DUST Search - ***[Challenge 7] Money Laundering***

Drunk Elderly Driver wrote:

*looks up from his drunken stupor*

Are ye... *glugs from a bottle of homemade corn liquor*
Are ye tired of all these... moms tellin' you not to, *achooo*, ugh, drive? We here at Drunk Drivers Against Moms (D-DAM) know what it like to be discri-discrim-, uhh, to have people not like you. Who are these mothhh-eers that say I can't drive? It is mah right as a tax pay-, well, it is mah right to drive! Sayin' that we drunks can't drive is like sayin' that birds can't swim and fish can't fly! So, *glugs*, we where at *reads label on shirt* Drunks Driver agin' Moms want you to know that we are... against moms?

*whisper, whisper*

Oh, we are defendin' your right to drive because it is your right! I'm pretty sure it's in the kahhn-sty-too-shun. I should know; my grand pappy fought for our nation to secede. And it obviously worked because we have see-cess-fully landed on the moon.

*passes out and mumbles something about chicken nuggets*

And now to never plays this horrible name again. It is horrible now but it was the funniest thing ever when blasted for some reason.


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Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2160	Posted - 2014.03.04 05:38:00 - [1] - Quote Hello, Dusters, lets play a little trading game with our ISKies for the Dust Challenge Lottery. How it works is you are presented with two options. The first option entails giving a player* 16 million ISK. Both players receive 4 tickets for this deed. However, the second option entails a trading game of transfer exponetially larger sums of ISK to complete "sets." With the completion of a set and submission of a photograph of 1.) the transaction ledger and 2.) either parties' SP levels, then both parties are awarded the tickets listed. Players for both options must; a.) hold a minimum of 3 million SP. b.) not belong to the same corporation or alliance c.) not belong to an NPC corporation d.) the same character may not participate with multiple players - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Game: Give any player 16 million ISK (4 Tickets) -OR- [Set 1]* 1 2 4 8 16 (2 Tickets per person) [Set 2] 32 \| 64 \| 128 \| 256 \| 512 (4 Tickets - -) [Set 3] 1024 \| 2048 \| 4096 \| 8192 \| 16384 (8 Tickets - -) [Set 4] 32768 \| 65536 \| 131072 \| 262,144 \| 524,288 (16 Tickets - -) [Set 5] 1,048,576 \| 2,097,152 \| 4,194,304 \| 8,388,608 \| 16,777,216 (32 Tickets - -) [Set 6] 33,554,432 \| 67,108,864 \| 134,217,728 \| 268,435,456 \| 536,870,912 (64 Tickets - -) Happy Trading Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2160	Posted - 2014.03.04 05:42:00 - [2] - Quote Reserved for classified ads for eligable trading partners. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2160	Posted - 2014.03.04 05:49:00 - [3] - Quote Additionally, sets must be completed successively to be unlocked and claimed by participating pairs. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2164	Posted - 2014.03.04 10:16:00 - [4] - Quote ads alt wrote: noobsniper the 2nd wrote: Sounds easy enough to bad I have a money printer I have a camera, dont worry, it is tweaked to not see printed money but as real money I see you get a lot of work http://www.netweed.com/hiphoplogicpics/mack-malone-money-music.jpg Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2170	Posted - 2014.03.05 03:08:00 - [5] - Quote Post a photo of your lifetime SP for eight tickets (must have a minimum of 3 Million SP to qualify). The photo and link will be placed in the advertisement section of this topic. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2170	Posted - 2014.03.05 03:25:00 - [6] - Quote The OP has been updated to reflect new mechanics to the game. d.) the same character may participate with a maximum of 3 other players that follow the stipulations above. e.) players may play concurrent pairs matches (e.g. A->B, A->C, A->D) or trading cycles (eg. A->B->C->D->A), but the ledger must be fully displayed with time stamps to show who is involved in the money laundering ring. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2170	Posted - 2014.03.05 05:23:00 - [7] - Quote Poonmunch wrote: What just happened? Munch I'm searching for different ways to encourage people to participate in the challenge lottery. Trading sets are purposely designed to encourage potentional for ISK scams. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2171	Posted - 2014.03.05 14:48:00 - [8] - Quote I would like to note that the lottery ledger has a mechanic for documenting ticket transfers. You may give your tickets to any player you want. Consider tickets crypto forum currency. [Link] Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2171	Posted - 2014.03.05 15:01:00 - [9] - Quote ads alt wrote: Jadek Menaheim wrote: Post a photo of your lifetime SP for eight tickets (must have a minimum of 3 Million SP to qualify). The photo and link will be placed in the advertisement section of this topic. Just search my name, 4.5 mil Regardless, would you kindly link a photo. My game, my rules. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2176	Posted - 2014.03.05 23:10:00 - [10] - Quote You're on the board. Your tickets are logged on the Google document and I will fix the win probability when I am on a desktop. Cells don't work right on the tablet app. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AkpW9IlPWYW-dHgxUlRJZEJtbDlyVHJXVGszdVlUcUE&usp=docslist_api Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...

Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2177	Posted - 2014.03.05 23:24:00 - [11] - Quote ads alt wrote: Jadek Menaheim wrote: You're on the board. Your tickets are logged on the Google document and I will fix the win probability when I am on a desktop. Cells don't work right on the tablet app. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AkpW9IlPWYW-dHgxUlRJZEJtbDlyVHJXVGszdVlUcUE&usp=docslist_api Can I post multiple alts? Yes you can. Remember, one character can only participate with a total of 3 players at any given time, and each match must be played with a new person, and must not be in the same corp or alliance or NPC faction. Besides that you can play as many games as you want. Smart players that created many alts early on can really take advantage of this challenge. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2180	Posted - 2014.03.05 23:41:00 - [12] - Quote The character you are posting a photo of must be above 3 million lifetime so to qualify for tickets. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2180	Posted - 2014.03.05 23:59:00 - [13] - Quote ads alt wrote: Jadek Menaheim wrote: ads alt wrote: Jadek Menaheim wrote: You're on the board. Your tickets are logged on the Google document and I will fix the win probability when I am on a desktop. Cells don't work right on the tablet app. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AkpW9IlPWYW-dHgxUlRJZEJtbDlyVHJXVGszdVlUcUE&usp=docslist_api Can I post multiple alts? Yes you can. Remember, one character can only participate with a total of 3 players at any given time, and each match must be played with a new person, and must not be in the same corp or alliance or NPC faction. Besides that you can play as many games as you want. Smart players that created many alts early on can really take advantage of this challenge. How do I do it exactly? And can I post alts above 3 mil sp for tickets? To claim a set, a person in the pair or a member of the chain must post the ISK amount in the ledger at or above the peak of the set. The full ledger should be visible. Additionally, write in the topic "punch out" with player or chain members fto drop from a match and move to another game. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2180	Posted - 2014.03.06 01:51:00 - [14] - Quote How to claim: Post a picture of your personal wallet. This photo must show a back and forth exchange between players of these amounts. [Set 1] 1 2 4 8 16 [Set 2] 32 \| 64 \| 128 \| 256 \| 512 [Set 3] 1024 \| 2048 \| 4096 \| 8192 \| 16384 [Set 4] 32768 \| 65536 \| 131072 \| 262,144 \| 524,288 [Set 5] 1,048,576 \| 2,097,152 \| 4,194,304 \| 8,388,608 \| 16,777,216 [Set 6] 33,554,432 \| 67,108,864 \| 134,217,728 \| 268,435,456 \| 536,870,912 - - - - A set is completed and awarded if a photo is submitted of the final numer in a set appears in your wallet history; [Set 1] 1 2 4 8 16 or, if the number in the next set appears in your wallet history. [Set 2] 32 \| 64 \| 128 \| 256 \| 512 at this time you and the other player(s) in the trading game are awarded tickets for that set. - - - If you want to leave a game before completing all 6 sets you say for example "I punch out from Thanjac's game." You can also say leave, exit, terminate, or just about anything to make the point that you are officially ending a trading game with someone or group of people. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2180	Posted - 2014.03.06 02:11:00 - [15] - Quote For the sake of simplicity I am eliminating the 16 million donation aspect of this challenge. This is now purely about ISK doubling. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2180	Posted - 2014.03.06 02:33:00 - [16] - Quote To restate, please feel free to track your progess and other participants with the google document ledger. A space for the trading game has been made starting on cell K1 Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2181	Posted - 2014.03.06 03:27:00 - [17] - Quote Thanjac wrote: Okay I will post it later, and I have 11mil sp I will log your character when you post then. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2181	Posted - 2014.03.06 03:51:00 - [18] - Quote Bwaahahahaahah...that's a great character backstory! Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2181	Posted - 2014.03.06 03:56:00 - [19] - Quote Just noticed something. Drunk Elderly Driver belongs to an NPC corp. I can credit you tickets fro that character once they join or create a corp. Edit: If you can make me laugh with a corp name, I will give you extra tickets. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2182	Posted - 2014.03.06 04:09:00 - [20] - Quote Or you could join this clever merc's corporation. Chief Executive Orificer wrote: Good morning, would-be thieves! Honeypot Inc. would like to help you work around the limitations on buying the lottery. We've been aiding mercs in weaselling their way in and out of deals since 2013.03.21. Registration is now open for any mercs seeking to 'rob' our corporate wallet. The process is simple! You apply and are accepted into "Honeypot Inc." You make your donation to the corporate wallet. Enamoured by your generosity, we promote you to an accountancy position within our company. You are certainly not authorised to steal from the corporate wallet. No, sirree. We're just going to turn our backs and trust you not to help yourself. ~~When~~ If we catch you breaking this rule, we'll eject you from the corp immediately and be sure to send you a very angry email, detailing our upset. Honeypot Incorporated. Deals too sweet to be true. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...

Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2182	Posted - 2014.03.06 04:42:00 - [21] - Quote Good point. 3 weeks adds a degree of difficulty and strategy to creating shell corps. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2182	Posted - 2014.03.06 04:47:00 - [22] - Quote Drunk Elderly Driver wrote: looks up from his drunken stupor Are ye... glugs from a bottle of homemade corn liquor Are ye tired of all these... moms tellin' you not to, achooo, ugh, drive? We here at Drunk Drivers Against Moms (D-DAM) know what it like to be discri-discrim-, uhh, to have people not like you. Who are these mothhh-eers that say I can't drive? It is mah right as a tax pay-, well, it is mah right to drive! Sayin' that we drunks can't drive is like sayin' that birds can't swim and fish can't fly! So, glugs, we where at reads label on shirt Drunks Driver agin' Moms want you to know that we are... against moms? whisper, whisper Oh, we are defendin' your right to drive because it is your right! I'm pretty sure it's in the kahhn-sty-too-shun. I should know; my grand pappy fought for our nation to secede. And it obviously worked because we have see-cess-fully landed on the moon. passes out and mumbles something about chicken nuggets And now to never plays this horrible name again. It is horrible now but it was the funniest thing ever when blasted for some reason. Ahh, my sides. As horrible as the subject matter is its just too funny and well written. Here's 21 legally approved tickets, 8 for the character and 13 for the corp/story. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2186	Posted - 2014.03.07 00:48:00 - [23] - Quote Alright Mercs, here is the last piece to this puzzle. Players may only participate in matches with a maximum of 2 players from a previous corporation. For example, with ads alt, these are the corporations his employment history displays. DROID EXILES -2014-02-19 06:10 - Now (0y 16d) Resheph Interstellar Strategy -2014-01-11 07:13 - 2014-02-19 06:10 (0y 39d) The dyst0pian Corporation -2013-12-21 19:11 - 2014-01-11 07:13 (0y 21d) Namtar Elite -2013-11-04 00:39 - 2013-12-21 19:11 (0y 47d) Planetary Response Organization -2013-10-28 20:41 - 2013-11-04 00:39 (0y 7d) Condotta Rouvenor -2013-10-28 20:38 - 2013-10-28 20:41 (0y 0d) The dyst0pian Corporation -2013-10-15 06:09 - 2013-10-28 20:38 (0y 13d) Mannar Focused Warfare -2013-10-15 05:15 - 2013-10-15 06:09 (0y 0d) - - - - - - - - - - Ads alt may only trade with non NPC corps and corporations that he belonged to for more than 3 weeks (total combined time). This leaves The dyst0pian Corporation as the only elligable trading pool in which he can contact 2 members who currently or previously held a position with The dyst0pian Corporation. -Current Members -Former Members However, when pulling contacts of former members, these players become ineligable if they reside in your current corporation as stated earlier. To restate, you may only trade with 2 players from a formerly shared corrporation. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2186	Posted - 2014.03.07 01:10:00 - [24] - Quote Join the ranks of elibible traders and submit a photo of your character from the login screen. You'll also revceive 8 tickets for doing so. *To qualify for ticket rewards, the character must hold a minimum of 3 million SP and belong to a non NPC corporation. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2188	Posted - 2014.03.10 01:22:00 - [25] - Quote Become an eligible trader today! Submit a photo of your character from the login panel. Receive 8 tickets for each submission of a valid character (3 Million SP + Membership to Corporation older than 3 weeks). Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2188	Posted - 2014.03.10 01:28:00 - [26] - Quote Lol, sounds like a lovely story. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2188	Posted - 2014.03.10 01:42:00 - [27] - Quote ads alt wrote: Jadek Menaheim wrote: Lol, sounds like a lovely story. You know my alts, I should be able to participate in any player trading no matter the corp And you can trade between any of your alts. However, the corporation restrictions will stand because they work as a time barrier to trading among corporate cronies. Edit: I see that you have left Droid Exiles... Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2188	Posted - 2014.03.10 01:52:00 - [28] - Quote Ads Alt, here is a suggestion. Before leaving the next corporation, give this challenge a try. It also works for new and burner characters. [Challenge 4 & 5] Breaking your non-disclosure agreement Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2190	Posted - 2014.03.10 02:00:00 - [29] - Quote ads alt wrote: Jadek Menaheim wrote: Ads Alt, here is a suggestion. Before leaving the next corporation, give this challenge a try. It also works for new and burner characters. [Challenge 4 & 5] Breaking your non-disclosure agreement Will read, but, https://www.dropbox.com/s/ryo8jts1b41vjr9/20140309_185411.jpg not my best match as a 175 shield scout, but whatevs, alternated between weapon and std nova knife for some heavies And I got kicked because I think, I was not on it much... Oh and people invite me to thier corps... Well damn! Still a nice show of work. Was this for a challenge, or you just wanted to share? My memory needs to be jogged from time to time. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2284	Posted - 2014.03.18 03:33:00 - [30] - Quote Sarge Egras wrote: http://imgur.com/YuS5tWn confirming character. Will put up images of me and someone laundering the dirty, dirty iskies once I am confirmed. Confirmed. Happy trading. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...

Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2302	Posted - 2014.03.19 06:24:00 - [31] - Quote Joseph Ridgeson wrote: Looking to claim sets 1-5 for Sarge Egras and myself: http://imgur.com/a/WRA4p I am an ex-Cactus Rat so that will have to count as one of "can trade with two people you were a past member with." And that is how it is done. Both you and Sarge Egras have been credited with 32 tickets. The google document ledger has been updated in both sections. Joseph Ridgeson stands at 126 tickets, with 48.84% win probability. Sarge Egras stands at 36 tickets with a 13.95% win probability. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2302	Posted - 2014.03.19 06:26:00 - [32] - Quote Mr. Ridgeson, once the 3 full weeks passes for the 'detox' period on your alt Drunk Elderly Driver, I imagine you can start looking to the assitance of many people and their alts in War Ravens for more trading. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2303	Posted - 2014.03.19 08:01:00 - [33] - Quote Any additional takers? Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2305	Posted - 2014.03.19 10:07:00 - [34] - Quote Actually, I made a mistake there Joseph, sets are cumulative. I apologize. Let me give you and sarge the additional 30 tickets (2+4+8+16). Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2305	Posted - 2014.03.19 10:12:00 - [35] - Quote Adjusted standings. Joseph Ridgeson 156 tickets, 49.05% wp Sarge Egras 66 tickets, 20.75% wp Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2305	Posted - 2014.03.19 10:34:00 - [36] - Quote Hello Gentlemen, I would also appreciate you input on this challenge as well. *[Challenge 10] Pay to Win* https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1952860#post1952860 Test Values Purchase a $19.99 AUR pack, receive 500 tickets. $9.99 AUR pack, 200 tickets. $4.99 AUR pack, 50 tickets. No cap on character or accounts. Feedback on these test values is welcome. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2318	Posted - 2014.03.20 00:04:00 - [37] - Quote Start boosting today. Find a friend and follow Sarge Egras and Joseph Ridgeson's example. They cleared 62 tickets each completing 5 sets correctly. Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 2342	Posted - 2014.03.20 10:58:00 - [38] - Quote Boost to the top! Video: I don't always fight dropships, but when I do...
Jadek Menaheim Ancient Textiles. 2943	Posted - 2014.05.08 04:24:00 - [39] - Quote Dust is not dead. There's an opportunity in money laundering waiting for you.