Can I buy one?

1st!

Lieutenant!

FA is now in the market selling off extra districts. We have no interest in holding too many and would rather sell them at non bank breaking prices.

As such we are offering the following:

All Surface Research Labs will be sold at 80 million isk.

All Cargo Hubs will be sold at 100 million isk.

All Production Facilities will be sold at 120 million isk.

Put me down for your entire stock. I'll finalize with you later today.

All Sales come with a 1 week limited warranty that precludes our ability to attack sold district and we include one free contract for the 1st defense if requested.

We reserve the right after 1 week to attack said district again if the extended warranty is not purchased.

We will not be selling stock to NF, they are quite capable themselves :P. It is still available for purchase. Interested buyers can contact me on skype or in game

Also, if the piece of land you wish is not yet taken please feel free to let us know as we have competitive pricing for moving you in! :)

So you are only selling districts to people who can't defend themselves when you come to take them back?
No wonder the districts are so cheap -_-;;

Would you sell districts to us? o_O

btw, where's my district?!

This is discussed. Eventually yes we would like to come back around and fight for the district once we've "made the rounds" and busied ourselves with other things. We have no intention of simply attacking someone we just sold to, as that would not help us retain customers.

I'm amiable to discussion. :)

Anyone who knows me is aware i'm quite amenable to negotiation. If you are quite worried with us hitting you after a week [and need it more formally discussed] feel free to contact us to work out an arrangement that alleviates your concerns.

"Formal discussion" = Contract. You are using a low initial price point to secure a "Protection Contract". This appears to be a Lowball of the highest magnitude.

For those that accused us of setting up a PFC extortion scheme.... THIS is what an extortion scheme looks like.

Also note that paying Zatara to protect yourself from FA will not protect you from other entities.

Awww, are you upset that we're selling for half your price and not charging a recurring fee?

"Formal discussion" = Contract. You are using a low initial price point to secure a "Protection Contract". This appears to be a Lowball of the highest magnitude.

For those that accused us of setting up a PFC extortion scheme.... THIS is what an extortion scheme looks like.

Also note that while paying Zatara to protect yourself from FA will not protect you from other entities.

I wasn't trying to meta or anything - it just seems weird.

Or maybe I'm wondering why NF is hitting AE when FA seems content to just let us do the attacking and they just ring in while selling off districts they could be using to help...

Post deleted. Have fun with your sales op.

FA is now up in tha market pushin off extra districts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Our thugged-out asses have no interest up in holdin too nuff n' would rather push dem at non bank breakin prices. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Smile

As such we is offerin tha following:

All Surface Research Labs is ghon be sold at 80 mazillion isk.

All Cargo Hubs is ghon be sold at 100 mazillion isk.

All Production Facilitizzles is ghon be sold at 120 mazillion isk.

Da only stipulations our crazy asses have fo' our price point are:

All Salez is final!!!

All Salez come wit a 1 week limited warranty dat precludes our mobilitizzle ta battle sold district n' we include one free contract fo' tha 1st defense if requested.

We reserve tha right afta 1 week ta battle holla'd district again n' again n' again if tha extended warranty aint purchased. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka!

An explicit addendum: Us dudes don't plan ta flip suttin' recently sold. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka! In phat faith n' non stated explicitly is dat we is ghon be off n' busy flippin every last muthafuckin thang else we can find but dat at some point yo' district is ghon be looked at as another piece of land ta be sold. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka!

An extended warranty is negotiable but generally is ghon be high enough dat yo ass aint bustin a funky-ass boatload of isk off tha district n' is ghon be sold not as protection against all of PC yo, but only against Tso's...think like 40% of weekly genolution.

We reserve tha right ta deny any buyer fo' any reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. All may however inquire if denied fo' a appeal or may negotiate n' increase up in tha price ta circumvent a thugged-out denial.


Contact me up in game or on skype fo' further consultation.


We aren't lookin fo' war unless war comes lookin fo' us... much like our current AE retaliatory campaign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Nevertheless our phat asses do want funsies fo' all yo. Hopefully dis can facilitate dat all up in content creation.

So lets stop the pissing match. there's females around and the kids aren't kicked outta the bar til 9, when Rampage has curfew.

I would recommend not antagonizing your new allies, Fiddle.

we are all just frenemies, no need to over complicate things

MAYBE just maybe there is hope after all of FA realizing they chose ****** allies.

THE LIC AWAITS!

FA is where they need to be. We don't sell brotherhood, friendship, or internet honor crap. We play dust a certain way and look to work with people play dust the same way. The only thing that ever kept FA from being with us was Zatara's desire to fight AE. Which went against our business model at the time. Now things are different and FA has come home. Never discount what FA attempted to build with newer players and how well they played. FA didn't fail here because they won a lot of battles but the nature of PC design means no matter what they would eventually lose because of clone attrition.

My philosophy behind this whole thing is that cumulatively we are stress testing the mechanics of PC. Showing CCP exactly what is wrong and asking for better systems....But than again we all have our own personal motivations to work together.

Honestly we dont have to have a reason for anything, its just a game. The competitive players all warned ccp last year about locking and blue donut in PCland. It was always a matter of time when PC is a bad design and player base is small. You can only motivate players so much with such a terrible design.

These are the mechanics ccp gave us lets just pray ccp isn't designing PC 2.0 without us, AGAIN.