posted - 2014.03.07 00:48:00 -
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Alright Mercs, here is the last piece to this puzzle. Players may only participate in matches with a maximum of 2 players from a previous corporation. For example, with ads alt, these are the corporations his employment history displays.
DROID EXILES -2014-02-19 06:10 - Now (0y 16d) Resheph Interstellar Strategy -2014-01-11 07:13 - 2014-02-19 06:10 (0y 39d) The dyst0pian Corporation -2013-12-21 19:11 - 2014-01-11 07:13 (0y 21d) Namtar Elite -2013-11-04 00:39 - 2013-12-21 19:11 (0y 47d) Planetary Response Organization -2013-10-28 20:41 - 2013-11-04 00:39 (0y 7d) Condotta Rouvenor -2013-10-28 20:38 - 2013-10-28 20:41 (0y 0d) The dyst0pian Corporation -2013-10-15 06:09 - 2013-10-28 20:38 (0y 13d) Mannar Focused Warfare -2013-10-15 05:15 - 2013-10-15 06:09 (0y 0d)
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Ads alt may only trade with non NPC corps and corporations that he belonged to for more than 3 weeks (total combined time). This leaves The dyst0pian Corporation as the only elligable trading pool in which he can contact 2 members who currently or previously held a position with The dyst0pian Corporation.
-Current Members -Former Members
However, when pulling contacts of former members, these players become ineligable if they reside in your current corporation as stated earlier. To restate, you may only trade with 2 players from a formerly shared corrporation.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2186
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Posted - 2014.03.07 01:10:00 -
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Join the ranks of elibible traders and submit a photo of your character from the login screen. You'll also revceive 8 tickets for doing so.
*To qualify for ticket rewards, the character must hold a minimum of 3 million SP and belong to a non NPC corporation.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2188
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:22:00 -
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Become an eligible trader today! Submit a photo of your character from the login panel. Receive 8 tickets for each submission of a valid character (3 Million SP + Membership to Corporation older than 3 weeks).
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ads alt
155
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:27:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Alright Mercs, here is the last piece to this puzzle. Players may only participate in matches with a maximum of 2 players from a previous corporation. For example, with ads alt, these are the corporations his employment history displays. DROID EXILES -2014-02-19 06:10 - Now (0y 16d) Resheph Interstellar Strategy -2014-01-11 07:13 - 2014-02-19 06:10 (0y 39d) The dyst0pian Corporation -2013-12-21 19:11 - 2014-01-11 07:13 (0y 21d) Namtar Elite -2013-11-04 00:39 - 2013-12-21 19:11 (0y 47d) Planetary Response Organization -2013-10-28 20:41 - 2013-11-04 00:39 (0y 7d) Condotta Rouvenor -2013-10-28 20:38 - 2013-10-28 20:41 (0y 0d) The dyst0pian Corporation -2013-10-15 06:09 - 2013-10-28 20:38 (0y 13d) Mannar Focused Warfare -2013-10-15 05:15 - 2013-10-15 06:09 (0y 0d) - - - - - - - - - - Ads alt may only trade with non NPC corps and corporations that he belonged to for more than 3 weeks (total combined time). This leaves The dyst0pian Corporation as the only elligable trading pool in which he can contact 2 members who currently or previously held a position with The dyst0pian Corporation. - Current Members- Former MembersHowever, when pulling contacts of former members, these players become ineligable if they reside in your current corporation as stated earlier. To restate, you may only trade with 2 players from a formerly shared corrporation. Yea, no Everyone in dyst0pian corp got butthut over me, so no......
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2188
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:28:00 -
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Lol, sounds like a lovely story.
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ads alt
155
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:33:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Lol, sounds like a lovely story. You know my alts, I should be able to participate in any player trading no matter the corp
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2188
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:42:00 -
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ads alt wrote:Jadek Menaheim wrote:Lol, sounds like a lovely story. You know my alts, I should be able to participate in any player trading no matter the corp And you can trade between any of your alts. However, the corporation restrictions will stand because they work as a time barrier to trading among corporate cronies.
Edit: I see that you have left Droid Exiles...
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2188
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:52:00 -
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Ads Alt, here is a suggestion. Before leaving the next corporation, give this challenge a try. It also works for new and burner characters.
[Challenge 4 & 5] Breaking your non-disclosure agreement
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ads alt
157
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:56:00 -
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Will read, but, https://www.dropbox.com/s/ryo8jts1b41vjr9/20140309_185411.jpg not my best match as a 175 shield scout, but whatevs, alternated between weapon and std nova knife for some heavies
And I got kicked because I think, I was not on it much... Oh and people invite me to thier corps...
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2190
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Posted - 2014.03.10 02:00:00 -
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Well damn! Still a nice show of work. Was this for a challenge, or you just wanted to share? My memory needs to be jogged from time to time.
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ads alt
157
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Posted - 2014.03.10 02:02:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Well damn! Still a nice show of work. Was this for a challenge, or you just wanted to share? My memory needs to be jogged from time to time. Share, I hate hacking by myaelf Had some scout sqquad
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Sarge Egras
Cactus Rats
1
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:56:00 -
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confirming character. Will put up images of me and someone laundering the dirty, dirty iskies once I am confirmed. |
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
531
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:58:00 -
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Sarge Egras wrote:confirming character. Will put up images of me and someone laundering the dirty, dirty iskies once I am confirmed. How about launder with me lol
Closed beta vet
Logi,
Heavy,
Python,
Scout.
Dark souls 2 new game plus.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2284
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:33:00 -
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Sarge Egras wrote:http://imgur.com/YuS5tWn confirming character. Will put up images of me and someone laundering the dirty, dirty iskies once I am confirmed. Confirmed. Happy trading.
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DJINN B4lock
Ancient Textiles.
363
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Posted - 2014.03.18 04:22:00 -
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Update: Don't forget about this particular potent money laundering challenge.
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=148218&find=unread
DJINN B4lock, CEO Ancient Textiles. The premium emporium of fine fabrics from the dusty Orient.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
759
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Posted - 2014.03.19 06:01:00 -
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Looking to claim sets 1-5 for Sarge Egras and myself:
http://imgur.com/a/WRA4p
I am an ex-Cactus Rat so that will have to count as one of "can trade with two people you were a past member with." |
Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2302
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Posted - 2014.03.19 06:24:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Looking to claim sets 1-5 for Sarge Egras and myself: http://imgur.com/a/WRA4pI am an ex-Cactus Rat so that will have to count as one of "can trade with two people you were a past member with." And that is how it is done. Both you and Sarge Egras have been credited with 32 tickets. The google document ledger has been updated in both sections.
Joseph Ridgeson stands at 126 tickets, with 48.84% win probability.
Sarge Egras stands at 36 tickets with a 13.95% win probability.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2302
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Posted - 2014.03.19 06:26:00 -
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Mr. Ridgeson, once the 3 full weeks passes for the 'detox' period on your alt Drunk Elderly Driver, I imagine you can start looking to the assitance of many people and their alts in War Ravens for more trading.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2303
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Posted - 2014.03.19 08:01:00 -
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Any additional takers?
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
550
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Posted - 2014.03.19 08:03:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Any additional takers? I want to but.....cant I guess.
Closed beta vet
Logi,
Heavy,
Python,
Scout.
Dark souls 2 new game plus.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens League of Infamy
760
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Posted - 2014.03.19 08:15:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Looking to claim sets 1-5 for Sarge Egras and myself: http://imgur.com/a/WRA4pI am an ex-Cactus Rat so that will have to count as one of "can trade with two people you were a past member with." And that is how it is done. Both you and Sarge Egras have been credited with 32 tickets. The google document ledger has been updated in both sections. Joseph Ridgeson stands at 126 tickets, with 48.84% win probability. Sarge Egras stands at 36 tickets with a 13.95% win probability. You may want to edit the original post then to make it more clear how many tickets are rewarded for each set. At the moment, it seems like completing Set 1 gives 2 tickets and completing Set 1 and Set 2 would give 2 + 4 = 6 tickets. Just to reduce confusion. |
Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
2305
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Posted - 2014.03.19 10:07:00 -
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Actually, I made a mistake there Joseph, sets are cumulative. I apologize. Let me give you and sarge the additional 30 tickets (2+4+8+16).
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